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RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2010 10:56 AM


Dixie Jan 9th, 2010 03:01 PM

so i picked a new year's resolution, and i think everyone here will be proud of me if i can stick to it.
:)

MLE Jan 9th, 2010 03:02 PM

To post your boobs on the internet?

Dixie Jan 9th, 2010 03:06 PM

you musta missed all that.
no, this year i will NOT sleep with anyone's boyfriend or husband.
exes are still borderline though.

Shrubfest Jan 9th, 2010 03:07 PM

Danm, I was about to say that!

Less than five men at once, and only single ones.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2010 03:10 PM

sex shouldn't be so complicated.

Shrubfest Jan 9th, 2010 03:12 PM

Sex isn't. People make sex complex.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2010 03:17 PM

shrub, we need to write a book about sex etiquette for today's slut.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2010 03:24 PM

we'll be millionaires just because it has the word "slut" in the title.

Shrubfest Jan 9th, 2010 03:25 PM

1. Never give them your real name.

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2010 03:32 PM

I missed you guys a lot.

Shrubfest Jan 9th, 2010 03:34 PM

Good. Are you a slut? Can you contribute?

Dixie Jan 9th, 2010 03:37 PM

2. Give them your homocidal ex boyfriend's number if they are persistent and you have no interest.

Dixie Jan 9th, 2010 03:38 PM

seriously though, always carry wetnaps, you never know when they can come in handy.

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 666898)
Good. Are you a slut? Can you contribute?

I've broken relationships and lost the majority of my friends once because of it.

I think the criteria has been filled.

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2010 04:03 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Sam Jan 9th, 2010 04:27 PM

I love all the sluts on this page. :(

Shrubfest Jan 9th, 2010 04:34 PM

And we love you, Sam.

RaNkeri Jan 9th, 2010 04:43 PM

:love

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2010 06:53 PM

The sexuality is palpable.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 9th, 2010 07:10 PM

Sweet, I made it in time for the sluts page.

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2010 08:43 PM

me too
;)

LordSappington Jan 9th, 2010 11:27 PM

My day consisted of walking three miles through woods to get to a bus stop, ride buses for an hour and a half, walk another two miles to my girlfriend's house, and spend most of the rest of the day watching Teen Titans with her. I have definitely found a keeper.

Chojin Jan 10th, 2010 12:14 AM

Side effect of losing 35 pounds and shaving your head: BEING FUCKING COLD ALL THE TIME

Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2010 12:58 AM

I'm a skinny little shit and I don't even own anything with long sleeves. Be a man.


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