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Zhukov Jan 10th, 2010 04:41 AM

I live next to Antarctica and weigh less than a medium sized dog. GROW SOME.


Went with Miss by the way Kitsa :( figured the old hag would take it as a compliment.

DevilWearsPrada Jan 10th, 2010 06:09 AM

I haven't posted in over 2 1/2 months :(

MarioRPG Jan 10th, 2010 02:24 PM

So what's your excuse :(

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 02:43 PM

I DONT UNDERSTAND CELL PHONE INTERNET DISLPAY LAYOUT

SIGNATURES ARE A WORK OF SATAN

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2010 02:54 PM

Well fuck me sideways

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 03:08 PM

i appreciate the offer but im afraid my rubharb isnt bittered that way

if that even is rankeri im talking to, i cant interpret all of this information jammed into my cellphone screen

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2010 05:29 PM

Jesus Christ! It is Grislygus! :eek

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 05:38 PM

i have a PHONE now






it does the internet

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 05:41 PM

and i have officiially escaped Oreegonia, and am now enjoying a relaxing, murderous job search in gluuurious souf caleefurnia, mit der guvernator

elx Jan 10th, 2010 06:34 PM

speaking of california, did you get smushed by a tsunami or something last night tadao?

Tadao Jan 10th, 2010 06:38 PM

Nope but my ex wife did. I just found out about it today. I gave her the house in Eureka, I wonder if it's a pile of wood now.

elx Jan 10th, 2010 06:40 PM

tell her to quack quack like a beaver duck with grey tape

Tadao Jan 10th, 2010 06:44 PM

I totally don't get that. :( Is that a new dance you kids do at the discotech?

Pentegarn Jan 10th, 2010 06:45 PM

I thought a 'beaver duck with grey tape' was a sexual position

elx Jan 10th, 2010 06:46 PM

it's o k you'll understand when you're older

edit: and no, unless you're having sex with a platypus :(

Pentegarn Jan 10th, 2010 06:49 PM

That's considered a friday night at the club in New Zealand :P

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 06:50 PM

who in the god damn hell is elx?

just kidding you, I dont care, I'm just going to call you Venison

The Leader Jan 10th, 2010 06:52 PM

Grislygus, I would like nothing better than for you to do a sketch of elx's avatar. :)

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 06:55 PM

no scanners any more. too poor. Also, PHONE

Chojin Jan 10th, 2010 06:56 PM

can't your phone take pics

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 06:59 PM

low resolution pics of my glorious masterpieces?




GOOD DAY SIR

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 07:02 PM

i might hop on a computer and mspaint him if i suddenly was made aware of embarrasing body and/or family problems, possibly fake psychological. problems or emotional meltdown diary wentries

Tadao Jan 10th, 2010 07:13 PM

she's supposedly a 13 yo girl :/

elx Jan 10th, 2010 07:13 PM

no gummygrump my dick sucking list is private business

also seventeen as of like a week ago, tyty

Sam Jan 10th, 2010 07:14 PM

GREASYGUS, SUP MAN?


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