drop it in the toilet, that always shows cellphones
Jan 17th, 2010 06:57 PM
So, my friend got kicked out of his house for connecting his computer to the internet. So, in an hour or so, we're going to his house, busting in through the broken window, and taking as much as possible.
Wish us luck.
Jan 17th, 2010 07:11 PM
are you busting a window or just busting through a busted window?
'cause you shouldn't break anything..or take anything that's not his
Jan 17th, 2010 07:14 PM
From what I remember of you, it seems like the mission will probably be aborted if you and the Merry Pranksters come into contact with any small cuts or bruises
Originally Posted by LordSappington
Boo hoo, I have ADHD-I, short term memory loss from concussive trauma, and my brain is apparently trying to kill me in my sleep.
Actually, never mind. Have your friends take pictures
Jan 17th, 2010 07:22 PM
Nah, his parents are going to Bible Study, and we're only taking everything he paid for. Which includes the 360, dozens of dvds, clothes, games, and other fun things.
And the front window is broken, and can be lifted up easily. So we have our way in.
Jan 17th, 2010 07:27 PM
Give one of your friends a camera
Jan 17th, 2010 07:48 PM
To take pictures of what? Us just picking stuff up and putting them into backpacks? Thrilling stuff, yo.
Jan 17th, 2010 08:05 PM
Jackie Ross sounds so preeeetty.
Jan 17th, 2010 08:06 PM
Do you have any understanding of context and how it relates to instructions paired with embarrassing quotes
Jan 17th, 2010 08:12 PM
I ate a Steakhouse burger today from the Burger Kang.
And I enjoy breaking into my own house. It reminds me that there's nothing I can do to stop it from being burgled, professionally.
Jan 17th, 2010 08:21 PM
ENJOY YOUR RUNNY SHITS
Jan 17th, 2010 08:32 PM
I had a salad for dinner - is it wrong for me to feel jealous? :(
Jan 17th, 2010 08:51 PM
I AM EATING SALAD RIGHT NOW IT'S GREAT AND MY ASSHOLE THANKS ME FOR IT
Jan 17th, 2010 08:57 PM
Yes, I too have a very happy colon. :)
Jan 17th, 2010 09:01 PM
I WILL ALso eAT A SALAD TONIGHT
AND ALSO A BOCA BURGER :FLEX
Jan 17th, 2010 09:03 PM
I AM BORED AND NOT DRUNK WITH NO WAY TO REMEDY THE SITUATION
Sam, tell me about that one time you did that thing with the people
Jan 17th, 2010 09:29 PM
OKAY SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS AT THE BAR AND I WAS LIKE "uh beer plz" AND THEN THE BARTENDER BROUGHT ME A JACK AND COKE AND I WAS LIKE "uh beer plz" AND SHE WAS LIKE "well if you don't drink it I have to throw it out" SO I DRANK THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN I HAD A BEER. I PAID FOR BOTH AND LEFT A DOLLAR TIP. :(
Jan 17th, 2010 09:55 PM
WAS SHE HOT
Jan 17th, 2010 09:55 PM
AND WHAT IF IT WASNT THE BARTENDERS FAULT BUT THE LIQUORS?
Jan 17th, 2010 10:43 PM
So did you liquor?
Jan 17th, 2010 11:33 PM
I HATE DRAWING SCHEMATICS! :explode
But I'm off to Atlanta on Thursday. So, there's that. :)
Jan 17th, 2010 11:56 PM
dextire, i like you
you are delightfully tacky
Jan 18th, 2010 12:03 AM
I want a full review (and pictures) of the Willie cookies.
Jan 18th, 2010 01:29 AM
Well, long story short, his dad showed up while we were pillaging, and we both kinda lost track of it when he started screaming about cops and guns and some kind of shit so we bailed. But we got all of his dvds and games.
Also, fuck commas.
Jan 18th, 2010 01:45 AM
how old is your friend?
You should've just called the cops yourself and explained the situation. It's actually illegal to just kick somebody who's living in your house out like that without giving them any kind of notice. Even if they don't pay rent and they are that person's children. And especially if they have things inside which are theirs.
Basically that guy could probably sue his parents :O
oh yea -- and threatening to get guns? On his son? COPS TOTALLY WOULD'VE BEEN ON HIS SIDE.