:pagebrak

I know. It was really hard to ban him after his recent comments, but with great power, comes great responsibility. :tear

A TRUE LEGEND HAS NOW FOREVER VANISHED FROM THE I-MOCKERY LANDSCAPE. :tear

Its about tapping out. Folks call it MMA now. I still prefer cagefighting.

I came up with this pun and wrote it on my notebook. Then I almost called a customer it.

Agatha Crispy.

I was all primed to comment that this news was a micro-shock, but I remembered that I'm not on a pregnant mom forum where people post lol emoticons at terrible jokes to be nice

I have 15,000 posts on that forum too :picklehat

I just realized that when I'm talking to someone and they start a lot of sentences with "Actually...", I do like the Willie-spambot-edit thing in my head and all I hear after that is "I AM AN ASS I AM AN ASS I AM AN ASS".

:/

A three-hour nap and a nightmare changed my entire day.

Aw Rog, I didn't know you got my name. That was exactly what I wanted for Christmas. How did you know?

I THOUGHT NOOB WAS BACK BUT IT WAS JUST A SPAMMER BUMPING AN OLD THREAD. :tear

Running this site gives me great powers during Secret Santa events.

p.s. Even though you just received your gift early from me, you still have to buy somebody a Secret Santa gift.

Isn't tapping out what you do when you are losing a fight?

I thought tapout was a brand name associated with the fighting. All the lumpen-scum that live here all started wearing this tapout crap just out of nowhere. One day it was G-Unit and then suddenly it's Tapout.

eww

DON'T WORRY THEY'LL GO BACK TO KOALA BEARS OR KANGAROOS OR UNICORNS OR WHATEVER INHABIT THE MAGICAL FANTASY LAND YOU LIVE IN.

unicocks

YOU GOT COCKS AND ASS SEX ON THE BRAIN SON

THATS BAD YOU CAN GET BRAIN DISEASE


ROGER HAD A SIT DOWN WItH MICROSHOCKS MOM BEfORE HE BANNED HIM. HIS MOM WAS ALL, "I THINK THAT IF YOU CAN"T FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GAME THEN MAYBE YOU DON"T DESERVE TO PLAY. I'VE LOOKED AT THE WAY YOUVE BEEN ACTING AND IM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. I THINK THIS IS BEST FOR EVERYONE"

http://www.maglite.com/product.asp?psc=6DCELL

Can this honestly be used for anything besides bludgeoning people?

It's also a torch. I used to have one similar to that when I was a security guard, I held it back to front like Mulder does.

it doesn't look flammable.

"A torch which uses fire as its light-source is often called a "burning torch", to distinguish from the modern use of the word "torch" to mean "flashlight" in all English speaking countries outside North America."

oh, British Commonwealth, when will you ever learn.

The wikipedia page reads to me like it is rolling its eyes. :eek

My spellchecker flags flashlight as incorrect. :eek

Also spellchecker, so yeah. Not the most useful feature. :eek