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Mockery Nov 8th, 2010 05:23 PM

:pagebrak

Mockery Nov 8th, 2010 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 703331)
Aw, shucks! I bet he was so close to turning it all around and suddenly maturing, too.

I know. It was really hard to ban him after his recent comments, but with great power, comes great responsibility. :tear

Sam Nov 8th, 2010 05:46 PM

A TRUE LEGEND HAS NOW FOREVER VANISHED FROM THE I-MOCKERY LANDSCAPE. :tear

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 8th, 2010 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 703324)
I've never really figured out what that tapout shit is all about.


Its about tapping out. Folks call it MMA now. I still prefer cagefighting.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 8th, 2010 05:53 PM

I came up with this pun and wrote it on my notebook. Then I almost called a customer it.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 8th, 2010 05:53 PM

Agatha Crispy.

Esuohlim Nov 8th, 2010 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 703330)
Due to thread trolling and some asinine PMs, I'm sorry to inform you all that Microshock will not only not be participating in the Secret Santa event, but he won't be participating in anything on the I-Mockery forums anymore. Farewell, chump

I was all primed to comment that this news was a micro-shock, but I remembered that I'm not on a pregnant mom forum where people post lol emoticons at terrible jokes to be nice

I have 15,000 posts on that forum too :picklehat

Kitsa Nov 8th, 2010 09:51 PM

I just realized that when I'm talking to someone and they start a lot of sentences with "Actually...", I do like the Willie-spambot-edit thing in my head and all I hear after that is "I AM AN ASS I AM AN ASS I AM AN ASS".

:/

Fathom Zero Nov 8th, 2010 10:14 PM

A three-hour nap and a nightmare changed my entire day.

Pentegarn Nov 9th, 2010 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 703330)
Due to thread trolling and some asinine PMs, I'm sorry to inform you all that Microshock will not only not be participating in the Secret Santa event, but he won't be participating in anything on the I-Mockery forums anymore. Farewell, chump.

Aw Rog, I didn't know you got my name. That was exactly what I wanted for Christmas. How did you know?

Sam Nov 9th, 2010 01:18 AM

I THOUGHT NOOB WAS BACK BUT IT WAS JUST A SPAMMER BUMPING AN OLD THREAD. :tear

Mockery Nov 9th, 2010 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 703367)
Aw Rog, I didn't know you got my name. That was exactly what I wanted for Christmas. How did you know?

Running this site gives me great powers during Secret Santa events.

p.s. Even though you just received your gift early from me, you still have to buy somebody a Secret Santa gift.

Zhukov Nov 9th, 2010 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 703336)
Its about tapping out. Folks call it MMA now. I still prefer cagefighting.

Isn't tapping out what you do when you are losing a fight?

I thought tapout was a brand name associated with the fighting. All the lumpen-scum that live here all started wearing this tapout crap just out of nowhere. One day it was G-Unit and then suddenly it's Tapout.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2010 01:58 AM

eww

Sam Nov 9th, 2010 02:13 AM

DON'T WORRY THEY'LL GO BACK TO KOALA BEARS OR KANGAROOS OR UNICORNS OR WHATEVER INHABIT THE MAGICAL FANTASY LAND YOU LIVE IN.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2010 02:26 AM

unicocks

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2010 02:58 AM

YOU GOT COCKS AND ASS SEX ON THE BRAIN SON

THATS BAD YOU CAN GET BRAIN DISEASE


ROGER HAD A SIT DOWN WItH MICROSHOCKS MOM BEfORE HE BANNED HIM. HIS MOM WAS ALL, "I THINK THAT IF YOU CAN"T FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GAME THEN MAYBE YOU DON"T DESERVE TO PLAY. I'VE LOOKED AT THE WAY YOUVE BEEN ACTING AND IM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. I THINK THIS IS BEST FOR EVERYONE"

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2010 04:55 AM

http://www.maglite.com/product.asp?psc=6DCELL

Can this honestly be used for anything besides bludgeoning people?

Zhukov Nov 9th, 2010 07:26 AM

It's also a torch. I used to have one similar to that when I was a security guard, I held it back to front like Mulder does.

MLE Nov 9th, 2010 07:56 AM

it doesn't look flammable.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2010 08:17 AM

"A torch which uses fire as its light-source is often called a "burning torch", to distinguish from the modern use of the word "torch" to mean "flashlight" in all English speaking countries outside North America."

Kitsa Nov 9th, 2010 08:18 AM

oh, British Commonwealth, when will you ever learn.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2010 08:18 AM

The wikipedia page reads to me like it is rolling its eyes. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2010 08:19 AM

My spellchecker flags flashlight as incorrect. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2010 08:20 AM

Also spellchecker, so yeah. Not the most useful feature. :eek


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