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Colonel Flagg Feb 17th, 2011 09:33 PM

:pagebrak

elx is the granddaughter I (never) had .... ;)

She's made of pretty stern stuff - I'm sure she'll be back before long.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 09:41 PM

Maybe you should've been here when she need you, Grandpa. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 09:42 PM

Everyone was rather mean to her. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 687856)
Today she was like "we can't fool around tonight because I have a gynocologist appointment tomorrow."

So I'm like "but you don't have an orthodontist appointment tomorrow."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 687858)
You could have said proctologist too :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 687900)
OR THE PODIATRIST :lol

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 687901)
Or the pediatrician. :lol

:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 691027)
:(

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Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2011 09:45 PM

SHE BETTER COME BACK. SHE IS LIKE ELAINE FROM SEINFELD. :eek

PUB IS GEORGE :lol

GRISLYGUS IS KRAMER :eek

TADAO IS IDK THE CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY MAN? :(

WOMTI CAN BE UNCLE LEO (dead) >:

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 10:01 PM

YOU RIKE FLIED LICE?

Pentegarn Feb 17th, 2011 10:01 PM

Dibs on Newman

Zhukov Feb 17th, 2011 10:08 PM

Esuohlim, you're not Jerry.

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2011 10:14 PM

Yeah I'm Kenny Bania :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:05 PM

The end of the True Bedroom Stories thread is super easy to read because NatRatBat just makes it dull. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712424)
If I was a girl and woke up to my friend getting pounded by 2 guys, I would video tape it while shoving a candle in and out my snatch. Then I'd pee on them and tell them I'm a squirter.

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Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 713273)
SHE BETTER COME BACK. SHE IS LIKE ELAINE FROM SEINFELD. :eek

PUB IS GEORGE :lol

GRISLYGUS IS KRAMER :eek

TADAO IS IDK THE CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY MAN? :(

WOMTI CAN BE UNCLE LEO (dead) >:

I don't get these references. I haven't seen this show. :picklehat

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 712604)
She has seven buttholes willie. I don't think it was that unclear :rolleyes

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Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 711190)
True story I dated this Jamaican girl a few years back and one night we were in bed together in the dark and I asked her to smile for me and she did and then I said oh there you are and we laughed and laughed into the night

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 711191)
YOU CAN'T SEE WHITE PEOPLE IN THE DARK EITHER

I CLAIM THAT THE JOKE WORKS FOR ALL RACES

HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T SEE TEETH IN THE DARK AT ALL >:

7F YOUR STORY HOLDS NO WATER

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 372129)
Wait, is Seven Force BLACK? :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 372130)
Half and half, actually.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 372134)
In that case I only half hate you. ;)

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Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 11:21 PM

Esu, I figured out how to use funny money on UB. I like UB better so don't count on seeing me on FT. BTW I just finished 312 out of 3000+ in a tourney. I was hoping to make it into the last 18 cause they give you real money as a prize. :(

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:17 AM

Where the hell is wiffles too.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:17 AM

I need to see more underage slant eyes in knee socks.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:18 AM

Ones that I can imagine talk to me on the forums.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:18 AM

:(

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:28 AM


Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:34 AM

We even smile the same :eek

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:35 AM

We got in trouble for passing out notes in class.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:35 AM

I had to put the chairs on the table and she had to mop the floor. :(

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:37 AM

What is her left hand doing?

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 02:37 AM

:eek


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