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Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 06:49 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 713497)
It's only been like 3 years, are you sure I'm ready for this? I don't even know if I'm ready.

Hey Babs, you're pretty cute. Why don't you show me your penis? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 713498)
I remember you posting your picture and then someone immediately stating your name was very appropriate due to your physique. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUCKING RUDE.

Some people think being told they have a big cock is a good thing. :eek

Babs Feb 19th, 2011 06:53 PM

You always have dicks on the mind huh?

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:01 PM

Mind/Mouth. Same thing. :yum

Fathom Zero Feb 19th, 2011 07:03 PM

I dream of your teeth on my cock.

elx Feb 19th, 2011 07:04 PM

oh hi rankeri

Babs Feb 19th, 2011 07:07 PM

What about my teeth?

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 713496)
Once i posted a picture of myself and Chojin called me Andre as in "The Giant"


Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:23 PM

I think I see what Chojin meant. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 713505)
I dream of your teeth on my cock.

Is that a fetish? :eek

Big McLargehuge Feb 19th, 2011 07:23 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:24 PM

Misshapen British teeth blow jobs? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 713508)
What about my teeth?

Dylan won't be into them if you got nice ones. :eek

Babs Feb 19th, 2011 07:43 PM

That's pretty shallow.

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 713522)

Please, let us get back on topic.

Lazier as I'm drunker & heartbrokener. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 19th, 2011 08:28 PM

I've gone on holiday by mistake.

Big McLargehuge Feb 19th, 2011 08:31 PM

I better hurry up and take that picture off the Internet :( people might do things with it :eek.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 19th, 2011 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713471)
Tadaooadat@yahoo works fine.

'sup fin


I can't fucking find it now >:

Zhukov Feb 19th, 2011 08:58 PM

So I've had four debilitating migraines in the past week. I haven't been able to go to work and they told me that my hours are going to be severely cut. This is the same reason that I got fired from my last job (that I actually liked).

I've suffered chronic migraines all my life but it was only once a fortnight or so previously, now it's every few days.

What do people think are my chances of appealing to the government for welfare?

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 713537)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 713522)

Please, let us get back on topic.


..

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 713536)
I thought we were all supposed to be dicks to each other.

No! We're supposed to send our dicks to each other. :eek

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2011 10:06 PM

:lol

it's been so long since someone's gotten pissed off

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 713540)
I've suffered chronic migraines all my life but it was only once a fortnight or so previously, now it's every few days.

They're not migraines. They are ice cream headaches. Stop scoffing down all the 99s and you'll be right as rain. :eek

Spoilers!

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2011 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 713540)
So I've had four debilitating migraines in the past week. I haven't been able to go to work and they told me that my hours are going to be severely cut. This is the same reason that I got fired from my last job (that I actually liked).

I've suffered chronic migraines all my life but it was only once a fortnight or so previously, now it's every few days.

What do people think are my chances of appealing to the government for welfare?


I know nothing about your government, but might as well give it a try. The migraines are obviously affecting your work.

Do it ASAP while that reporter's incident with a stroke-like migraine is still fresh in everyone's head.

I hate migraines, especially the debilitating ones. Do you get the sparkly crescents before them too? I see one of those and know the day's going to be shot for me.


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