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Pub Lover Feb 22nd, 2011 04:22 PM

:pagebrak

RaNkeri Feb 22nd, 2011 05:28 PM


fuck yeah :rock

Babs Feb 23rd, 2011 12:16 AM

In 8 hours, pharmacy tech certification exam. Been on uppers for approximately 24 hours and now my mind has grown numb with the sense of feeling disconnected from reality. All I can hear in my head now is David Bowie's "Life on Mars" with the lyrics rearranged into generic and brand name drugs.

LordSappington Feb 23rd, 2011 12:21 AM

Some of you may know I have an irrational phobia of dentistry. I went in for a root canal after ripping out my crown and some of the tooth.
So, 50mg of Halcion and a generous amount of nitrous later, and I'm laying in the chair, floating towards the ceiling, and seeing the music as Postal Service was playing in hy earbuds.
I actually had a very fun time. :)

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2011 12:32 AM

Your dentist raped you when you were under.

Babs Feb 23rd, 2011 12:44 AM

He used his pubic hair as dental floss.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2011 03:30 AM

@ Zhukov: cone shell.

Colonel Flagg Feb 23rd, 2011 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 713771)

fuck yeah :rock

:bestthread

Colonel Flagg Feb 23rd, 2011 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 713791)
Some of you may know I have an irrational phobia of dentistry. I went in for a root canal after ripping out my crown and some of the tooth.
So, 50mg of Halcion and a generous amount of nitrous later, and I'm laying in the chair, floating towards the ceiling, and seeing the music as Postal Service was playing in hy earbuds.
I actually had a very fun time. :)

Better living through chemistry. :themoreyouknow

Zhukov Feb 23rd, 2011 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713804)
@ Zhukov: cone shell.

Tis song lyrics.

LordSappington Feb 23rd, 2011 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 713793)
Your dentist raped you when you were under.

It's not rape if they can't say no :love

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 10:58 AM

RANKERI, COLONEL





I'M PROUD OF YOU BOTH

Fathom Zero Feb 23rd, 2011 11:28 AM

The most delicious dishwater ever. yummm

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2011 11:29 AM

fucking swill

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 11:30 AM

Couple of smug prick-erries that couldn't even identify a half-decent bourbon, let alone a half-decent scotch

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 11:32 AM

GAWDAMN FURRINERS WITH THEIR SCOTCH, AIN'T NOTHIN BETTER THAN A SAWR MASH THAT JIM BEAM'S GRANPAPPY FURMENTED OUTTA HISSOWN PISS, YESSE DID. SCOTCH AIN'T NUTHIN

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 11:35 AM

NOW THAT JIM BEAM'S GOT THAT NEW THANG, CALLED IT "RED STAG" AND SHEEEEIT, IT'S A BEAUT. "INFUSED" WITH CHERRIES Y'ALL, BLACK CHERRIES. 'COURSE, DAMNED IF IT DON'T TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP, BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THANG YA GOTTA DEAL WITH WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' THE HIGH LIFE.

PLUS, THAT SHIT'S O-FISH-EEALLY ENDORSED BY KID ROCK, SO Y'ALL KNOW IT'S QUALITY SHIT

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 11:37 AM

MAN I TELL YA. SOME GUY COMES UP AN HE TALKIN' BOUT ALL "GLENLIVET" AN 'CRAGGANMORE' AN ALL AN' I'M LIKE, Y'ALL BEST BE GETTIN' BACK TO FRANCE NOW BUCKWHEAT, THIS HERE'S THE U-NITED STATES OF AMURCA

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 11:41 AM

AN THEN SOME FAGGOT JEWBOY SUMBITCH COMES UP AND TRIES TO CONVINCE ME THAT BOURBONS LIKE WOODFORD RESERVE AN' MAKERS MARK ARE BETTER THAN JIM BEAM! CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THAT? I'M LIKE "IF'n IT'S A BOURBON, AND IT AIN'T NAMED OLD CROW, I AIN'T TOUCHIN IT."

Grislygus Feb 23rd, 2011 11:44 AM

AND THEN.... YEAH BUDDY, THERE'S MORE- AND THEN, THIS PIECE OF SHIT BARTENDER LOOKS OVER AND HE'S LIKE "WELL, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IRISH WHISKEY? I'VE GOT SOME RED BREAST OVER HERE".

SO I'M LIKE "MY GREAT GRAMPA FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO KEEP ALL THAT IRISH SHIT THE FUCK OUTTA AWR CUNTRY, PARD."

Colonel Flagg Feb 23rd, 2011 01:13 PM

:lol @ G²

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2011 03:07 PM

The type of people who drink that crap are the same people who put sugar in folders and say YUM THATS A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE.

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2011 03:49 PM

My uncle is a whiskey alcoholic who claims he isn't because he appriciates "quality". He once told me that one cannot be an alcoholic unless they drink "the clear stuff". Snobbery is irrelevant. Point being; i drink beer, and love a good abbey ale.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2011 04:04 PM

I'm the only foodie snob I know who will drink Wild Turkey.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2011 05:38 PM

Whiskey is for guys who want to blame their impotence on alcohol.


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