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Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2011 04:05 PM

:pagebrak

Dimnos Feb 24th, 2011 06:33 PM

I quit my job and am now more busy than ever. >:

Big McLargehuge Feb 24th, 2011 06:39 PM

Man, fuck you. Bring back MAD LIBS >:.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 24th, 2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 713932)
I quit my job and am now more busy than ever. >:


You haven't been on. I figured you were getting a really long Dimjob.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 24th, 2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713925)
Scots all have tiny dicks. :eek


TheBigCasino Feb 24th, 2011 08:57 PM

speaking of Scots, just bought a bottle of Scotch ( Glenmorangie ), gonna celebrate nothing at all for no good reason. got a bottle of Blanton's too, been waitin' a while for that one.

Guitar Woman Feb 25th, 2011 02:51 PM

Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 25th, 2011 03:50 PM

I haven't had a drink since the 2nd week of january. I hate shopping now and going by the beer isle and seeing all my old friends. PBR, Yuengling, Molson....Magic Hat I miss you most of all. You never let me down. :tear

Tadao Feb 25th, 2011 03:55 PM

Sounds like you had some shitty friends there.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 25th, 2011 05:25 PM

I can't remember the others. Its been so long.

Tadao Feb 25th, 2011 06:22 PM

I bet it was something a hipster would drink.

Like Lucky Lager.

ElPila666 Feb 25th, 2011 07:03 PM

YAY Pub Lover survived the earthquake :)

ElPila666 Feb 25th, 2011 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 713982)
Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

I quit smoking pot 2 weeks ago, I was ripped off, the guy that was supposed to get the weed ended up in jail, money is gone >:

Grislygus Feb 25th, 2011 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 713982)
the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

That's a pretty godawful analogy right there

Pub Lover Feb 25th, 2011 09:04 PM

Yay El Pila is still alive. :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 26th, 2011 12:03 AM

What the fuck is lucky lager?

Tadao Feb 26th, 2011 12:22 AM

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lucky+lager

LordSappington Feb 26th, 2011 01:16 AM

Blugh. Get home from work, just to go back in ten hours. At least I'm making dem Benjamins.
Spoilers!

Dimnos Feb 26th, 2011 02:56 AM

This is the only friend you need 10k.




...maybe some limes too.

Zhukov Feb 26th, 2011 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 714018)
Blugh. Get home from work, just to go back in ten hours. At least I'm making dem Benjamins.
Spoilers!

Hope it's not minimum wage, I just read it's pretty low.

Guitar Woman Feb 26th, 2011 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714005)
That's a pretty godawful analogy right there

The cat is your brain, you see

It helps when you understand that metaphor is a thing

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 26th, 2011 01:58 PM

We don't have Lucky Lager here. I have an 18 pack of guinness cans sitting next to my fridge. Glaring at me.

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2011 03:19 PM

Damn, I'd of thought this was obvious, but what do you know. Don't worry, I'll explain it, A metaphor is not automatically good just because it is, in fact, a metaphor.




HOLY SHIT BRAINS JUST EXPLODED

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2011 03:19 PM

...




























Oh man but what if it had been a simile...











It's all so crazy, man

Guitar Woman Feb 26th, 2011 03:28 PM

thank you for that overly dramatic analysis of words I have posted on an internet comedy website


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