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Grislygus Mar 10th, 2011 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 714296)
I really want to give Room a try, always seamed like a good reed. Just curious, how did they end up in Room, or is that part of the whole story's central plot?

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subject has misspelled "read". Prognosis is grim

So Scott Hess, one of sickest painters alive right now, just lectured at my college and suffered through a barrage of retarded questions. Yours truly managed to save the day by walking up to him, asking if he ever "looked at Dorothea Tanning much", and when the answer was basically a polite version of "uh, yeah, I guess", shook his hand, said that I wished I had something, anything to say to him, and that I "liked his work" and "that's about it"... before walking away.

FUCK

Tadao Mar 10th, 2011 09:44 PM


Chojin Mar 10th, 2011 11:24 PM

i'm pretty sure google doesn't rank pages by which link you click in their search

it's ranked by the # and significance of links to the page in question

so basically just link to that thread in your sig, that should give it lots of links

MLE Mar 11th, 2011 12:08 AM

I made my sig pic link to it :D EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2011 12:27 AM

This week needs to be over with ASAP who's with me

All Hail Duke Mar 11th, 2011 12:34 AM

sure

the whole spring season should piss off along with it

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2011 12:39 AM

I like the spring part but my area is currently under a "winter weather advisory", and there is now snow on the ground, and fuck that.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2011 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 714869)
i'm pretty sure google doesn't rank pages by which link you click in their search

it's ranked by the # and significance of links to the page in question

so basically just link to that thread in your sig, that should give it lots of links

Oh, I remember Colbert mentioning something about about a public official who was comparing gays to beastiality. So the gays made the guys name mean "lube mixed with cum that oozes out your butt after anal sex". He encouraged people to google that pesons name and then to follow up by clicking on the definition link, so I assumed that's how it works.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2011 12:47 AM

At any rate, I think Pram/mock is now number 1.

Grislygus Mar 11th, 2011 02:34 AM

THE WEEK'S OVER FOR ME, KITSA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M FREE, AND IT'S SPRING BREAK FOR ME THIS UPCOMING WEEK, I GET TO ACTUALLY SLEEP. AND SEE PEOPLE IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC



Tad the dude you're thinking of is Rick Santorum. He's also the dude who dragged his family on a pedestal and had them start sobbing in front of tv cameras when he didn't get re-elected

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 11th, 2011 09:14 AM

Still need coffee. Thought it said

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 714879)
I GET TO ACTUALLY SLEEP. WITH SEA PEOPLE. IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC

That would be fantastic.

Duck's Ass Mar 11th, 2011 10:15 AM

IT'S GONNA BEA FANTASTIC

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2011 10:15 AM

Also, I remember how Ann Coulter got Rick Sanchez to trend along with "kiddie porn" which I laughed at.

People named "Rick" are douchebags.

Also, Ann Coulter is a fucking ghoul - don't think I endorse her in any way.

Colonel Flagg Mar 11th, 2011 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 714875)
Oh, I remember Colbert mentioning something about about a public official who was comparing gays to beastiality. So the gays made the guys name mean "lube mixed with cum that oozes out your butt after anal sex". He encouraged people to google that pesons name and then to follow up by clicking on the definition link, so I assumed that's how it works.

Santorum

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2011 01:15 PM

I want to bone Rachel Maddow so bad :(

Pentegarn Mar 11th, 2011 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 714870)
I made my sig pic link to it :D EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS

I have no pic, but I did make my text all link to it.

:solidarity

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2011 06:47 PM

So I was in a thrift store today looking for a photography prop and what did I see but

A RACK OF USED UNDERPANTS.

Stains and all.

From the smell of the place, I'm guessing they weren't sanitized either. The insane thing was that the rack was marked 2/$1! Who the fuck would pay 50 cents for a pair of soiled underpants?

I did a swift u-turn out of there and went through an entire bottle of hand sanitizer thinking about it.

elx Mar 11th, 2011 09:18 PM

that's disgusting :( but I have witnessed very similar quality of practice in retail stores :(


I wish they wouldn't let people try on or return anything anywhere ever :(

Zhukov Mar 11th, 2011 10:15 PM

I'm pretty sure there are people out there that would pay quite handsomely for a pair of used dacks.

Where they for females or males?

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2011 10:19 PM

Yay for Sagan. :eek

LordSappington Mar 12th, 2011 12:17 AM

HEY GUYS WANNA SEE MY BRAIN?

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2011 01:03 AM

eeew gross


Kitsa Mar 12th, 2011 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 714933)
I'm pretty sure there are people out there that would pay quite handsomely for a pair of used dacks.

Where they for females or males?


My mind has already repressed much, but I believe they were for both. I also remember a rack of sweat-stained and misshapen bras.

Colonel Flagg Mar 12th, 2011 06:34 AM

Makes me want to wrap myself in a neoprene suit. :(

elx Mar 12th, 2011 04:36 PM

MATTJACK IS DEAD :(


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