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Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715327)
What KIND of wine

Anything red. She can't drink it. And I'm not a HUGE wine person, so I can't be arsed to remember the goddamn names, but I remember her telling me that some were expensive.

Which matters not for my purposes.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:06 AM

I am that thing that is like an idiot. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:07 AM

tadao could kill himself now how do you feel?

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:07 AM

Dylan's nipples.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715333)
I am that thing that is like an idiot. :eek

A double idiot.:eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715285)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715334)
tadao could kill himself now how do you feel?

Show him your knob. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:09 AM

Tadao would never kill himself, as long as children REALLY believed in him.

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:09 AM

Ladies tell me it's my distinguishing feature.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715331)
Elx was going to show Tadao her tits, Pub.

She wasn't She promished me she wouldn't. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:11 AM

I might be drunker than I thought. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:11 AM

She's doped up on medication that her jewish mother switched with her REAL medication :eek

She's not in her right mind!

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:11 AM

i'm going to go to my hurting place now

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715310)
I guess I'd like to see elx's tits too, but we're not supposed to like each other or something

Seeing a lady's breasts has nothing to do with liking them. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:12 AM

See elx, you see what you did there

Fathom was tricked into showing Tadao HIS tits, and no one can share his pain.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715344)
Seeing a lady's breasts has nothing to do with liking them. :eek

Her. Nor respecting her either. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 04:14 AM

The thought doesn't excite me.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715346)
Nor respecting her either. :eek

In fact the lack of respect usually helps the endeavour. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715348)
In fact the lack of respect usually helps the endeavour. :eek

I respect Miss Elx too much to ask for nudes. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715349)
I respect Miss Elx too much to ask for nudes. :eek

Again, at least. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:16 AM

Or, because she's fifteen and you don't want psychopathically paranoid Australians to find out and attack you for the attempted perusal of child porn

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715342)
She's doped up on medication that her jewish mother switched with her REAL medication :eek

Her being Jewish is pretty hot. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715324)
Why the fuck does anyone I know live in Texas?

Who do you know in Texas? :eek

elx Mar 16th, 2011 04:18 AM



see, I did it :(

I don't know what you guys are talking about anymore because I went to the kitchen earlier and you guys turned a page. I'm making green eggs. what are you guys doing for st. patrick's day? fathom, have you been to chicago? how does the green water smell?

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 04:19 AM

Shhh. The aussies'll beat you up just for looking at small tits on an adult, talking like that will get you sent to an Outback penal colony where you're forced to re-enact the events of Turkey Shoot and Mad Max, with real bullets

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715298)
I put my phone in the top kitchen cabinet so I wouldn't text people, but I'm going to go get it so you will see and understand.

I hope she come back with that picture. :eek


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