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Tadao May 6th, 2011 06:16 PM

:NIPPLES

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 06:53 PM

mynipples

Pentegarn May 6th, 2011 07:21 PM

I am more concerned that that picture is clearly taken in a public restroom, what an odd place to take a photo of yourself

elx May 6th, 2011 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 719630)
That picture they used of you in the page brak, elx, contains a book that looks very much like a poetry text that I had in second year French lit. Is it?

nah, one is agrarianism and the other is psychology

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 719644)
I am more concerned that that picture is clearly taken in a public restroom, what an odd place to take a photo of yourself

maybe. but it is a fantastic place to take pictures of other people. especially when they aren't looking, that's how you get the most beautifully natural photos, if you know what I mean.

elx May 6th, 2011 08:26 PM

dylan's was banned?

Grislygus May 6th, 2011 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 719628)
bug off of our frownies milhouse :( they are reserved for those of us that are not graduating next week with two degrees :( you are now banned from this area and you're not allowed back until the rest of us are done consoling eachother :(

I WANT TO BE CONSOLED :( I NEED SAD BROWNIES TOO :( EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T SUCK AT THE COLLEGE IS BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT DRAWING:( AND ANOTHER HIGH- PAYING ILLUSTRATION JOB JUST FELL THROUGH AND I'LL NEVER MAKE A LOT OF MONEY NOW, NOT EVER AND I'M THOROUGHLY ENJOYING MY SELF PITY AND AM IRRITATED THAT I HAVE TO KEEP HIDING IT AND PRETENDING EVERYTHING'S AWESOME BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T STOP INVITING ME TO THINGS AND I LIKE BOTH PEOPLE AND THINGS SO I JUST CAN'T RESIST I WANT FROWNIE BROWNIES


ALTERNATIVELY YOU COULD DISTRACT ME FROM THE BROWNIES WITH A FROWNIE BOTTLE OF GLENLIVET AND I COULD DRINK MYSELF SAPPY WHILE YOU GOT YOUR HUG TIME WITH FATHOM.

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 09:12 PM

My kid told her first real lie today :(

THE FIRST OF MANY I'M SURE :(

Tadao May 6th, 2011 09:36 PM

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU MOM, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU! :tear

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 09:45 PM

:(

captain516 May 6th, 2011 10:16 PM

I was at the library on tuesday and this baby girl kept saying "fuck yeah" over and over. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 10:34 PM

yeah, my kid debuted "shit" at a pediatrician's appointment. I don't know where she got it, I barely ever say shit. If she said fuck I'd understand.

Guitar Woman May 6th, 2011 10:37 PM

If she's bullshitting you, doesn't it mean she's thinking independently?

Unless you wanted a miniature Igor.

Seven Force May 6th, 2011 10:40 PM

MI GUSTA ESPANOL MOM

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 10:58 PM

I'm pleased that she's developed the mental processes with which to lie, it just marks an increase in difficulty for me.

MLE May 6th, 2011 11:05 PM

The earlier a child lies, the smarter they tend to be

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 11:10 PM

We can hope.

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 11:12 PM

I don't want hugs. WTF is this shit?

Tadao May 6th, 2011 11:13 PM

Boner hugs ;)

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 11:14 PM

Even more fuck that.

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 11:18 PM

Because college.

executioneer May 7th, 2011 12:26 AM

college boner hugs... are not good?

kahljorn May 7th, 2011 01:01 AM

i think im just gonna not go to my final for that class lol

FIVE YEARS OF WORK RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seven Force May 7th, 2011 01:04 AM

I'm not going to finish taking my post-op hormone treatment

THERE GOES FIVE FUCKING YEARS

10,000 Volt Ghost May 7th, 2011 02:05 AM

You should prob take the treatment. I thought you were a chick anyway.

Pub Lover May 7th, 2011 02:11 AM

:pagebrak


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