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10,000 Volt Ghost May 8th, 2011 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 719960)
I wonder if his Canadian girlfriends are friends with all my Canadian girlfriends that I totally hat. :eek

I bet you two are eskimo brothers.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 03:51 PM

I had to look that up. :x

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 03:52 PM

I would assume that imaginary girlfriends are all virgins. :x

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 03:53 PM

Much in the same way as real girlfriends are virgins only in their imaginations. :x

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 03:54 PM

That video Chojin posted left me creeped out and seemingly more misogynistic. :x

10,000 Volt Ghost May 8th, 2011 03:57 PM

:lol I've made sure all the girlfriends i've had were not butt virgins.

Pentegarn May 8th, 2011 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 719980)
I happen to be very delusional. :(

The difference is (though why you are pretending to see yourself in Pram I cannot guess, unless you are doing some pretty funny schtick, in which case good piece of business if you are) you are entertaining while Pram is just scary and given to delusions of adequacy

captain516 May 8th, 2011 04:35 PM

Pub is scarry too

MLE May 8th, 2011 04:45 PM

But at least pub is cute!

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 06:26 PM

: pubbabypic

Coldcache May 8th, 2011 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 719874)
Is there some sort of natural disaster/black people there that I don't know about because I don't watch the news or is it because you're extremely white?

that's some pot calling the kettle BLACK dylan :lol man I am fantastic

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 06:33 PM

I just scared the hell out of a kid selling candy. :D

I bought two candybars, though. I'm not Satan.

elx May 8th, 2011 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 719946)
If I am nuked on Virginia Beach

oh, nukes..? :( well in that case you should probably know that there's a ban on underground structures in Hampton Roads. there are no basements/cellars/shelters there. so you'll be vaporized. I guess you could try escaping by following the emergency evacuation routes, just locate the blue logos and head towards them. but choose wisely, cause once you're on them you can't turn around, and they usually keep them blockaded during the hurricane off season, so if they don't open the passes in time you'll be trapped... :(

also there are dozens of unmarked facilities and weapon development centers there. they have camouflaged security, and they will shoot you if you mistakingly enter. (like those dead drunken VMI students on spring break :( ) oh and are you taking a plane? I hear that terrorists dress casually and they could be anyone at all, like the people sitting right beside you. and they are probably the ones that look the least suspicious.

oh and did you see that movie saving private ryan? I hear the movie was an international success. It was soooo cool how thousands of soldiers simultaneously emerged from the ocean and stormed onto all of those beaches out of nowhere and completely destroyed everything instantly.

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2011 06:45 PM

Cool story, bro. And I don't think I'll care after I'm dead.

elx May 8th, 2011 06:57 PM

who said anything about death? you'd more than likely end up a survivor. you would lack skin, your bones would melt, your flesh would char off, but even if that happens your organs won't fall out, so you won't die. this is because whatever is left of your blood will turn to jelly and protect them. you'd be totally conscious too, feeling everything but unable to move anything. then you'd spend five years living in a hospital for your skin to grow out and your body to recover, and then you'd get out and develop numerous cancers and diseases and then turn around and go right back to the hospital and then that's when you'd die.

Pentegarn May 8th, 2011 07:07 PM

Not all your organs elx, if his flesh chars off he has lost the largest organ in his body, his skin

:science

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 07:31 PM

Speaking of diseases, someone stuck me with a straight pin at a flea market today. It was a teenage girl handing me one from the factory paper to pin on a Mother's Day corsage, but still, flea market. I'm now taking bets on what horrific disease I'll develop.

Grislygus May 8th, 2011 08:28 PM

MILHORSE, what do you think of the new anti-idle update?

HickMan May 8th, 2011 09:58 PM

So the day Osama died a whole bunch of people went onto my facebook and wrote stuff like 'thank you so much' and 'your rock!' and 'great job' like they knew that I did it myself. I know this is sort of political but I never post in the politics board. I just thought it was kind of funny that everyone congratulated me on a job well-done on single handedly winning the war on terror.

Any time guys :picklehat

10,000 Volt Ghost May 8th, 2011 10:10 PM

High five job h-man.

and a thank you for doing army stuff on the regular too.

HickMan May 8th, 2011 10:16 PM

I missed I-Mockery. For the longest time I was stationed somewhere with a web filter on i-mock, then I was in a place with no internet at all. (I also had to shit in a hole in the ground) Now I'm visiting here and I found out I can get on! But I'm leaving in about a half-hour. I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

Pentegarn May 8th, 2011 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 720105)
Speaking of diseases, someone stuck me with a straight pin at a flea market today. It was a teenage girl handing me one from the factory paper to pin on a Mother's Day corsage, but still, flea market. I'm now taking bets on what horrific disease I'll develop.

My money is on the bends

Seven Force May 8th, 2011 11:27 PM

Oh shit it's Hickman :eek Hope you're doing ok over there!

MLE May 9th, 2011 12:46 AM

We miss you HickMan! <3

Esuohlim May 9th, 2011 01:03 AM

I graduated today! :noonecares

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720110)
MILHORSE, what do you think of the new anti-idle update?

Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version


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