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Otto Jun 4th, 2011 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724324)
Whoever heard of a pussy-skin rug? :x

I knew a guy...

Pentegarn Jun 4th, 2011 05:09 PM

I got a charge out of that :lol

Dimnos Jun 4th, 2011 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724279)
Spoilers!

Spoilers!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 4th, 2011 10:54 PM

Secret squirrel is such a badass.

Colonel Flagg Jun 4th, 2011 11:12 PM

I liked Morocco Mole.

LordSappington Jun 4th, 2011 11:59 PM

Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.

HickMan Jun 5th, 2011 01:11 AM

Who is Randall?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 724379)
Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.

With that raise me and you can buy this together now

http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-METEORITE-M...item2562447ce7

elx Jun 5th, 2011 01:37 AM

WHOLE FOODS AND TRADER JOES STOLE MY MONEY :( / I WISH I HAD A RAISE

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 01:40 AM

elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.

elx Jun 5th, 2011 01:41 AM

bananas are the only thing worth eating anymore, bananas and rice.

Tadao Jun 5th, 2011 02:03 AM

BITCH BE WACKY AN SHIT

elx Jun 5th, 2011 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 724389)
elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.

sure. they are actually pretty cheap, like, you could get a meteoroid chip and have it polished/set into a ring for like $80. it's really awesome too. it's unfortunate that not many people but you and I will ever appreciate it Bill. everyone only cares about their silly diamonds, which are boring. meteorites travel throughout our galaxy for billions of years and are awesome fiery balls of space junk- diamonds are just dumb rocks that come from west african slave children. where's the appeal?!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:10 AM

I love you ELX. Like Home Love though. That's how I feel about meteorites too.

elx Jun 5th, 2011 02:18 AM

I love you just like meteorites too Bill, you are my diamond in the sky and my shooting star.

elx Jun 5th, 2011 02:21 AM

so since we just exchanged vows and chose our rings we are now married :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:24 AM

Hahaha, I picked out these myself for us then

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:37 AM

but only with Milhouse's blessings

elx Jun 5th, 2011 02:43 AM

oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:



It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:47 AM

What did I do to deserve THE DOG HOUSE???

Oh, so kinda weird. I work in insurance and the most recent claim numbers have been ELX???? like all month. Kawinkydink or a sign from the stars(da meteorites)

Grislygus Jun 5th, 2011 04:04 AM

I give MY blessing to this marriage, seeing as how 10k is the only poster here not in constant ginormous asshole mode and still manages to be entertaining

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 724390)
bananas are the only thing worth eating anymore, bananas and rice.

In other news, the Christopher Walken Deer Hunter diet isn't actually recommended for normal people

Fathom Zero Jun 5th, 2011 04:30 AM

:lol

elx, do you have a breathy voice?

Colonel Flagg Jun 5th, 2011 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 724403)
oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:



It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.

Bill is now my grandson-in-law.

Actually, elx, I would prefer his housing as something akin to this beauty:



It makes up for in space what it lacks in natural lighting.

Guitar Woman Jun 5th, 2011 01:15 PM

So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I blame social networking for this.

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2011 01:26 PM

:pagebrak


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