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Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 10:39 AM

Indeed. I like my beaches with pine cones scattered across them.

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 11:13 AM

Otto- nah, I'm just never comfortable in one job long enough to make it a career. Your interests and hobbies should define you; not what you do to pay the bills.

The Leader Jun 7th, 2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 724779)
Your interests and hobbies should define you; not what you do to pay the bills.

So you're saying that you should not seek a career that you actually care about?

This is probably why you are homeless.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 12:20 PM

i told you va beach sucks.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 12:26 PM

VA has a beach?

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 12:27 PM

I though it was more of a cliff to throw yourself over.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 12:45 PM

nahh, it's a beach. i hadn't been there in years but i always remember it sucking. brown water, crappy boardwalk, and someone's dog shitting in the sand.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 12:47 PM

At least it's not full of guidos!

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 12:53 PM

It's rained a bit, which I dig. I was out on the beach the morning before last when it was raining as the sun was coming up. It was excellent, especially when lightning hit the beach about 100 yards away from me.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 12:54 PM

It was Misdemonar's birthday yesterday. I miss that ******.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 12:58 PM

there is no good beach combing on VA beach :(
Awwww, Misdemonar <3
ps-are we not cursing anymore?

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 01:02 PM

FUCK
SHIT
CUNT
******
ASSHOLE

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 01:05 PM

****** *** **** in the **** for the one millionth time ***** *** and last of all *********** you.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 01:08 PM

you know we can't say ****** here. :rolleyes

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 01:12 PM

i say ****** whenever and wherever i want, ******

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 01:14 PM

No, it's because of PSYCHO, STALKER CRIPPLED ASSHOLES LIKE TADAO WHO CAN'T RIDE THEIR LITTLE SKATEBOARD OR GO FOR WALKY-WALKS ON THE BEACHY-BEACH that I am homeless.

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 01:15 PM

^That was for The Leader, sorry.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 01:16 PM

shut up.

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2011 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 724764)
When changing careers, temp-to-hire is a good place to start.

Thanks for the fucking tip. I'll remember that sentence the next time I need to look like a boring twat who has no grasp of what wavelength the rest of the community is, and for whom smalltalk is the epitome of rapport building.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 01:20 PM

I walked from Santa Cruz to San Fransisco along the PCH. It took me 4 days and I lived on dry top ramen and became homeless in S.F. It is clear that you know nothing about me. A day late and a dollar short again.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724817)
Easy the walking Xaviers were Skrulls.

Stop it. You're not a lion. :eek

Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 7th, 2011 01:25 PM

Dry Ramen goes well with banana slug.

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 01:25 PM

Very good, Tadao! If you make that into a children's non-fiction book, I will illustrate it for you.

Chojin Jun 7th, 2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 724815)
Thanks for the fucking tip. I'll remember that sentence the next time I need to look like a boring twat who has no grasp of what wavelength the rest of the community is, and for whom smalltalk is the epitome of rapport building.

i don't usually do this, but: lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2011 01:58 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724770)
Indeed. I like my beaches with pine cones scattered across them.

You gotta try and outhipster my picture from there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 724782)
i told you va beach sucks.

DIXIE!!!


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