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Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 724995)
Right now I'm drinking a fine bottle of white wine I picked up from a winery in upstate NY. It is aptly called, "Woman Pleaser".

I thought this was so funny that I bought a poster of the label. Then I realized that if I hung up something like that I would portray myself as some sort of agressive lesbian, so I decided maybe I didn't need to hang it up after all.

If anyone can give me a good reason that they should have this poster, it's theirs.

Why do you not want people thinking thAT YOU'RE AN AGRESSIVE LESBIAN? SURELY THE MALE COMPANION AND CHILD WOULD NOT BE TOO SUBTLE A HINT OF YOUR LOVE FOR THE COCK? >: >: >:

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 725102)
The iPad doesn't support Comic Sans so I can't have any of the same fun. The font is larger, though.

man i should totally change the second font choice to Zapf Dingbats just to fuck with mac users

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2011 09:55 AM

I'm wary of faux-lesbianism-for-attention. I dislike it.

Zhukov Jun 8th, 2011 10:14 AM

'I-Mockery - The Thatcher Years'.

executioneer Jun 8th, 2011 10:29 AM

COMIC SANS IS THE BEST FONT FOR RAPE

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 11:56 AM

what the fucking hell

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 12:35 PM

PM from Pram

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
What are you trying to accomplish by committing the crime of libel against me? Do you think it will be more fun for you to sit in jail with your arthritis? It won't. Do you think hurting my public reputation will give you your legs back? It won't. Do you think you'll recover long enough to ride your skateboard again? You won't.

All it will do is make your karma worse.

If you want your own life to get better, I have a suggestion: stop ruining others'. You reap what you sow.


:lol

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 12:55 PM

KILLING YOURSELF WON'T BRING YOUR DAD BACK was all I could think of reading that.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:01 PM

He thinks my legs are broken. This guy really knows how to read up on me! I'm in trouble now!

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 01:03 PM

I gotta confess that every time I picture you, it's like someone in a full-body cast rolling down the street on a skateboard.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:22 PM

I just hope he doesn't tell you that I have an ex wife.

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 01:28 PM

that would ruin your reputation for sure.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 01:31 PM

It is quite the secret. :eek

Spoilers!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2011 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724866)
NO NOTHING IS ANYWHERE YET I'M ON HOLIDAY SHOVE OFF

I have to ship off three rolls to be processed, anyway. It'll be at least a couple weeks.



More hipster than this one.

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 01:32 PM

I forgot about that sandwich.

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 01:34 PM

Damn V. Do you always rub cornstarch on your skin before you go out tanning?

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:34 PM

I miss my mustache, but now that I'm in downtown L.A. that shit will get you treated like a Mexican. :puke

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 01:43 PM

I am losing at chess pretty hard, you guys. :(

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:50 PM

Yeah well, you're making me put my pieces where I'm not comfortable putting them. :(

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:50 PM

I mean penis :(

Colonel Flagg Jun 8th, 2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725139)
I just hope he doesn't tell you that I have an ex wife.

You have an ex-wife? YOU LIED TO US!!!:explode

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 02:16 PM

I get married again on the 25th of this month, I sure hope I didn't post a picture of her too!

BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chess Playing Fucker
Tadaooadat: Oh man, you started off awesome, now you're just moving pieces blindly lol
Tadaooadat: Oh shit I didn't see that hahaha

As I took his queen.


Still going to lose. :(

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 02:32 PM

HE IS MAKING ME OVER CONFIDENT! WELL PLAYED!

Colonel Flagg Jun 8th, 2011 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725154)
I get married again on the 25th of this month, I sure hope I didn't post a picture of her too!

BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS

CAN'T NOW WORKING. (:lol)


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