Yay....not
 

Im going to be a father, hip fuckign hurrah for fucking me.

Your how old?

not old enough.

You never heard of rubbers??

You didn't impregnate Stupidkraut did you? :(

no, yes we did use rubbers, and the pill, SHES FERTIL I SAY STUPID FUCKING WOMEN! GRR you make me horny and mad GRR!

Then it AIN'T yours, pal! She's a lying sack of snail jiuce. Get a paternity test. ASAP!

-.-, not another, one of you, heh ive had enough of you!

Whut?

I thought you were a girl.

If you don't want it, can I have your baby? I haven't eaten in a while.

Will there be a wedding in the future? Or, should we expect future complaints about how much child support costs?

Can kids get married just out of elementary school?

no idea on a wedding. and maby complaints in the future about child support for now i have no fuckin clue.

And Terra, i mean, one of you who think she must be cheating, ive heard a couple people say that....

Srsly, get genetic testing done. The money will be worth it if it's not yours.

If you can't afford it, there's always Maury.

maybe because she is. :o

People that dont know me and my g/f. said that.

Oh man on Muray this one woman had like 5 dudes on the same show and NONE of them were the father. Godammit it was funny.

What about that one girl who's been on the show 13+ times and never found her baby's daddy?

Lol. Shes all like "I'm 150% positive that THIS man is the father of my 8 kids!"

If you aren't ready and capable, mentally or emotionally, to raise a child, mabye adoption is a possible idea.

Yes. Ask your parents to adopt the baby.

how come no one has said abortion?

Because that's vulgar

it didn't work for YOU did it?

You're the reason why we have welfare.

You don't even live here.