ShamWOW guy roughs up a hooker?!?
 

lol, I read about that. I wonder how the shammy is on cortisan blood.

Shamwow guy is 44?

looks a hell of a lot different in the mugshot, doesn't he?

My coworkers and I were laughing at this earlier today. Totally awesome! I want to know what inspired her to bite his tongue and not let go.

Looks like now he'll be calling it the "Thhaammmwow".

The thing I didn't understand was, I thought hookers didn't kiss on the mouth.

"The Super Shammy(tm) soaks up everything!"

Makes you wonder what fluids he tried it out on.

Looks like she was saying sham ow. :rolleyes

Maybe that's why she bit his tongue? 'Cause he wanted to kiss and she was all like, "If you put that tongue near my mouth I'm gonna' bite it off."

There's probably way more to this than we'll ever know.

Also, this would have been way funnier if it was Billy Mays.

"BILLY MAYS HERE TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!"

Ya, because violence against women is just so hilarious.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/0...oker/sham-ow2/

Well, now I feel bad.
Sort of.
I mean, that's one of the dangers of the profession.
TV marketing that is.

Of course violence against women isn't hilarious. The situation is absurd, is what it is.

:lol:lol

Hookers are not women.

They had Billie Mays on the radio a couple days ago, and he got into this rant about he hated Vince and the crap he sells.To think if he had waited a week, he could've added this to his rant, too.

What the hell does Billie sound like when he's mad? :eek

Flat and boring. He did his oxyclean pitch in his normal voice, and then in his Billie Mays voice, to show why he's always energetic and shouting.

Hahaha he has no choice but to shout? I feel sorry for him now. To be told so sound better when I want to punch you in the face.

What the hell is wrong with beating up a hooker? I mean if you're into that kind of thing....

I love the pic where she looks like she's posing with those swollen lips and shiners. This just gets more and more hilarious. Domestic abuse is bad but you can make exceptions for everything.

Well I thought it was funny. >:

And let's not forget who (allegedly) drew first blood.

I don't see how it's any less hilarious than violence against men.

violence is always hilarious when it's not happening to you