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10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 1st, 2011 10:05 PM

Defenestrate the ex part deux
I'm single now. I packed up most of my daughters and my things and left to life back home. My current ex gf is a heroin addict, liar and thief. I've put up with it for too long to try and keep my family together.

More to come.

Esuohlim Dec 1st, 2011 10:22 PM


Sam Dec 1st, 2011 10:26 PM

Bill, come to California. You and I can raise Baby Samjew together.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 1st, 2011 10:54 PM

We would be the best brodads ever

Sam Dec 1st, 2011 11:49 PM

It could be like "My Two Dads" but with more beer and BF3.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 1st, 2011 11:58 PM

And more league

Sam Dec 2nd, 2011 12:00 AM

I'll sit in gum for you.

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2011 02:04 AM

she does heroin?

wth she should've brought some when we hung out

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 09:08 AM

Not cool to the point where she drained our daughters savings account and is stealing xbox games and then trying to sell them back to the same people. That's just scummy.

Dimnos Dec 2nd, 2011 10:19 AM


Sorry to hear about all that. Good call on getting your girl away from that.

Pentegarn Dec 2nd, 2011 10:52 AM

Somehow I don't think this thread will be as funny as the first one was :(

Also chicks from Buffalo must all be nuts, getting out is the best move

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 12:42 PM

I've told her she needs to do inpatient rehab and she's been trying to tell me they wouldn't admit her.

About 2 weeks ago someone broke into the tennants house downstairs and stole a kinect. I came home monday and she told me some kid came to the door and sold her the games back. No one would ever steal from a home then come back to the same place and try and sell it back. Especially because she doesn't have any money to buy it back in the first place.

Her dog has a hematoma in his ear that needs to be fixed surgically but she's been puting that off and making excuses.

I doubt she would be able to make an account here and start stalking me though because the internet was in my name and I took that when I left.

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2011 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 751189)
Also chicks from Buffalo must all be nuts

I know this to be a universal truth.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 01:34 PM

Maybe I need to move atta heer

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2011 02:08 PM

Move to Texas with the rest of us cool people. You'd do well here.

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2011 02:29 PM


Pentegarn Dec 2nd, 2011 04:49 PM

Sounds like you think 10k should try some butt fucking.

OK I take it back this is exactly like the first thread.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 05:29 PM

I would have just kept that one going but there is a lock on it. Throughout my life I'm sure I can write out multiple volumes of Def the ex. Its my magnum Opus.

executioneer Dec 2nd, 2011 05:48 PM

i could theoretically move it out of thread backups / merge with this thread

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2011 07:36 PM



10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 09:12 PM

I'm talking with her right now. She's getting counseling for drugs but she needs counseling for her batshit crazy lies.

Colonel Flagg Dec 2nd, 2011 09:51 PM

I have some experience dealing with liars - they don't stop. Never EVER go back there again, you'll just get your daughter hurt.

You too, but with that as the only incentive, you're not as likely to take my advice.

Yes, I play dirty. I have to - there's a child involved. :(

Good luck.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 3rd, 2011 09:53 AM

Not trying to defend her but I used to have a real bad lying problem, not as bad as this but still. The only thing that made me eventully want to stop lying was myself.

King Hadas Dec 3rd, 2011 02:19 PM

When you lie, kiss your baby bye bye bye

If your true, the whole wide world will laugh with you

Grislygus Dec 4th, 2011 12:39 AM


Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 751127)
I'm single now. I packed up most of my daughters and left to life back home

this is how i read that at first

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