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Mr. Fugo Mar 27th, 2005 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
Stop calling me fag! >:

How's about "Abomination to god"?

Jonathan Clement Mar 27th, 2005 05:45 PM

It's not a pipe I'm using! It's a plar steel bar. And anime doesn't make you gay, drugs, alcohol and smoking does. And so does sloppy pregnancy. You know, it says in the bible that god will not be mocked. I advise you to listen... And I'm not making a sword to kill. I just like weapons. They're cool. I try to avoid actually USING them.

Sam Mar 27th, 2005 05:49 PM

Yeah, nothing says "homosexual" like getting a girl pregnant. :rolleyes

Jonathan Clement Mar 27th, 2005 05:52 PM

Is THAT your idea of rightiousness? Having sex with as many women as possible? Why don't you clean the mud off your own house before saying other peoples are filthy?

ArrowX Mar 27th, 2005 09:17 PM

Now hes racist :O

ArrowX Mar 27th, 2005 09:25 PM


Mr. Oysterhead Mar 28th, 2005 12:24 AM

How can you trust a religion who says "In our god's eyes, everyone's equal. Except them, they can't have sex. Or them, I mean, they're black for christ's sake, and don't you get me started on those damn sand ******s..." or one who's story humanity involves some guy saying "Don't eat these apples." Then hiding behind a bush and waiting for them to do it?

Jonathan Clement Mar 28th, 2005 12:33 AM

I just think no-one should have sex until marriage.

executioneer Mar 28th, 2005 12:37 AM

i think no-one should have sex at all

ArrowX Mar 28th, 2005 01:50 AM

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN"T HAVE ANY >:

executioneer Mar 28th, 2005 01:55 AM

that's WHY i cant have any

ArrowX Mar 28th, 2005 01:58 AM

I vote that we create some kind of Anti-Jon Task force, hut him down and throw bricks at his house!Quck jon WHERE DO YOU LIVE OR IN ANIME TERMS.....ahem ITS TIME TO DUEL!

Jonathan Clement Mar 28th, 2005 04:37 AM

Seiriously. You have no idea what I'm capable of.

executioneer Mar 28th, 2005 05:18 AM

are you capable of dancing

pjalne Mar 28th, 2005 10:15 AM

Are you capable of killing a bunch of innocent people with a 'sword' because you saw something on the internet that upset you?

ziggytrix Mar 28th, 2005 10:20 AM

WTH is "plar" steel anyway. Stupid ass. Why don't you just go buy a sword at your local flee market, like a normal redneck?

Mr. Oysterhead Mar 28th, 2005 10:55 AM

So, J.C., what are you capable of? In detail.

ArrowX Mar 28th, 2005 02:22 PM

Hes Capable of giving children sesures :lol

Jonathan Clement Mar 28th, 2005 06:10 PM

Well, I can certainly fight if I have to. And I don't kill innocent people. I've never killed anything in my life. But I CAN if I HAVE to. And I'll buy a sword, but those things are expensive. And ya, I can dance. And I CAN give children seisures, but I don't want to.

pjalne Mar 28th, 2005 06:16 PM

Well, I guess we know what you're capable of now. Thank you.

Jonathan Clement Mar 28th, 2005 06:25 PM

Soooo... What are your opinions o nthe carebears? I think they're so stupid...

pjalne Mar 28th, 2005 06:31 PM

You probably should, seing how you're at least fifteen.

Jonathan Clement Mar 28th, 2005 06:45 PM

Ha ha!!! Look! I got the most replies of any thread on this forum! Ha ha ha!!! Beat 72!

ArrowX Mar 28th, 2005 06:46 PM

Ok I just wanna know one thing? How does Anime bring you back from the Brink of Suicidal depression? I mean C'mon in most animes worht watching the main characters life is bitched aroun like hell, NGE, RahXephon, Guyver etc. In most the characters are forced to kill best friends and family....so how the fuck does this make you feel good about yourself. Because I can't see how that makes you feel good. The only cheery animes I've seen are like Pokemon and Inuyasha and they are probably the worst pices of crap I've ever seen. Please Enlighten me?

EisigerBiskuit Mar 28th, 2005 07:33 PM

Hey, watch the end of Read or Die, the part where everyone starts killing themselves with pencils and shit.
That would TOTALLY keep me from the brink of drinking the Draino.


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