yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind :(


and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists :(

Ask if she would like to relax in the hot tub and enjoy a Tom Collins .

Talk to her about hot boys. Let it be known that you are going out to dinner with your boyfriend.

Also, when did YOU get a job?!

basically, treat her like you would a stupid ugly dude ;(

pepper spray right in the vagina

wait this isn't the how to get a dog to respect you thread n/m

Well, would any other kind change things for you?

GUYS I THINK ELX IS HOMOPHOBIC :O

Normally I would jump at the chance to jokingly agree with you, but I think I am in the bad books so I wont.

I thought you were the only guy in the good books?

Then she broke the law and should be fired. Talk to your supervisor - if that doesn't work talk to HR.

Or is she the owner? In this case, quit. :(

My co-ed softball team is awesome though. I think my friend Joe is the only 100% straight person on the team.

We are Team Uruguay.

Wait, hitting on co-workers is against the law over there? Shit, is it against the law here? Flirting with certain women at work is my raison de vivre... oh man, now you've got me worried that they are only pretending to like it or something and are actually extremely uncomfortable :(

Anyway, Elx if it's constant, and you make it clear that you are not interested, take Flagg's advice.

10K that's an awesome name :lol

THE FUCK, I don't get to Sam's posters in time so now Tadao's turns into a mod :eek

I suck at internet responsibilities :( THAT GODDAMNED REAL LIFE IS FUCKING MY SHIT UP

Jesus fuck, and while I was gone pub came back with a vengeance and elx started talking about being harassed by lesbian coworkers, and once I log on everything cool stops happening. I think my presence might be a plague, guys

I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS

frigging ultra-euros; can't tell the difference between rednecks and black people. That's only a problem in ATLANTA, genius

The appropriate mock-response would be along the lines of

TADAO YOU'RE JUST PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M NOT DEDICATED ENOUGH TO BE MODERATOR MATERIAL

except Art Shit mod, but being named moderator of Art Shit is like having someone tape a yellow paper star to your shirt and saying that you're special

Today, I am mostly thinking this thread is better to read without me. ;)

I think I got a sunburn. This should not happen in Canadian May.

Wasn't Canadian May that movie where Quebecan teenagers fought off the French helicopters while Jennifer Connelly had sex with Michelle Pfeiffer

It should be

How am I supposed to annoy you in person if you decide to not be in person? JERK

and you just happen to be a small two-fingered monkey with cerebral palsy