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Chojin Jul 4th, 2011 07:50 AM

if you're some kind of fag

i bet it'd look really sharp paired with one of those NES t-shirts from hot topic

Grislygus Jul 4th, 2011 07:54 AM

wtf, you can see who gave you pickles in the user cp? I think I should start paying attention to things


Jesus christ 10k's pickle message made me laugh so goddamned hard

Chojin Jul 4th, 2011 08:04 AM

it is the best way to give posters private reach-arounds. especially mods. ;)

Grislygus Jul 4th, 2011 08:14 AM

I'm already a mod cultist. As previously discussed, I am High Priest in service to The Bearded One Lying In Wait In The City of R'Lyeh, whose sign is the Great Mac Truck. Signs of His Baleful Glory can be used in defense of curses invoking Tadao, the trickster figure in I-Mockery cosmology, whose sign is the Fucking Rabbit. Also direct contact with the Bearded One leads to madness and death, but the Esoteric Order offers premium insurance rates to members

Grislygus Jul 4th, 2011 08:24 AM

High ranking members are also blessed with the real-life equivalent of Need For Speed II's "Road Rage" cheat, and Venom's The Chanting of the Priests sounds out through the heavens whenever they drive on a freeway

Fathom Zero Jul 4th, 2011 08:49 AM

grizzlygums - a god among mens

Kitsa Jul 4th, 2011 12:28 PM

So I've just returned from a family gathering at which a cousin-by-marriage was wandering around wasted/stoned, chatting up the old ladies and asking someone's 90 year old mother if she partied.

Zhukov Jul 4th, 2011 12:40 PM

And did she?

elx Jul 4th, 2011 12:40 PM

Kitsa is the only person here who should be allowed to use the pickle system :(

Kitsa Jul 4th, 2011 12:50 PM

She said "not anymore". Her thick accent made it funnier.

Kitsa Jul 4th, 2011 02:55 PM

This was my vantage point for the party, after I finished swimming:


And I found this funny for some reason:


Ex Leper Jul 4th, 2011 05:16 PM

Just got a 45" record of "Nightmare on My Street" for $3.50

Otto Jul 4th, 2011 05:50 PM

Went through my storage building today to find my manual typewriter, only to see it had been crushed by a collapsed ceiling beam. The only halfway decent antique shops are either grossly overpriced or are never open when I have a day off, the local craigslist listings only yield broken ones or selectrics, and I can't get a Saturday off to get to the flea-market. I hate that I can never find something when I'm seeking it out.

kahljorn Jul 4th, 2011 07:54 PM

you should sue

Sam Jul 4th, 2011 07:55 PM

FUCK THEM IN THE COURT OF LAW.

kahljorn Jul 4th, 2011 07:57 PM

USE THE CEILING BEAM TO CRUSH THEIR ANUS

IN A COURT OF LAW

Sam Jul 4th, 2011 07:58 PM

STICK YOUR CEILING BEAM IN THEIR COURT OF LAW.

Kitsa Jul 4th, 2011 08:04 PM

ANUS

TYPEWRITER

OWAIT THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE

CAPS

Pentegarn Jul 4th, 2011 08:07 PM

THE CAPS LOCK GOT BROKEN BY A CEILING BEAM

Sam Jul 4th, 2011 08:09 PM

I LOST MY CAPS LOCK IN A COURT OF LAW.

kahljorn Jul 4th, 2011 08:35 PM

THIS IS A CASE WHICH DEMANDS CAPSITAL PUNISHMENT

Fathom Zero Jul 4th, 2011 08:42 PM

IT WAS A MURDER

OF GOOD SENSE

Otto Jul 4th, 2011 08:51 PM

Oh man, that was great.

Since it's not a rented storage building, but rather a converted big-rig trailer in the backyard of my Grandfather's old house, so the only person I can really be angry at is myself. Well the only rational reaction is to be angry at myself but I'm just going to blame my dead grandfather. FUCK YOU OLD MAN :fu

Fathom Zero Jul 4th, 2011 11:47 PM

severed heads make no sense when they speak, don't they? I WOULDN'T KNOW - MINE'S STILL ATTACHED.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 5th, 2011 12:51 AM

YOU NEED TO PUT THE MOVING OF YOUR TYPEWRITER INTO THEIR ANUS IN THE COURT OF LAW.


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