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Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 11:12 PM

kill yourself by cramming the into an orifice

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 11:12 PM

I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:13 PM

This client told me he absolutely had to go through some files that were only on the 5.25 floppies (the files were 15 years old).

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:14 PM

Goddamn, I have no idea what paucity means

The internet is slaughtering my english comprehension

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 11:14 PM

How many disks did that take?

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 11:15 PM

That's not always true when it comes to tavern conversations with new female acquaintances wherein fellatio is introduced into discussion.

That's to Mattjack's last remark.

Misdemonar Apr 9th, 2008 11:15 PM

oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547488)
I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.

OH THE KEYWORD SEARCHS WE'RE GONNA GET! :x

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:16 PM


executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 547484)
LOOK AT THIS PIMP SHIT I DID, YES IT'S CUSTOM SHIT

*A PICTURE OF A COMPUTER EATING A DISK*

oh dang now you can play battletech and dont go alone and starflight :eek

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:18 PM

battletech sounds hxc

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 11:18 PM

And Zany Golf and Battle Chess. Maybe some Centipede.

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:19 PM

What about Leisure Suit Larry??? :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 547494)
oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!

No matter how smart we act, we'll get no where near to the level of Seth's smart acting ability.

Years of practice.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547490)
Goddamn, I have no idea what paucity means

The internet is slaughtering my english comprehension

I'M LOSING MY PERSPICACITY :lisasimpson

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:20 PM

For a brief second, I thought this thread was filled with vicious pajamas

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:20 PM

What if Seth worked at a 7-11?

I'm just sayin, what if...

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:21 PM

Let's hope not :(

He'll get shot up by the poor people :(

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 547500)
What about Leisure Suit Larry??? :(

Or King's Quest? Always pissed me off how you couldn't spear the witch with the pitchfork. You only get eaten.

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547505)
He'll get shot up by the poor people :(



u mean the *lacks?

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 547506)
Or King's Quest? Always pissed me off how you couldn't spear the witch with the pitchfork. You only get eaten.

I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things? :(

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:23 PM

Depends, where does he live again

I trusted my fellow crackers far less than the minorities back in socal

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:24 PM


executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 547508)
I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things? :(

roger wilco ;)

MattJack Apr 9th, 2008 11:25 PM

I think he lives in Illinois, which is know for Michael Jordan, which is known for being black.


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