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Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547036)
William Shatner's dick is so big he has to fuck a volcano if he wants to have an orgasm.

Even 6th graders know this.

...

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:38 AM


Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:38 AM

I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:39 AM

Those two posts are unrelated.

Seth's quoted post is distilled fantastic.

The image is the theme of my every second thought.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547137)
I came up with a totally awesome way to use dry ice in the perfect murder.

The problem is that no matter how cool the whole thing sounds, the perfectly normal process of observation, concern, and extrapolation that led me to it would be seen by my enemies as evidence that I'm up to no good again.

So I won't tell you how to use dry ice in a perfect murder.

Maybe you need a user name that isn't so close to your real name.

Get some anonymity.

I wouldn't be here without it.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547141)
I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Seth doesn't like Elpila?

Time to come clean.

It's me. :(

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:44 AM

i still think roald dahl's lamb to the slaughter is the best way to murder someone

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:46 AM

whoawhoawhoa, are you insinuating that there's a Roald Dahl book that I haven't read?

MADNESS

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:46 AM

Hey, you know what's cool?

You have the initials JR, just like that "who shot JR?!" cliché.

Spoilers!

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547144)
Seth doesn't like Elpila?

Time to come clean.

It's me. :(

I guess he had reach the status of God

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:50 AM

It's not a book, it's more of just a short story.

And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband.

But maybe I'm mixing that up with "The Yellow Wallpaper", which people found extremely offensive because it seemed to justify that some woman care more about interior design than cooking dinner*.

*I'm not embarrassed to say that I have virtually no memory of early American lit whatsoever, but I really wish that everyone here was an English major because I'm pretty sure that's extremely fucking funny.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:52 AM

http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lamb.html

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:52 AM

I spent the last hour being distracted and ended up making this.



Is it a sports team or a self-help group? You decide.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547147)
Hey, you know what's cool?

You have the initials JR, just like that "who shot JR?!" cliché.

Hey, you know what's cool?

:newbie :oao :imock:domo:oneofthosedays:newbie:troutslap

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:53 AM

I actually really liked "The Yellow Wallpaper" only because I really felt the futility of her insanity--not only was she going through postpartum depression, but she wasn't allowed to.

Quote:

And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband.
the same people who had a serious problem with Carmen because the prostitute dies at the end, I imagine.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547151)
I spent the last hour being distracted and ended up making this.



Is it a sports team or a self-help group? You decide.

Thank you, Mister R. :)

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:55 AM

Ah, willie wins in the lamb to the slaughter debate that wasn't a debate until i questioned it.

But my yellow wallpaper remark was still something that english teachers should feed to their students because it's that good.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:57 AM

I guess reading the story isn't enough, you have to read a synopsis of public outcry against it and her official responses and rebuttals to allegations made against her reasoning for writing the story.

But if you do all that, the joke I made is really fucking funny.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:58 AM

I will keep that in mind, Seth, once I finally get my FUCKING certification. And when they ask why I'm making them read "The Yellow Wallpaper" I'll say "Because Sethomas has a funny comment about it, you little shits."

I LOVE KIDS ACTUALLY WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:58 AM

Holy shit, I double-posted.

I think that's the board's way of telling me that i should try to get four hours of sleep before going to work.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547155)
Ah, willie wins in the lamb to the slaughter debate that wasn't a debate until i questioned it.

I didn't remember it being Roald Dahl either... oh wait why would I? FUCK THIS GAME I NEED SOME SLEEP.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:02 AM

I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.

*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 05:05 AM

Quote:

I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.

*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.
An unintended double meaning that I would normally be far more careful about, but it's five in the morning and I've either got insomnia or coming down of a drunken stupor makes me hyper; I'm at the state now where the word 'fuck' is simply humourous to me regardless of the context.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:06 AM

*long rambling post connecting The Yellow Wallpaper with other insanity-related stories that also feature the color yellow such as The King In Yellow and then linking that story to h.p. lovecraft's "cthulhu mythos"*

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:07 AM

My offer stands.


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