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Misdemonar Apr 11th, 2008 11:22 PM

OH NO TERRA

GADZOOKS Apr 11th, 2008 11:24 PM

shhhhutup

Sethomas Apr 11th, 2008 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 548276)
When you turn your back on me you get my sympathy. When I turn my back on you I get your knife.

Goddamn neophytes can't tell an action movie cliché waiting to happen from a Papa Roach lyric that probably already HAS happened.

Misdemonar Apr 11th, 2008 11:26 PM

:tear

GADZOOKS Apr 11th, 2008 11:40 PM

We have a few birthdays today!

El Douche is 20 years old! He has had 11 posts since registering March 16th, 2007

His most famous post

about his screename
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never heard of it. I'm on another forum and someone had this sn and i Liked it so i stole it for the guy on the other forum. Im really bad at coming up with message board handles
his last post

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One of the best parts of the site is the mp3 of the fake interviews you did with Sean Connery and Christopher walken. I would love to hear more interviews.
His thread got 0 replies.

ALSO! Sticks has reached non-Judaic adulthood by turning 18 years old. She had a whopping 26 posts since he registered October 17th 2007.

her most famous post
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Originally Posted by Sticks (Post 507216)




HELLO

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Originally Posted by Sticks (Post 507216)




HELLO

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Originally Posted by Sticks (Post 507216)




HELLO

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Originally Posted by Sticks (Post 507216)




HELLO

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Originally Posted by Sticks (Post 507216)




HELLO

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Originally Posted by Sticks (Post 507216)




HELLO

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Originally Posted by Sticks (Post 507216)




HELLO

her last post

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Originally Posted by Sticks (Post 507380)
NO SMOKING

I guess she got smoked out.

Asila Apr 11th, 2008 11:43 PM

Gadzooks: Have you considered the idea that you've too much time on your hands?

Sethomas Apr 11th, 2008 11:45 PM

That brings back memories of very deep confusion when I misread that picture post as "Sacks" upon its first time around.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 11th, 2008 11:45 PM

That probably applies to all of us.

GADZOOKS Apr 11th, 2008 11:46 PM

there is a birthday button and a search function, its not that hard

but yeah I do, and it's fucking great

Sethomas Apr 11th, 2008 11:49 PM

Asila-

Integrity forces me to bring up the issue of "I-Mockery" perspective: I did, quite recently, just type a 400+-word missive about interplay of biology, evolution, and psychology that was rather un-ironically concluded with an assertion that such things enter my head when a girl is massaging my gonads with her tongue.

"Too much time" is something that one should not use against one's enemies, lest it be used against themselves in due turn.

Asila Apr 11th, 2008 11:49 PM

My over-abundance of time just depresses me

Asila Apr 11th, 2008 11:50 PM

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Asila-

Integrity forces me to bring up the issue of "I-Mockery" perspective: I did, quite recently, just type a 400+-word missive about interplay of biology, evolution, and psychology that was rather un-ironically concluded with an assertion that such things enter my head when a girl is massaging my gonads with her tongue.

"Too much time" is something that one should not use against one's enemies, lest it be used against themselves in due turn.
Again, I have too much time and it depresses me. I wasn't faulting him, I was just asking.

And all that coming from the guy who at least has AIM chats, THIS IS ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW.

Sethomas Apr 12th, 2008 12:00 AM

Yeah, about those AIM chats.

I think I mentioned here that SHE STARTED IT when it came to talking about testicles, or something. I don't remember and I won't look it up.

Since it was so very relevant, I posted a copy and paste job of the statement I made originally expressing how horrific I find ball-sucking. It was in an odd period where she was getting ready to leave work and I was making myself late to work. I kept reminding myself to put the whole thing in quotes so that it would obviously have been taken as coming from a different context, and my authorship could be contested from her perspective.

I forgot to put it in quotes, then I had to leave immediately before she could respond.

At work, I realized that without the quotation marks, it probably came off as "Hey, I know this might seem random right now, but if it ever comes up I'm really not the kind of guy who likes getting his balls sucked. Just a little 'FYI', take it as you will."

Which, I guess I can live with that.

Asila Apr 12th, 2008 12:08 AM

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At work, I realized that without the quotation marks, it probably came off as "Hey, I know this might seem random right now, but if it ever comes up I'm really not the kind of guy who likes getting his balls sucked. Just a little 'FYI', take it as you will."

Which, I guess I can live with that.
I'm feeling saucy so I'll say hey, I'll keep that in mind.

But my point was that, whether or not you talk about ball-sucking or the exact english translation of the complete works of Proust, at least you have conversations that don't completely rely on people hanging around I-mock all day.

Guitar Woman Apr 12th, 2008 12:13 AM

so my parents are getting a divorce!

Asila Apr 12th, 2008 12:24 AM

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so my parents are getting a divorce!
I don't know if a :( is appropriate, but :(

And Jesus Pub, check your ICQ once in a freaking while

Guitar Woman Apr 12th, 2008 12:27 AM

I'm not surprised, honestly. I'm glad I'm moving out in the fall, I wouldn't want to choose between the two of them for living arrangements as I don't like either of them very much.

Asila Apr 12th, 2008 12:36 AM

I love thunderstorms, assuming that my power doesn't go out.

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I'm not surprised, honestly. I'm glad I'm moving out in the fall, I wouldn't want to choose between the two of them for living arrangements as I don't like either of them very much.
Again, I don't know the complete situation but in many ways you're lucky. At least they waited until you were older and at least you weren't surprised by the turn of events.

Pub Lover Apr 12th, 2008 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 548357)
And Jesus Pub, check your ICQ once in a freaking while

It's the weekend, LiquidStatik. :rooleyes

Sethomas Apr 12th, 2008 12:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQykK_X5kB0

I really don't think I can post this link too fervently.

Asila Apr 12th, 2008 12:39 AM

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It's the weekend, LiquidStatik. :rooleyes
I've NO idea what that means, but okay.

Asila Apr 12th, 2008 12:44 AM

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I really don't think I can post this link too fervently.
:lol

Tadao Apr 12th, 2008 12:48 AM

Haha GW, your parents hate each other and it's all because of you. Way to go ZBF

Tadao Apr 12th, 2008 12:48 AM

That's funny cause pub has been chatting with me on MSN

Asila Apr 12th, 2008 12:51 AM

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That's funny cause pub has been chatting with me on MSN
That's okay it just proves my suspicions


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