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Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:07 PM


executioneer May 8th, 2008 04:10 PM

sophomoric mollifications sounds like an achewood fanfiction site

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:20 PM

The thing about an achewood fanfiction site is that Onstad would be the only guy to post there. Under fifteen separate accounts all with their own style & obsessions.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:30 PM

GUUUUUUUUUUUS!
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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554074)
Tell you what, you'll get it some time tomorrow evening. Scout's honor.

Hey America, is it evening yet for any of you? :berniemac

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:57 PM

Not yet, I gotta wait for someone else to stop by and hold the camera

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 554477)
DOG PENIS

Peneperro! :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554479)
Not yet, I gotta wait for someone else to stop by and hold the camera

:orgasm

Chojin May 8th, 2008 06:10 PM

I AM FROM THE YEAR 2196 I HAVE COME TO COLLECT YOUR AWESOME DISC-BASED GAME SYSTEMS. IS PANASONIC YOUR LEADER?

Chojin May 8th, 2008 06:18 PM

I AM SURFING THE NET.

Shrubfest May 8th, 2008 06:22 PM

Ooh, shiny.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 554488)
don't ever say 'epic' again.

Was there an infraction involved in that? :kinky

Also, could you ban Esuohlim until he talks to that girl, else he'll become me or Willie & those positions are filled.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 554429)
...And that's when Sacks and Grislygus teamed up and made the most enchanting story book ever created.

YEAH >: jerks :(

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 06:43 PM

I mean jerk, singular, I think

I kinda just skimmed the whole thing

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 06:43 PM

I think you could do a very good job illustrating a book for children, Gus. Fat_Hippo can suck a choad.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 06:48 PM

I COULD DO AN AWESOME JOB

I even wrote an entire children's story when I was seven, gots me some credentials

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 06:55 PM

I'm not convinced it would put me into a state of some awe.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 06:58 PM

Y'see, it was called "Owl Toes", and this owl didn't know what toes were for so he asked the bats, and the bats said they were for hanging upside down so he started hanging upside down with the bats, and when Mister Cat came and ate all of the mean owls he couldn't get to the good owl and the bats because they were upside down, the end

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 06:59 PM

Two years later I would go on to write my magnum opus, Goldilocks and the Three Cannibals, which got my in trouble with my fourth grade teacher, because she hated freedom

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 07:00 PM

That is indeed a children's story. It has a moral and everything.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554503)
Two years later I would go on to write my magnum opus, Goldilocks and the Three Cannibals, which got my in trouble with my fourth grade teacher, because she hated freedom

Better than Goldilocks & the Three Cannibalistic Paedophile Hitlers.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:03 PM

She didn't like my zombie story either >:

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:04 PM

"Too violent" my fucking ass, the only people who died were the zombies and I knew for a fact that they didn't count

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 07:05 PM

You can get arrested nowadays for setting zombies/vampire attack story at your school. :eek
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 553351)
What about self-inclusion fanfic?

Self-inclusion erotic fanfiction written by Mexican Paedophiles about Hitler, and posted on /b/

The title of which was:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554505)
Better than Goldilocks & the Three Cannibalistic Paedophile Hitlers.

It was set aboard the Enterprise. :x

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:07 PM

What?! That's some goddamned bullshit right there

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:09 PM

I mean, the story didn't explicitly describe the police department getting slaughtered, and they came back as good zombies later on anyway so I don't get what the big fucking problem was


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