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Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2008 11:35 PM

So the only pretty girl at my school does crack

liquidstatik Oct 30th, 2008 11:37 PM

so?

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 12:16 AM

So I don't want to do a crack head :<

Esuohlim Oct 31st, 2008 12:25 AM

You should do some crack too and by that I mean you should hump some of that a** :picklehat

Post her picture dude!

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 12:31 AM

Who decided you had a chance with the prettiest girl in your school? :x

Zomboid Oct 31st, 2008 12:32 AM

:lol

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 12:41 AM

He's just make excuses as to why he can't go out with girls. He'll come out of the closet one day hopefully.

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 12:45 AM

Everyone else at my school is really, really horrifying so saying she's the prettiest girl there is like saying she's the best show on Comedy Central

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 12:45 AM

She is really pretty though :<

Esuohlim Oct 31st, 2008 12:54 AM

DON'T WORRY GW WE'RE BOTH IN THE SAME BOAT

ONLY I AM EXCEPTIONALLY HANDSOME AND PROBABLY COULD GET THE GIRL YOU LIKE

TOUGH LUCK BRAH

Zomboid Oct 31st, 2008 01:37 AM

HAHA RIGHT ON. WANNA HIT UP A KEGGER AFTER TOMORROW'S BIG GAME?

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 01:42 AM

I'm not bad looking, guys, I'm just really not photogenic

at all

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 01:43 AM

;_;

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 01:50 AM

UGLY BETTY

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 01:51 AM

YOU'RE SO UGLY I BET YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR DICK SUCKED BY A DRUNK GUY LOOKING FOR HIS FIRST GAY EXPERIENCE TO DECIDE IF HE';S A FAG OR NOT

Asila Oct 31st, 2008 01:56 AM

I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING

BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT ALL I DO IS MAKE SEXUAL COMMENTS AND THAT'S JUST DEPRESSING

kahljorn Oct 31st, 2008 02:29 AM

what up

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 02:42 AM

chillin u?

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 02:43 AM

WHHAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

Dixie Oct 31st, 2008 03:05 AM

I'm so excited!
:D

Chojin Oct 31st, 2008 04:57 AM

you can send us your unused boxes of frankenberry, kitsa.

pac-man Oct 31st, 2008 05:03 AM

You're all Joe the Plumbers!

Dixie Oct 31st, 2008 06:12 AM

Excuse me, but I prefer Joe Six Pack.

MetalMilitia Oct 31st, 2008 06:59 AM

Happy my BIRTHyear page everyone. :bestthread

It occurred to me earlier that Guitar Woman's posts are way sexier if every time she talks about smoking you imagine she's talking about dicks.

It's kind of like how it's sexier to imagine Jeanette isn't talking about her vagina every time she talks about her vagina.

Hope this helps.

Kitsa Oct 31st, 2008 07:58 AM

DAMMIT IS GUITAR WOMAN MALE OR FEMALE?!??! I STILL DON'T KNOW!!!!


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