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Kitsa Oct 30th, 2009 04:28 PM

:pagebrak


I saw a woman today who had on brown corduroy pants and a green turtleneck with construction-paper apples stapled all over it. I think she was an apple tree.

Babs Oct 30th, 2009 04:38 PM

I saw this today in real life.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2009 04:43 PM

which one?

Babs Oct 30th, 2009 04:53 PM

oh I'm just talking in general I saw those type of people.

I'll take some pictures today for everyone. You will not believe the people in Ohio and their "Wal-mart" apparel.

edit: I have seen this woman before though

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2009 05:48 PM

I, for one, totally believe the Ohio-Walmart thing.

Edit: also, is this who she's being?


elx Oct 30th, 2009 06:34 PM

what is it that she's returning? a hair brush?

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2009 08:49 PM

I'm still pissed off about "Paranormal Activity" being a total fucking waste of my time (see "last movie you saw" thread)

Babs Oct 30th, 2009 09:24 PM

paranormal activity was a piece of shit. I can't begin to describe how disappointing it was.

On a different note, I just did my make up for this halloween party and I'm going as Monkey from The Adicts.

Zhukov Oct 30th, 2009 09:24 PM

It looks like her hair is made of paper mache.

PS: I had to guess type the last half of that sentence because it is covered by one of the new ads that seem to appear right where I am trying to look, rather than the top of the page. YOU HAVE (1) FREE RINGTONE! CLICK HERE.

elx Oct 31st, 2009 12:20 AM


LordSappington Oct 31st, 2009 12:32 AM

I made a last-minute costume for school today by putting some welding goggles on, putting my hood up, and holding a pair of bolt cutters. Then I'd sneak up on people, and just stand behind them, brandishing the cutters. Got me a few good scares.
Later, I put the cutters in my hammer strap, started carrying a wrench, and made a fair Wastelander.

Chojin Oct 31st, 2009 12:38 AM

i don't know what happened to me, but my main interests these days are: reclining in comfy chairs, eating expensive cheese, listening to easy music like Zero 7 or Leonard Cohen, smoking, and drinking wine.

I think it happened around the same time that I realized that I used to play games to unwind, but playing games isn't relaxing at all to me.

Chojin Oct 31st, 2009 12:39 AM

i hope to use this as a gateway into reading books and smoking from a pipe, wish me luck

Sam Oct 31st, 2009 12:45 AM

you are turning into Seththomas :eek

Fathom Zero Oct 31st, 2009 12:55 AM

God, now I can't like Leonard Cohen anymore.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 31st, 2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 656075)
On a different note, I just did my make up for this halloween party and I'm going as Monkey from The Adicts.

:)

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2009 06:56 PM

Get a churchwarden!

Also, it's because games haven't been good since 2006. It hurt me too, bro.

Chojin Oct 31st, 2009 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 656188)
Get a churchwarden!

is that like a chadwarden?

Colonel Flagg Oct 31st, 2009 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 656107)
you are turning into Seththomas :eek

You will let us know if you start wearing bow ties, won't you Eric?

Chojin Oct 31st, 2009 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 656208)
You will let us know if you start wearing bow ties, won't you Eric?

I think seth was going off in a 1920's fetish creepshow direction, while I'm just becoming a modern gentleman.

I've considered joining a gym even though I have everything I need here, just so I can sit in the steam room and loudly talk about the wall street journal with my peers. :posh

I'm also kinda into BMWs.

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2009 09:33 PM

It's a gandalf pipe. It's good for reading because the bowl doesn't get in the way of your book.

I bet you'd enjoy being surrounded by sweaty, naked men, you putz

Chojin Nov 1st, 2009 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 656299)
It's a gandalf pipe. It's good for reading because the bowl doesn't get in the way of your book.

I bet you'd enjoy being surrounded by sweaty, naked men, you putz

sweaty, naked, STRONG men.

Babs Nov 2nd, 2009 02:13 AM

By the way, where the hell has Pac Man been? He hasn't posted in about 5 months or more.

Guitar Woman Nov 2nd, 2009 06:27 AM

who?

Babs Nov 2nd, 2009 07:01 AM

that black guy


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