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Tadao Nov 11th, 2009 11:32 AM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 11:35 AM

I'm watching MSNBC in the union and this appeared on-screen:

THREE ENVELOPES TEST POSITIVE FOR FLOUR

Guitar Woman Nov 11th, 2009 12:02 PM


Shrubfest Nov 11th, 2009 02:04 PM

I just 'broke up' with some guy I had sex with twice and who keeps sending me texts about wanting to meet up because I'm a cool person.

I felt gooooooood after. Stupid army boy.

RaNkeri Nov 11th, 2009 02:36 PM

Gonna get my H1N1 shot tomorrow.


If I'm lucky

stevetothepast Nov 11th, 2009 02:37 PM

shrubfest keeps it REAL.

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 02:47 PM

Shrub, if you want to jump the bones of some dudes with minimal emotional attachment, look no further than creepy internet dudes.

Dixie Nov 11th, 2009 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 658424)
Shrub, if you want to jump the bones of some dudes with minimal emotional attachment, look no further than creepy internet dudes.

or she could come visit me and borrow some of mine

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 03:31 PM

You'd be thick as thieves.

Babs Nov 11th, 2009 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 658407)
I just 'broke up' with some guy I had sex with twice and who keeps sending me texts about wanting to meet up because I'm a cool person.

I felt gooooooood after. Stupid army boy.

We should meet up, you're a cool person.

Dimnos Nov 11th, 2009 04:27 PM

Apparently she doesnt like guys who think she is cool. :rolleyes

Shrubfest Nov 11th, 2009 04:38 PM

I don't like guys who constantly ask me if I need their dick right now. And try to sext without any punctuation. AT ALL.

Babs Nov 11th, 2009 04:47 PM

What's texting?

Dimnos Nov 11th, 2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 658407)
I just 'broke up' with some guy a-hole I had sex with let plow me twice and who now keeps sending me texts about wanting to meet up sexually harassing me because I'm a cool person.

I felt gooooooood after. Stupid army boy.

Call me Sam. ;)

There you go.

Aaarg Nov 11th, 2009 06:04 PM

i got a new computer, and the flu.

Kitsa Nov 11th, 2009 07:01 PM

I'm sorry.

I had chocolate cake with my lunch. Then I threw up chocolate cake. Now my stomach hurts :(

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 07:10 PM

That picture of dramamine with a gun posted afterwords still makes me laugh :( did you try to do dramamine fathom zero?

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 07:23 PM

Everything makes me sick and dizzy and not fun. I'm a spoil-sport.

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 07:24 PM

And everyone was chiming in with their life-enhancers, I thought I should add mine.

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 08:14 PM

oh i know a few people who have tried to do dramamine as a recreational drug, and they were so miserable the entire time that i thought the gun was hilarous.

He Shrubfest want to meet up and get my meat up ;) ;)

elx Nov 11th, 2009 10:36 PM

i hope no one here liked dollhouse :3

Sam Nov 11th, 2009 11:44 PM

HELLO LADIES SHRUBFEST, SAM IS HERE. ;)

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 658509)
i hope no one here liked dollhouse :3

It's the shittiest show I've seen in a long time. Apparently somebody that's nerd-famous is behind it, but I couldn't give a rat's ass. Eliza Dushku couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

Kitsa Nov 11th, 2009 11:53 PM

dammit, I hate when someone calls with a wrong number at like midnight :(

Aaarg Nov 12th, 2009 12:09 AM

ah man, that's just not right.


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