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Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 09:53 PM

Yeah, I used to drink a lot, but after I started dexing regularly I realized how awful it was. Fuck yeah, depression and telling people shit that makes you look like an idiot.

Alcohol is also really, really bad for you.

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2009 09:56 PM

I happen to like feeling depressed and telling people things that make me look like an idiot. >:

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 09:58 PM

Although I still love the shit out of spiced rum, and Oregon microbrews, and white russians, and pina coladas.

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 10:00 PM

BOOZE IS WONDERFUL >:

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 10:07 PM

And gin, I really like gin

I've never had whiskey but I probably should before I lose interest completely and become a heroin addict. I might try Jameson just because of how fucking manly the commercials are.

And Wild Turkey, both 100 proof and rye variants.

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 10:09 PM

my woman baked me four pies today :O

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 10:15 PM

are they for our L4D2 party next week? :o

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2009 10:17 PM

They're for the Pie Orgy.

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 10:18 PM

DUH, WHICH IS PART OF THE L4D2 PARTY NEXT WEEK >:

GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT DYLAN

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2009 10:20 PM

Too bad I'm not playing it.

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 10:22 PM

OH WELL, THAT DOESN'T STOP THE PARTY, NOR THE PIE ORGY

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 10:25 PM

Fathom Zero is too GOOD for a pie orgy.

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2009 10:40 PM

I'm pissed I'm missing it. >:

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 11:24 PM

You poor thing :tear

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2009 11:42 PM

It's okay, I'm gonna microwave an orange.

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 11:43 PM

I hate oranges

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 11:44 PM

That isn't true, I love to eat oranges.

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2009 12:02 AM

I'm not gonna eat it.

Sam Nov 13th, 2009 12:04 AM

IS THAT SOME KIND OF LEWD SEX JOKE? >:

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2009 12:10 AM

No actually, I just thought it would me amusing to microwave an orange.

Sam Nov 13th, 2009 12:11 AM

YOU CRETIN

kahljorn Nov 13th, 2009 12:40 AM

THATS A LIVING LIFE FORM, GORDON GEKKO

YOU FUCK

Kitsa Nov 13th, 2009 09:28 AM

Heh. My dad just had shoulder surgery last week, his arm is in a sling.

The substitute dentist walked into the room and slapped him square on the shoulder in greeting, then said, "OH, GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT, YOU HAVE A SLING"...then proceeded to do it two more times during the visit.

>:

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 13th, 2009 11:24 AM

I hope your dad's arm heals quickly Kitsa.


Funny story for Oxblood: I used to work with this guy named Christian. He grew up in Germany and moved to the United States when he was about 25. He watched the original "DIE HARD" when he was still in Germany so everyone was German dubbed. A number of years later he ended up watching "DIE HARD" after getting to the U.S. Halfway through the movie he asked someone why were the terrorists still speaking German but everyone else was speaking English. His friend then replied with "What? They're speaking German because they're the bad guys."

:lol

He didn't find it as funny at first but he laughs at it now.

Dimnos Nov 13th, 2009 01:07 PM

Oh those silly crouts. :lol


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