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executioneer Sep 21st, 2008 09:13 PM

eh *shrugz shoulderz*

Evil Robot Sep 21st, 2008 10:18 PM

How now brown cow?

Esuohlim Sep 21st, 2008 11:59 PM

I seriously injured myself today, should I go to a doctor or make a thread about it?

executioneer Sep 22nd, 2008 05:40 AM

it's time that heals all wounds, not the internet

although that expression doesn't really account for massive hemorrhage so idk

Dimnos Sep 24th, 2008 11:06 AM

Exactly at what point does hemorrhaging become massive hemorrhaging?

executioneer Sep 25th, 2008 01:01 AM

i think you should probably ask a doctor that quetsion, especially if you've got a hemorrhage that you're unsure of

Dimnos Sep 25th, 2008 10:44 AM

Wait... I thought you were a doctor

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2008 04:09 PM

Willie, are you a doctor?

If not, have you ever been a pilot?

executioneer Sep 25th, 2008 08:42 PM

i'm afraid not, no :(

Sam Sep 25th, 2008 08:45 PM

Willie do you think Milhouse's injury was FALSIFIED and he just made it up so he could ask you a question?

executioneer Sep 25th, 2008 08:56 PM

i think he was making fun of gw :x

MetalMilitia Sep 25th, 2008 08:59 PM

Is guitar woman REALLY a woman with a vagina and everything?

executioneer Sep 25th, 2008 09:04 PM

only in that alternate reality where everyone's the opposite sex

MetalMilitia Sep 25th, 2008 09:09 PM

All the fantasy MMOs then.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 09:15 PM

Dear Willie;

Is There Hope For JackOfAllTrades Yet?

executioneer Sep 25th, 2008 09:23 PM

i think his names jakeofalltrades, and unfortunately there probably is

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 09:26 PM

Well that clears that up. Next question;

Will people ever get used to the "NEW" facebook?

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 10:34 PM

Better question: I don't have a Capital One card, why am I not fighting vikings?

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 12:04 AM

Best question: I am a viking and I am looking for someone who doesn't have a Capital One card so I can burn their house down and rape their women folk, do you know anyone looking for that kind of thing?

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 02:02 AM

Dear Willie,
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

kahljorn Sep 26th, 2008 02:14 AM

Willie,
why would a person lick their arm hair in public around people like some kind of cat?

bigtimecow Sep 26th, 2008 08:37 AM

WILLIE IS THIS TOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR THE QUEUE

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 01:49 PM

Followup Question: I'm a Viking, will I qualify for a Capital One card?

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 01:57 PM

Dear Willie;

What is your opinion on the new Vikings vs. Capital One Clients app. on FaceBook.

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2008 02:54 PM

Willie are there too many viking and Capital One related questions for the queue

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 03:27 PM

Dear Willie,
What do vikings use as money?

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 05:41 PM

Dear Willie,
What do people who have Capital One cards use as money?

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 582101)
WILLIE IS THIS TOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR THE QUEUE

YES

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581992)
Better question: I don't have a Capital One card, why am I not fighting vikings?

vikings only attack people who have filmed themselves sliding across a car hood :publover

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 581957)
Well that clears that up. Next question;

Will people ever get used to the "NEW" facebook?

people got used to the OLD facebook?

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 582026)
Best question: I am a viking and I am looking for someone who doesn't have a Capital One card so I can burn their house down and rape their women folk, do you know anyone looking for that kind of thing?

man can i come with it sounds like a blast
i guess that means uh no not really

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 582082)
Dear Willie,
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

ben and jerrys half baked

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 582084)
Willie,
why would a person lick their arm hair in public around people like some kind of cat?

I JUST NOTICED I DRIPPED CHILI ON IT OK GEEZ

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 582134)
Followup Question: I'm a Viking, will I qualify for a Capital One card?

did you buy $1500 on a best buy card and default on it, cause if not probably

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 582137)
Dear Willie;

What is your opinion on the new Vikings vs. Capital One Clients app. on FaceBook.

totally gay

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 582146)
Willie are there too many viking and Capital One related questions for the queue

MASHUPS THREAD :eek

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 582164)
Dear Willie,
What do vikings use as money?

fingernails

j/k they use these

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 582242)
Dear Willie,
What do people who have Capital One cards use as money?

fairy dust and promises

jk they use these

RaNkeri Sep 27th, 2008 06:37 AM

Dear Willie,

Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 06:47 AM

all dicks, black or otherwise, are private and you should know that by now

how many times are you going to embarass yourself in public before you learn

RaNkeri Sep 27th, 2008 08:18 AM

Dear Willie,

Can ya dig it?

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 11:23 AM

digging gives me carpal tunnel, you do it

Fathom Zero Sep 27th, 2008 05:42 PM

Dear Willie,

If you were a fish, what would I use to bait you?

executioneer Sep 27th, 2008 06:30 PM

fun size snickers

Dixie Sep 27th, 2008 07:14 PM

Dear Willie,
What kind of zombie should I be for Halloween this year?

executioneer Sep 28th, 2008 01:38 AM

pediatric nurse

Tadao Oct 8th, 2008 04:02 AM

Willie,
Am I being to much of a jerk?

executioneer Oct 8th, 2008 04:20 AM

there's no such thing as too much of a jerk, at least not on this message board

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 8th, 2008 04:16 PM

Dear Willie,

what should I do on my four day weekend?

executioneer Oct 8th, 2008 06:29 PM

build a tree fort!

glowbelly Oct 13th, 2008 03:20 PM

DEAREST WILLIE,
SHOULD I SWEAR OFF MEN AND THEN IN A HILARIOUS TURN OF EVENTS GET DRUNK, HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND, GET PREGNANT, HAVE THE BABY AND THEN MARRY DUDE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
THANKS,
KAREN

executioneer Oct 13th, 2008 08:50 PM

you should only do half of those things!

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2008 09:42 PM

Willie, is it legal for someone you know, say, your parents, to make you register to vote when you don't want to or care, and use your vote so they can vote twice?

Because that doesn't sound right to me.

executioneer Oct 13th, 2008 10:25 PM

i'm pretty sure it isn't!

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2008 10:30 PM

Awesome!

I'll vote for McCain just to spite them.

executioneer Oct 13th, 2008 10:30 PM

you should vote for mcclain instead maybe he'll do another boigah report

Sam Oct 15th, 2008 03:46 PM

YOU SHOULD SELL YOUR VOTE ON EBAY!

DevilWearsPrada Oct 15th, 2008 08:11 PM

YOU'RE NOT WILLIE :(

executioneer Oct 15th, 2008 10:41 PM

are you sure, he looks a awful lot like willie from here

Sacks Oct 15th, 2008 11:02 PM

No Willie is a short guy, broad in the shoulders but narrow at the hip. He's also got a glass eye.

executioneer Oct 16th, 2008 12:17 AM

well i'll be dipped

bigtimecow Oct 19th, 2008 01:16 PM

willie

why does this forum have cancer

executioneer Oct 19th, 2008 07:12 PM

because it sinned against our lord jesus, same reason everyone gets it

Dixie Oct 19th, 2008 09:23 PM

Willie,
Willie,
On the wall.
The most beautiful beard of them all.
Who shot JR?

executioneer Oct 19th, 2008 11:04 PM

elpila did

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2008 01:50 AM

Dear Willie,

What was your first avatar?

executioneer Oct 21st, 2008 02:32 AM

i think it was a picture of me in a hat with pig ears and nose on

Tadao Oct 21st, 2008 02:48 AM

HEY WILLIE!

WHAT DID THE JERKS DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH?

executioneer Oct 21st, 2008 05:25 AM

they didnt get stabbed enough

Grislygus Oct 22nd, 2008 06:00 PM

Dear Willie:



Why does the Caged Bird Sing, and why won't that other guy tell us in the title, is he smug or something, does he just think he's the shit

Sam Oct 22nd, 2008 08:27 PM

Wille, do you want to go see Stella with me?

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 589652)
Dear Willie:



Why does the Caged Bird Sing, and why won't that other guy tell us in the title, is he smug or something, does he just think he's the shit

the caged bird sings because it is marking its territory or to attract a mate, idk why that needs a whole damn book it sounds like a scam to me

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 589675)
Wille, do you want to go see Stella with me?

mabey :( i missed out on hugs last time apparently :(

Big McLargehuge Nov 1st, 2008 05:07 PM

hey willie, where all the ladies at? cause i am lonely and i need a lady :(

Sacks Nov 1st, 2008 08:19 PM

Man you only think that. BUT I'LL LET WILLIE FIELD THIS ONE SINCE IT'S HIS THREAD AND ALL.

Big McLargehuge Nov 2nd, 2008 03:14 AM

i don;t mean "i need a lady" like "i need a lady :love" i mean "i need a lady" like "i need a lady :x"

Sacks Nov 2nd, 2008 08:41 AM

Oh ho ho :conspiracy

Big McLargehuge Nov 2nd, 2008 02:51 PM

shut the fuck up, not-willie >:

executioneer Nov 2nd, 2008 05:00 PM

The ladies are all in art shit, at least i HOPE those are ladies :x

Sacks Nov 3rd, 2008 07:34 PM

Oh ho ho :conspiracy

Tadao Nov 3rd, 2008 07:37 PM

Willie, What is the ideal pizza?

MetalMilitia Nov 3rd, 2008 07:42 PM

I would like to know this too.

executioneer Nov 5th, 2008 04:01 AM

pepperoni and jalapeno-garlic stuffed green olives (at least it was last week!)

Dimnos Nov 5th, 2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 592084)
pepperoni and jalapeno-garlic stuffed green olives (at least it was last week!)

Where do you get that? :love

glowbelly Nov 5th, 2008 12:49 PM

i'm gonna bet that he made it.
that sounds awesome, willie. i'm gonna make it minus the pepperoni.

executioneer Nov 6th, 2008 02:04 AM

i made one on half of a frenchbread, it was fab

Tadao Nov 6th, 2008 05:48 AM

Willie, can you point me in the right direction to create a streaming music playist that I can share with you fine folks?

executioneer Nov 6th, 2008 06:47 AM

wwwelll i used to just use winamp and shoutcast, but i don't know if that would still work or not

Grislygus Nov 6th, 2008 02:12 PM

Willie:

No matter how many awesome songs the Kinks made, how great can they really be, when they directly inspired some of the worst, vilest, and most insipid bands to pollute the nineties, such as Blur and Oasis?

executioneer Nov 6th, 2008 10:34 PM

i kinda like blur so i can't really give a straight answer to that ;_;

executioneer Nov 6th, 2008 10:35 PM

ok only song 2 but still i really like that song

Guitar Woman Nov 6th, 2008 11:44 PM

DEAR WILLIE:

Why do I turn into a nihilistic jackass this time of year

executioneer Nov 6th, 2008 11:58 PM

because your heart is two sizes too small

you need surgery pretty bad :(

Asila Nov 7th, 2008 12:06 AM

willie: why do these things happen?

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 7th, 2008 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 592451)
Willie:

No matter how many awesome songs the Kinks made, how great can they really be, when they directly inspired some of the worst, vilest, and most insipid bands to pollute the nineties, such as Blur and Oasis?


I really like Damon Albarn>:

executioneer Nov 8th, 2008 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 592553)
willie: why do these things happen?

i blame scientologists

Shrubfest Nov 8th, 2008 02:25 PM

Dear Willie, how do you tell your boyfriend he's useless and selfish and you want him to go away, without making him hate you for the rest of time because he's also really touchy?

Sam Nov 8th, 2008 02:44 PM

Dear Willie, will Shrubfest ever ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS THE MAN OF HER DREAMS?

Guitar Woman Nov 8th, 2008 03:32 PM

Dear Willie, what's the best way to pick up a girl after she's dumped her boyfriend?

DevilWearsPrada Nov 9th, 2008 04:05 PM

Dear Willie, what kind of doomsday device would I need to exterminate angry girlfriends, wacky stalkers, and smooth anime characters?


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