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executioneer Jun 29th, 2009 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 635766)
Dear Willie,
If you are standing still in fear of being eaten by a t-rex is he able to smell you?

yes but they smell using their tongue so carry pepper spray so if he gets close enough to target with smell you can blind him in the mouth AND face at the same time

Evil Robot Jun 29th, 2009 10:56 PM

when can jixby come back?

executioneer Jun 29th, 2009 11:10 PM

anytime he wants to

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 30th, 2009 01:13 AM

Dear Willie,

Is there any wrong time to Hibbity Jibbity a girl?

executioneer Jun 30th, 2009 04:14 AM

when she's got the hiccups!

Sam Jun 30th, 2009 08:36 PM

DEAR WILLIE, did you read today's achewood? I love Phillipe

executioneer Jun 30th, 2009 10:25 PM

YEAH

i liked yesterdays when he was being delighted by the moonwalk, too

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2009 10:43 PM

Dear Willie,

Did you <3 Danny Tatom?

executioneer Jun 30th, 2009 10:44 PM

um i think <3 might be going a little far but i think he's a cool ddue

Evil Robot Jul 3rd, 2009 12:39 AM

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Fathom Zero Jul 3rd, 2009 01:03 AM

Dear Willie,

Fave Egyptian god?

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 636260)
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executioneer Jul 3rd, 2009 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 636262)
Dear Willie,

Fave Egyptian god?

horus i think! though thoth is pretty kewl too

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 4th, 2009 09:43 AM

Dear Willie,

I'm from New York where you can't buy fireworks so we drive to Pennsylvania. Now in PA I have to show my New York I.D. because if you're from PA it's illegal to buy them. Once you've proved you are not a PA resident you can proceed to buy fireworks in PA but have to take them out of the state within 3 days. Also you can't blow them off in PA. I have to then smuggle the fireworks back into NY without the toll agents noticing.

....I guess my question is what the heck?

(There are two awesome fireworks shop worth mentioning. One sells fireworks and karate supplies in the same store. The other sells fireworks and adult products in the same store.)

Fathom Zero Jul 4th, 2009 01:47 PM

Karate supplies, adult products, and fireworks.

It's like a Toys 'R Us for people like me.

executioneer Jul 4th, 2009 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 636385)
Dear Willie,

I'm from New York where you can't buy fireworks so we drive to Pennsylvania. Now in PA I have to show my New York I.D. because if you're from PA it's illegal to buy them. Once you've proved you are not a PA resident you can proceed to buy fireworks in PA but have to take them out of the state within 3 days. Also you can't blow them off in PA. I have to then smuggle the fireworks back into NY without the toll agents noticing.

....I guess my question is what the heck?

(There are two awesome fireworks shop worth mentioning. One sells fireworks and karate supplies in the same store. The other sells fireworks and adult products in the same store.)

my answer is the same as the question, what the heck?

Big McLargehuge Jul 4th, 2009 03:06 PM

Dear Willie,
Where do you buy yer fireworks?

executioneer Jul 4th, 2009 03:53 PM

well ususally i buy some from the squaxin island tribes and some from local big-tent-sellers but this year i drove down to the 'fireworks warehouse' in vancouver, wa, although i think that i won't next year cause they're kind of overpriced :/ it was fun to imagine the carnage that would have ensued from a stray spark, though

maybe i went to the wrong 'fireworks warehouse', though, since there's supposed to be like three of them

executioneer Jul 4th, 2009 03:57 PM

http://tntfireworkswarehouse.com/ that's the place i'm talking about

Big McLargehuge Jul 4th, 2009 07:14 PM

I get mine in mexico. They are more fun :x

executioneer Jul 6th, 2009 04:36 PM

indians are kind of like mexicans right

Evil Robot Jul 6th, 2009 09:28 PM

vibrating phone line, my fingers are portable?

Evil Robot Jul 6th, 2009 09:29 PM

WHY IS ACHIMP CANADIAN?

executioneer Jul 6th, 2009 09:29 PM

YOUR RINGTONE IS YOUR HEARTBEAT

executioneer Jul 6th, 2009 09:30 PM

BECAUSE CANADA LOVES CRIMINAL MASTURBATORS


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