Why is this only person showing this that fucking sack of cum Glenn Beck?

Oh yeah, liberal bias in the media. I forgot. That and the fake apology Etheridge gave.

I like how he claims to have a right to know who they are. :lol

Politicians just bug me, man. There's no one out there for me.

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Randy Johnson thinks Etheridge went too far :lol

I am not one to encourage filing assault charges for trivial encounters, but in this case I say the student should file assault charges. Only way these politicians will learn they can't act like that is if everyone blows the whistle on them for everything

I think there's something deeper than that, though. I though representatives were supposed to represent their constituency. But it's not the case anymore. It really isn't.

That would be the start of some change, if the students didn't just sit with his fake-ass apology.

It hasn't been the case since the introduction of lobbyists to Washington

I woulda wound up my left fist and slugged the guy, though. I'd give anything to say I got to punch a congressman.

I'm with you, though I would have been gentlemanly about it.

"Congressman, you have 3 seconds to remove your hand before I remove your balls. Get me?"

Then the ass whipping would have commenced in earnest :lol

Wow. That was a lot more extreme than I expected. I expected it to be college students, but they sounded like highschoolers.

Dick.

It ain't recent, but the Seattle cop video that people are going batshit crazy over reminded me of this. Fucking hysterical.

There's never a situation where you should put your hands on a cop, ladiez.

It's all fun and equal rights till someone slaps a bitch back :lol

Slappin' gypsies. Read this palm, bitch.

OMG that was great. What the fuck did you expect to happen when you go pushing and slapping a cop. :lol

Oh my.

I'd vote for Gary Brooks Faulkner if he ran for president in 2012.

He's the kind of go-getter we need, yeh?

Killer. :lol

He's no more insane than anyone else in Washington

i wonder what was going through that dudes head.

KGB

AFFAIUR

SOME OTHER GUILTYFACED GUILT

I remember a semi-serious discussion (it may have been in this forum) about how to combat terrorism - one suggestion was to go up into the Ozarks or in the wilds of Montana, get a load of Hillbillies or Freemen, give them all free passage to Afghanistan or Pakistan, and tell them all that it's open season on terrorists. And they get to eat what they kill.

It would probably be a more effective plan than the one currently in deployment. Illegal, but effective. :(

What if, instead of Freemen and Hillbillies, you called them "civilian contractors"?

It's worked out well so far.

:rimshot

reward's up to $27 million when you add in the $2M from the pilots' association.

that's a lot of skoal...

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm

Worked for Blackwater.

THAT WAS MY RIMSHOT WORTHY POINT

I got an assist!

Just call me Obviousman ... Sorry FZ :(

In other news, Joran van der Sloot is INSANE! Just ask his mother:

"She said he suffered severe psychological distress at the early death of his father, for which he blamed himself, she said, without giving further details."

Pathological lying apparently runs in the family.

Yeah. I never really liked the guy but he voted the way I wanted him to on a lot of issues. Guess I have to vote his ass out now. :(

Click on the text on this site. :eek
http://joebartonwouldliketoapologize.com/

Hahah. Guy's a scumbag and kudos to the Peruvian president for saying that they would not deport him under any circumstances and that he'd go to Peruvian jail for a crime in Peru. I don't know exactly, but if Peru's prisons are the same as just about any other South American country's, then the local population is gonna have lots of fun with that pretty boy. At least, until they stab him.

You can put you dick in a stab wound.

That is FUCKING AWESOME. :lol

I hope they send his ass to Cuzco where they march em out into the yard nude every day to hose em down and hand out the morning beatings.


Quite possibly NSFW?

Isabella Rosselini is so strange :lol

Anti rape condom.

I'm sure a pair of scissors would work, honestly.

Yeah I dont see how its going to "clasp even tighter". Its not a Chinese wang trap.

:lol

That anti-rape condom must have been inspired by that teeth in the vagina movie

EDIT: Also, anti-rape is a bit of a misnomer. I would call it more of a rape punishment condom. It doesn't actually prevent unwanted penetration, it merely punishes for it.

I would think that a man crazy enough to rape a woman would probably just kill her after getting caught in that. Seriously is his first reaction to run away or get enraged?

His first reaction is to scream in anguish as several tiny barbs embed themselves into his engorged penis.

The details of recent discussion make my penis sad (and by that I mean the graphic description of penis injury)

I've never been bothered by thoughts of harm coming to my glorious penis.

Wait, is this thing just a condom with barbs inside it?


How's it going to stay open and ready to receive after it's inserted?

I think it's made out of a stiff polymer, like polycarbonate, which is more rigid than latex. (and much more difficult to remove just with scissors.) And, while you might think that the first reaction would be to kill the woman, remember what is actually being stuck by many needles is his schlong - I think the guy's first reaction will be to lie on the ground screaming like a little girl.

i just hope there aren't any accidents/nights of spontaneity.

:(

In the future, the barbs contain tranquilizers.

men need a condom that sends a robot hand inside of the womans vagina to disarm the bomb

Rapex is pretty old, I heard of that thing about a year ago actually. I think the problem I had with it then is that yeah, like Evil Robot says; after your penis gets barbed then you just cut the rape victim to ribbons in a fit of anger :\


BREAKING NEWS!

Just five minutes ago the deputy prime minister has demanded a ballot for the leadership of the party, and analysts have stated that Kevin Rudd (the current Prime Minister of Australia and ex-Milky Bar Kid child actor) will most definitely lose the vote within the Labor party. So by tomorrow morning it looks like Australia will have a new Prime Minister. A girl one.



And a ranga. :eek

:rave:rave:rave:rave:rave:rave

Hahaha.

The PM should ask his brother Paul for an endorsement.

She looks like an angry Reba McIntyre.

EDIT: I mean that in a good way. :\

I think shes a MILF

I got Jodie Foster vibes a little.

I don't like her, and she's got a very annoying voice. I preferred Kev; in fact I thought he was better than anyone else that could have been in the position but I guess them's the breaks.

She's our new PM and she got there by stabbing the previous guy in the back. It's hardly a good sign of things to come.

So in other words, she did what the guys do to each other on a regular basis.

Same person, different naughty parts.

I'm not issuing a blanket-like on her just because she's redheaded, mind you. If I did that I'd have to rethink relations with half of my family. I don't know as much about her as you do, that's all.

she looks like a crazy cunt

Well what I am saying is we didn't get to vote her in as PM, which is legal but not entirely reassuring. People thought that there was the chance of it happening some time in the future back when the election was still on in 07, but we were assured by the Labor party at the time that the person that was elected by "the Australian people" was going to be the Prime Minister that we got, rather than one selected by conspiring backbenchers at a later date. It did happen and it's a bit shit.

I think it was dumb from a political point of view as well, because it makes the Labor party look like big arseholes for ousting one of their own, when their major draw card in politics is the fact that they are the smaller arseholes out of the two major parties. Plus they always bagged the Liberal party out for having so many leadership changes, and always said theirs was the stable party.

Might as well switch to Liberal now sounds like. :\

Don't get me wrong, I'd rather have Labor and Julia Gillard than Liberal and Tony 'Mad Monk' Abbott any day, but yeah, I think Labor will lose a lot of people that for some reason want a PM that they vote for.

So why did they boot out they guy the people voted for anyway? Was there a reason beyond this new chick wanting power?

Anyone up for oil surfing? :\

I thought that looked delicious, like the leftover stuff after I pan-fry a pork loin.

If you lit it on fire and THEN surfed it... well, I don't think I need to tell you how good that would be.

Kevin Rudd has had the highest approval ratings in Australian history, but it's been declining ever since he started, and just before he was booted they were down to 30% or something. He is a liar and back flips on promises just like every other MP, but some people in Labor didn't think they could win next years election if things continued to slide. PLUS Julia Gillard wanted to be Empress of Australia.

I honestly don't think he was/is the worst out there. I still don't like him though.

http://consumerist.com/2010/06/chica...eme-court.html

yay lemme do a little constitutional right dance

When I first saw that today I thought it was going to go the other way and we would be loosing some handgun rights. Well by "we" I mean all of you not living here in gun happy Texas. :lol

I'm also in Texas at the moment. You best believe everyone's got a gun.

We would sooner outlaw our trucks than our guns.

We'd outlaw faggots before either of those, though.

Just in time to shoot bullets in the air for July 4th!

I am thinking of purchasing another gun soon. I am leaning toward something like this:

http://www.midwesthuntersoutlet.com/...;2BJDyOLrQE%3D

Guns scare me. I'd much rather defend myself using my wits and duct tape, like MacGyver.

RUSSIAN SPY RING UNCOVERED IN USA


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...IA-agents.html

Of course, it wont hurt economic ties between the two nations, but to be honest I doubt anything would upset economic ties between anyone anymore.

I think this spy ring is a ruse to make the CIA think that they have put a stop to Russian espionage. The real spy ring is still doing it's job.

From what I heard, they were pretty shitty spies, too. Obviously if they got caught.

That family with the two little girls is depressing :( It's like the Rosenbergs all over again.

Except the Rosenbergs actually got information.

I like how they are reffering to the attractive one as a 'femme fatale'. Like she's ever killed anyone before. :rolleyes.


Another possibility on why they didn't actually do anything is that maybe they were remnants of an old spy mission that Moscow just forgot about, so they were living it up in the US getting paid in dollars. Or, possibly, they were just crap.

California Campground Squirrel Tests Positive for Plague


http://www.emaxhealth.com/1506/calif...ositive-plague

OH YEAH!

^ Wow, the plague is no fucking good. Next thing you know someone is going to get polio.

IT'S ZOMBIE TIME!

I thought all our plagues had names beyond "plague"?

They do, the article mentions bubonic, pneumonic, and septicemic.

I mean I thought "plague" was just a generic term, like "disease".

But instead, it's like "flu". And I learned something today.

I always thought "plague" reffered to "the plague", as in the Black Death, as in the bubonic plague. Plague.

The plague and the pill have are not the only plagues or pills. :rolleyes

Plague has been in the California mountains for like ever. I remember when I was in school watching a news story (because my Medical Anthropology professor was a lazy bastard and didn't lecture, just made us watch tapes of whatever medical stories were in the news) of a marmot or something that bit a schoolteacher's cat and gave her pneumonic plague somehow.

from what i remember in that article the plague is all caused by one type of bacteria called the yellowbeard pest. Bubonic, septicetic and the other ones just describe where the yellowbeard infection is.

you need to get on wikipedia and make sure they know that.

"I'm gonna make you eat both your own buttocks!"

:lol

I'm sure that they already know that.

look my suspicions confirm it:

THE PLAGUE!

"The plague? Bah. Nonsense."

Our town's BP station just went out of business. Like, within the past 48 hours they went from in business to completely deserted.

I'm sure everyone showed them, except that people are probably unknowingly buying gas from a BP refinery at any one of their favorite stations.

Yes, what they're really doing is preventing a number of local people from making money providing a service to the community.

BP is really feeling the pinch from that one.