Yeah. I was telling my flatmates this smacks of China. If shit starts to go down, the US has other priorities, and that's not even mentioning the fact that there are already two other bullshit wars this country's involved in. There are plenty of terrible people we rely on that we wouldn't want to piss off.

And I was totally suggesting CIA assassins. It worked in Cuba, right?

Flatmates? WTF? Did you move to the isles or some shit?

What would you call people that live in your appartment? Appartmentmates?

Thats too long of a word, we don't have time for that kind of shit.

Roommates because I have never lived in a flat.

Why would you call peoplle roommates if they don't lve in your room?

I usually call mine useless.

Lol

fz wtf. you're from like nebraska. you don't have a mummy or a flat.

KIDS THESE DAYS

OKAY

and

= mangoes

i don't think the term has been used this way ever in the course of recorded history

you are dumb

ps start adding more vowels to your words, anglophile

You do it that way so people wont mistake you for a limey.

Chojin you make me fustrated.

you mean froustrated

fustratin', dawg. You axin' for a whoopun.

Don't do that.

bitches just h8 cuz they aint

There is a broken chair at work, so someone has written "Brocken" on it. Obviously I laughed at their stupidity, and the person that wrote it got angry and argued with me that that's just how they spell it in America, and his mother is from America so she should know.

well it is NOW, if i have anything to say about it

That's the Mid-Western spelling, Arkansas dialect.

Brocken? Broken chicken?




?

That's a duck or a goose.

Broken fowl is broken fowl.

http://www.fox8.com/news/ktla-manson...,5834967.story

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Manson's been in prison that long and the most creative place he could think of to hide something was under his mattress?

Should of hid it in his beard.

http://www.gaylesbiantimes.com/?id=17277


:hypno:hypno:hypno:hypno:hypno:hypno:hypno

KAHL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO, BILL'S TRANNY DIED. :(

:(:(:(:tear

I can't tell if he died of that, uhh, pneumonia or not.

wait. how did he die? do people just kick it at age 30 naturally? how does that happen? :(

Bill gave it Hep C. :tear

OR BECAUSE sHE WAS A BROWNS FAN.

Also, we're never going to find out what happened to kahljorns camera.

They made an ice hotel with Tron wires in Jukkasjärvi

fucking liberal cocksuckers >:

http://reason.com/blog/2010/12/10/su...ry-fast-food-b

EDIT: But I forgot, it is :california

You also have no idea what you are talking about.

it does seem kind of like a dumb idea, though

how about instead of banning new unhealthy fastfood places, make it EASIER for people to get healthy food, you fucks

I don't know why I bother getting irritated anymore. :(

omg was that OUR HANNA BARBERA?

People can always walk 2 more blocks at the most for at least another 4 major fast food places. What they are trying to do is stop the onslaught of minimum wage jobs created by corporations with a shit ton of money who can out bid anyone for land.

yeah boo to minimum wage jobs, boooooo

they should only let six figure jobs in

Yeah, I see your point. Having more fast food restaurants per block can only turn out to be a good thing. What was I thinking. Why should kids have a job that won't try to force them to quit after one year. Oh ans fuck all those people who are over 20 and need a job, they should have saved up all their pennies.

they should have tried suicide first

or left

Both of those options are very popular here. Some other great choices are gangs and the selling of drugs.

My buddy Shazam deals X here and he makes some nice scratch. I wouldn't deny anyone such a profession.

they should nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure

YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Zhukov, whats the controversy around Mikhail Khodorkovsky's conviction? From what I can tell people are against simply because the Russian government is for it? Nothing I have read will tell me why people are upset about it. Does the prosecution just have no evidence or something?

I merely hoping you know more about this than I. :\

I've got no idea. The name rang a bell and I had to google to remind me, but I really don't know much about him at all. Is he up for something new? It's him vs the Russian government - there can't be anything honest on either side.

I did know that he is a great supporter of the new Russian communist party, but they are all racists and theists, so I wont bother arguing in his defence.

All I know is he is supposed to be one of the richest men in Russia big in petroleum. They accused him of embezzlement, took him to trial, found him guilty and now people are pissed at the Russian government.

Sounds like the Russian people are becoming american conservative republicans. GO BIG MONEY!

:lol

BIG MONEY BIG MONEY NO WHAMMY

Russia too drunk, too fly.

http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/story...03411&catid=37


"CHEEKTOWAGA(Da Buffalo airport), NY - Team Russia is now spending more time in Buffalo after being kicked off their flight early Thursday morning for being drunk. The team is now sobering up at the Days Hotel while they make new flight arrangements.
According to police, the players were thrown off of a Delta flight scheduled to leave Buffalo-Niagara International Airport because members of the team were intoxicated. At that point the team and their equipment were removed from the aircraft.
The team was shuttled to the Days Hotel on Genesee Street to sober up area after their flight took off. The team general manager remains at the airport trying to figure out a new flight out of Buffalo for the players.
2 On Your Side was alerted to the story when the wife of a witness on the plane said the players appeared to be intoxicated.
Russian team officials had no comment."

AMERICANS ARE SUCH FUCKING PUSSIES SOMETIMES. JOHN WAYNE MUST BE GLAD TO BE DEAD.

Silly Russians. Dont they know your get drunk ON the plane. :rolleyes

So birds are dying everywhere, officially. There's a bunch in Italy, now, and there's probably plenty of other cases in places where there've been unreported incidents. At least, I'd be willing to bet there are. So, without taking any effort to plot out a map or taking any effort to research and back up my points, I'd say it could be one of many reasons. Or a combination. There could be some mad scientist that decided to release a disease/toxin/whathaveyou into the air, letting the winds carry it along the jet stream and possibly even having it settle in the massive bodies of water where all these fish are dying off.

Of course, it could also be some superbug that's causing mass die-offs. Birds and fish are the weakest of the vertebrates, and I suspect that the CDC and EPA and a bunch of other three-letter organizations are dissecting and autopsying the fuck out of every one of these corpses, looking for all sorts of crazy known organisms, as well as contaminants and whatever - even though they've yet to announce anything. Or perhaps they have in the past hour or two and I don't know it yet. In any event, the absence of evidence is evidence in and off itself, no? That just opens up the possibility of it being something unknown.

So yeah, I pretty much just watched the Screwfly Solution.

Also, 15,000 lbs of beef fat escaped from a holding container and took a swim in the Houston Ship Channel. It looks totally gross.

AND 24 HOURS AGO YOU ALL POO POOED ME.

i thought you were into getting poo pooed though

Only if I'm under a glass table.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110107/...ife_fact_check

I actually knew this already guyz, but it's more fun to think it's mad scientists.

But I'm still dumb as shit for forgetting my zoology and buying into hysteria. :\

i still think it's lord voldemort

Yeah, this is still nothing to worry about. The best thing to do would be to ignore it.

rah rah paranoia rah rah rah

I would say that pollution killing off masses of animals on a regular basis is something to worry about.

No way dude, that's panic talk. Just go with it.

I have poker face stuck in my head now. >:

it's not just pollution, overpopulation, disease and unusually cold weather mass-kilsl birds off all the damn time

Like I said, they're the weakest of the vertebrates. Adverse conditions are likely to affect them more. It could be that the global climate is colder than usual this time of year.

http://www.nwhc.usgs.gov/science_feature/

also:

http://www.nwhc.usgs.gov/publication...1995_qtr_3.jsp

OGMF TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND GEESE AND OTHER WATERFOWL DIED BACK IN 1995, DID ANYONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT

NO, BECAUSE THERE WASNT SOME BULLSHIT MAYAN CALENDAR FAKE APOCALYPSE PREDICTED IN 1996

thats not necessarily true some christians thought the millenium might be the end of the world :O

Some christians wackos think the world is going to end every day. They are talking about it more this time around because the crazies can get together and come up with crazier idea over the twitter and the facyspacy and what nots.

yeah but it wasnt 1999 it was 1995

people wouldn't have given a shit about this in 2006, either

prolly cause people were too busy still focusing on how 9/11 was a sign of the end-times :lol

I would have cared. :(

i care SOME but you know, shit happens :( what're you gonna do, tell the rednecks not to shoot off cannons on new years and july 4th, or make sure birds dont eat from botulism-infected food or drink from avian cholera-infected water

I heard the birds all died from darius kasparaitis.

they died from darius ruckerus

they died from neglect

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/08/...pt=T1&iref=BN1

We've got some sick people in this country.

man that guy has got some mental problems

This is one of the representatives who was on Sarah Palin's hit list those years ago for being against America or some shit, if you remember the image of the cross-hairs focusing in on where they live. Everyone on that list has been getting vandalized and harassed ever since, and this seemed to be inevitable. The violent rhetoric in this country is scaring people without good cause other than to push their own political views, and it is making the crazy people out there dangerous.

I miss the good old days when militia groups and white terrorists were thought as silly.

so this dude got harassed or something?

Iw as wondering cause in his picture he looked sorta normal ;/

My facebook has been all "CONGRESSWOMAN GOT SHOT, DEMOCRATS VS. REPUBLICANS DEMOCRATS VS. REPUBLICANS"

the shit he posted on the internet doesn't look normal, it looks more like something from the time cube website

:lol

oh

he may have gotten brain damage from when he alcohol-poisoned himself

Pretty serious flooding in Queensland. Apparently it's the worst in recorded history, according to the premier.

:(

Just before the floods it was locusts, and just before the locusts it was drought. These Queenslanders do nothing but complain.

Next will be boils. :eek

And birds will drop right out of the sky.

So I came across this ground breaking news today.

Antibiotics speed up recovery from ear infections

Curing new things every day these scientists are. :fart

You know, that article is actually about not taking antibiotics. Which is bullshit. If I was prescribed the proper medication when I was 2-4 years old, I wouldn't still be getting chronic ear infections.

I am waiitng for......
 

I am waiitng for......News headlines.

Don't worry, there will be one tomorrow morning.

I am waiiting for......your ban for being a spambot.