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Tadao Sep 7th, 2015 01:04 AM

It would probably just make you sick till the fireman arrives and puts your 3rd degree burned ass in an ambulance.

Otto Sep 7th, 2015 12:47 PM

Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share with that psychiatric hospital orderly whose face I slashed open 3 years ago.

zeldasbiggestfan Sep 7th, 2015 01:42 PM

Oh, you.

Otto Sep 7th, 2015 05:27 PM

The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

Tadao Sep 8th, 2015 02:23 AM

Haven't you seen the Disorderlies?

SuperYuriGagarin Sep 8th, 2015 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 771048)
The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

i think you're confusing orderlies with kamen rider henchmen

Otto Sep 9th, 2015 02:32 PM

Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The orderlies, the muscle they use to keep the unruly nuts in check are always wearing bow ties with their names embroidered on their shirts. Prime example: one flew over the cuckoo's nest.


Always appreciatea a Kamen Rider reference, though.

Colonel Flagg Sep 9th, 2015 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771043)
I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.

I thought you did that once before, with a young lass from NC who posted an ill-advised selfie in a rest room.

Hilarity ensued.

Tadao Sep 9th, 2015 06:53 PM

Oh I think I did. Did I cover her face with Brak? MB it was Pub.

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2015 07:17 PM

:blah

Spoilers!

Colonel Flagg Sep 10th, 2015 01:33 PM

Thanks for that.

BTW anyone hear from Kit lately?

Tadao Sep 10th, 2015 03:24 PM

I you build a hockey thread she will cum.

MarioRPG Sep 12th, 2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771060)
:blah

Got a laugh out of me. :lol

Tadao Sep 13th, 2015 09:01 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 19th, 2015 03:31 AM

or that blond girl. what the hell was her name?

Pub Lover Sep 19th, 2015 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766613)
I'm so tired of you fags, I'm on a quest to bring the ladies back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 766655)
ugh

..

Tadao Sep 19th, 2015 04:52 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Sep 20th, 2015 10:10 PM

That's my granddaughter you pervs. >:

Tadao Sep 21st, 2015 11:20 AM

Somehow I suspected that.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2015 04:06 PM

Quote:

Today's Birthdays

Qeklouv, Peavobril, Spaxaghun, Vukosnay, Skasmeas, umop apisdn, XMoltresX (23)
What is the deal with today then?


Spoilers!

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771028)
This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit

Hey buddy. You seem to have forgotten that you posted all of those pictures in this thread. ;)

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2015 12:55 PM

Currently the most popular thread on this forum is you guys all roleplaying ZBF's suicide party. :rolleyes :eek

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 2nd, 2015 11:48 PM

Bring your own ropes, bitches.

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 2nd, 2015 11:49 PM

We got sandwiches goddamnit >:

Tadao Oct 6th, 2015 01:58 PM

ONE FUCKING JOB!


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