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Perndog Dec 19th, 2008 12:54 AM

Eastern European chicks are hot
 
Most of the casino and wait staff where I work are from places like Belarus, Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia, and Romania. I want to nail about 70% of them.

Discuss.

Sam Dec 19th, 2008 01:34 AM

Do it?

Esuohlim Dec 19th, 2008 02:10 AM

I AGREE PERNDOG

THEY DON'T AGE WELL SO BE CAREFUL PAL

Perndog Dec 19th, 2008 02:28 AM

Yeah, I dump 'em when they turn 35.

Sam Dec 19th, 2008 02:32 AM

What if they were all MILF-y?

kahljorn Dec 19th, 2008 03:16 AM

THATS THE POINT THEY DONT BECOME MILFS THEY AGE LIKE I DONT KNOW ROBIN WILLIAMS WHEN HE PLAYED A CHILD

kahljorn Dec 19th, 2008 03:16 AM

JACK

Esuohlim Dec 19th, 2008 03:48 AM

Yeah so get em while they're five or six :liquidstatik

Perndog Dec 19th, 2008 06:23 AM

Esuohlim went for the pedophile joke.

This thread is FINISHED. Someone lock it.

Tadao Dec 19th, 2008 02:49 PM

I wanna be a person who posts after someone says thread lock!

derrida Dec 19th, 2008 11:01 PM

It comes down to selection pressure. Those countries have lost so many men in a panoply of 20th century conflicts that the survivors, REMFs and members of the officer corps (with their soft skin and delicate features) essentially had their "pick of the litter," relegating any female lower than a 7 to permanent spinsterhood.

Of course, as mentioned above, a debilitating mayonnaise and sour cream dependency renders even the most waxen of babes grotesque caricatures of the female form by age 30.


edit: THREAD LOCKED

Perndog Dec 20th, 2008 12:23 AM

Ok, since the thread is now dead, you weren't supposed to continue posting, and I shouldn't continue replying, but...

"Waxen" is not the word I typically use to describe attractive women. But maybe I'm unusual like that.

Cap'n Crunch Dec 30th, 2008 12:52 PM

every girl from belarus i've ever talked to is seriously so sexy. it is so unfair to normal girls.

LordSappington Dec 30th, 2008 01:00 PM

Indian girls, man; as in the country. When they're ugly, they're ugly. But when they're HOT.... damn.

Perndog Dec 31st, 2008 03:45 AM

There was a cute Indian woman on my last ship, but she talked so funny none of us Americans could take her seriously. She was in charge of training and she always had to talk about the company's "wizion statement" at meetings.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 31st, 2008 04:55 AM

Eastern europeans, meh...I've had 2 different foreign exchange students at my school from ukraine and the czech republic that had moustaches. they were girls.

Cap'n Crunch Dec 31st, 2008 07:42 AM

doubt that, liar. indian girls aren't too hot. can't get into brown nipples.

Zhukov Jan 1st, 2009 02:40 AM

I met an Indian couple a few years back, and stayed at their house while we ate cheese and listened to Hindi pop songs. They were the most beautiful man and woman I have ever seen, and that was the last I saw of them.

Perndog Jan 1st, 2009 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 605177)
Eastern europeans, meh...I've had 2 different foreign exchange students at my school from ukraine and the czech republic that had moustaches. they were girls.

I said only most of them are hot. They send the ugly ones to your school.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2009 05:08 PM

i was reading dosteovsky the other day and he totally talked about how ALL PARTAKERS OF RUSSIAN BEAUTY KNOW THAT IT GOES TO SHIT AT 30

he also talks a lot about kissing women's feet was it common for russian men to kiss womens feet or is that just to show how desperate people are or does he have a foot fetish or something?

LordSappington Jan 10th, 2009 07:04 PM

I'd bet on the fetish.


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