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noob3 Feb 8th, 2007 03:38 AM

yeah you missed the magic

noob3 Feb 8th, 2007 03:39 AM

fuck i mockery

noob3 out

:> caw

SKATERMONKEY Feb 8th, 2007 03:40 AM

ive always said that gw sucks in any language, but I never really meant it literally... but good work

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 03:40 AM

im que pasa casi tres días de ningún sueño, así que deja su bitchin.. hehe

SKATERMONKEY Feb 8th, 2007 03:42 AM

what is that? spanish?

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 03:45 AM

Sì, ma non questo è.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 8th, 2007 03:47 AM

you don't look spanish.

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 03:52 AM

im not an that was italian

SKATERMONKEY Feb 8th, 2007 04:02 AM

oh. well what do I know? I love itallian food and Itallian movies but thats where it ends for me.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2007 08:53 AM

Hahaha I can't read any of that.

liquidstatik Feb 8th, 2007 09:29 AM

I'VE BEEN SITTIN HEERRE, CAN'T GETCH OFFA MY MIND
TRY MY BEST TO BE A MANN AND BE STRONG
I DROVE MYSELF INSANE, WISHIN I COULD TOOOUCH YOUR FACE
THE TRUUTH REMAAINS

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 09:31 AM

I think danny has gone crazy :/

liquidstatik Feb 8th, 2007 09:36 AM

i was singin a song ;<

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 09:36 AM

aww is it for me ;) ha

liquidstatik Feb 8th, 2007 09:38 AM

if you ride my d*ck, maybe ;<

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 09:41 AM

Damn cutie your sure know how to charm a grl.

If you asked nicely maybe .. haha

liquidstatik Feb 8th, 2007 09:45 AM

haha it works in real life :x

liquidstatik Feb 8th, 2007 09:46 AM

time for breakfast! ;o

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 09:51 AM

time for sleep.. danny check ur messages sometime.
<3

Womti Feb 8th, 2007 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 468824)
i don't know, grrl. i've yet to see a reason to ignore anyone ;o

:chatter

Grislygus Feb 8th, 2007 10:28 AM

Well, dune buggying today is a no go, the guy who actually has one is sick. 'Course, he didn't bother telling anyone until we showed up at his house.

Noodles Feb 8th, 2007 10:31 AM

I do-ith good deeds!

Noodles Feb 8th, 2007 10:31 AM

Im always the page-break :(

Womti Feb 8th, 2007 10:32 AM

that's usually good.

Womti Feb 8th, 2007 10:36 AM




oh and btw anyone who has photoshop could you edit this I'm sure it would make for some hilarious page breaks ;<

Noodles Feb 8th, 2007 10:43 AM

Your right this conversation is now about PEPTO-BISMOL (or however you spell that)

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2007 10:59 AM

since all the people on this page have been ignored I guess i'll have to continue from the last page

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2007 11:01 AM

hahahah well fuck that

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2007 11:04 AM

ok later dudes

Grislygus Feb 8th, 2007 11:05 AM

Later.

Goat Cheese Feb 8th, 2007 02:24 PM

Seven Force we hardly knew thee.

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2007 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 468949)
A whole lot of you fucking suck, you know that right?

Yeah. ;(

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 04:35 PM

is sucking a bad thing :/

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2007 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WHAT (Post 469186)



oh and btw anyone who has photoshop could you edit this I'm sure it would make for some hilarious page breaks ;<

:notfunny

Noodles Feb 8th, 2007 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 469272)
is sucking a bad thing :/

I think it depends on what you suck at...:\

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 04:53 PM

But what if you suck good?

Noodles Feb 8th, 2007 04:59 PM

You'l get paid more...

Womti Feb 8th, 2007 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 469278)
:notfunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by WHAT (Post 469186)
could you edit this

edit
fathom zero no shit

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 05:04 PM

:rock maybe if im lucky my pimp will give me a raise of 50 cents!

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2007 05:31 PM

lol @ What because he's a dick.

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 05:39 PM

lol @ fathom for useing 'LOL'

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2007 06:15 PM

what sucks dicks for cocaine and that's why he's on my ignore list

i dont want that powder/goo mixture on my monitor

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2007 06:16 PM

just like that soap they have at my job :x

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2007 06:19 PM

god i hope it is soap

its green like soap

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2007 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 469291)
Pub your a dirrty whore anyways sweetie :love

No.

You can say hell of bad things about me and they be pretty close to truth, but Dirty Whore will not be describing me at all.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2007 06:29 PM

green semen, maybe.

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 06:29 PM

Seven, your blowing coke all over your computer screen? what soap?

Rongi Feb 8th, 2007 06:31 PM

lenor you really need to shut up

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 06:31 PM

pub I was jokeing ... sorry :/

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 06:32 PM

not a possability

Rongi Feb 8th, 2007 06:33 PM

whatever, eventually you'll wander off into obscurity for a couple months.

Seven Force Feb 8th, 2007 06:36 PM

I'm sorry but all this is fucking hilarious. :(

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 06:40 PM

Sorry rong, your going to have to deal with it until after the mockwars end this time.

No rest for the wicked

Rongi Feb 8th, 2007 06:41 PM

i'm sure your attention span wont let you last that long

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2007 06:57 PM


Someone tell Rog to change his avatar, because I want to use this one.

Except I want it flashing 'mul-ti-pas' like my current one, & I'm not going to spend two hours doing that if I'm just going to look all asskissy. :(

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 07:16 PM

Rong, Usually that would be correct. Except I made a few promises, and got super powers.

Mockery Feb 8th, 2007 07:47 PM

No Pub, I'm not changing my avatar.

I'm on your internet. Reading your thread.

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2007 07:50 PM

:eek


..

Emu Feb 8th, 2007 08:15 PM

THAT'S the movie I wanted to buy. Shit.

Noodles Feb 8th, 2007 08:24 PM

Im wearing these slippers that make whater or whoever I touch get shocked...it hurts.

kahljorn Feb 8th, 2007 08:31 PM

you should sell your slippers on ebay.

or to the alternative energy industry.

bigtimecow Feb 8th, 2007 08:34 PM

lol mockery

executioneer Feb 8th, 2007 09:00 PM

hay folks how's this thread doing

Guitar Woman Feb 8th, 2007 09:01 PM

Willie I am going to photoshop your head onto bobby hill's body as per your request ok

Womti Feb 8th, 2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 469342)
what sucks dicks for cocaine and that's why he's on my ignore list

i dont want that powder/goo mixture on my monitor

shut the hell up. sucking dick and cocaine are two completely different things >:

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2007 09:46 PM

You don't have an addiction to the latter?

Womti Feb 8th, 2007 09:48 PM

yeah, you're a fucking tool

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2007 09:51 PM

I try.


Goat Cheese Feb 8th, 2007 09:54 PM

Oh fathom you never cease to make me laugh.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2007 09:57 PM

I'll try to take that as a compliment.

Goat Cheese Feb 8th, 2007 10:00 PM

Thanks alot now Lenor is going to think I'm a kiss-up!

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 11:10 PM

My severly apathetic self, really could care less what you do.

but you could stop copying me.

Grislygus Feb 8th, 2007 11:36 PM

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

That being said, you should stop copying her.

Guitar Woman Feb 9th, 2007 03:44 AM

The PC port of RE4 is being released without lighting, shaders, or bump mapping. What the hell.

Sethomas Feb 9th, 2007 04:50 AM

Isn't the whole "could care less" phrase one of Protoclown's pet-peeves? Because it's supposed to be "couldn't care less", lest it not make any sense at all?

Zomboid Feb 9th, 2007 09:27 AM

THANK YOU. That's something that annoys the fuck out of me and it amazes me how many people do it on a regular basis.

MetalMilitia Feb 9th, 2007 09:31 AM

I always thought "Could care less" was the American version. I've only ever seen it used by yanks.

I guess it's like saying "Give a fuck :rolleyes".

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2007 09:48 AM

No. "Could care less" falls into the same realm as "for all intensive purposes" and both are generally said by ignorant douchebags that shouldn't be talking in the first place.

Grislygus Feb 9th, 2007 11:15 AM

It originated as "Like I could care less", but people are lazy.

Goat Cheese Feb 9th, 2007 02:15 PM

well thanks Grisly I 'm going to take that nugget of info and tell the world.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 02:35 PM

I just sold GTA 3 for cigarette money ;<

noob3 Feb 9th, 2007 03:17 PM

i am smoking resin in celebration of passing my first basic math exam

on my 4th try

hurray

noob3 Feb 9th, 2007 03:19 PM

also, whoever invented the order of operations can suck my cock

MarioRPG Feb 9th, 2007 03:22 PM

Bedmas!

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 03:35 PM

lol nooob3, i'm making hash today or tomorrow ;o

noob3 Feb 9th, 2007 03:38 PM

more like smoook3 GOTTA GET HIGH GUYS :lol

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 03:41 PM

smoke one for me :x

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 03:41 PM

smoke 5 for me :O

noob3 Feb 9th, 2007 03:56 PM

i wish i could smoke 1

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 04:22 PM

i watched beerfest last night :x

it was aalright, i hope they really do make potfest ;o

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 04:27 PM

Guys, I don't like pot. :(

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 04:29 PM

probably because they have shitty pot where you live :O

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 04:38 PM

Yeah, that would be it. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 04:39 PM

what OTHER reasons would you have for not liking it :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2007 04:56 PM

It loosens his inhibitions.

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 469657)
what OTHER reasons would you have for not liking it :rolleyes

I hate that feeling that I've smoked to much, & then I flip out & then the whole thing is spoiled. ;(

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 469661)
It loosens his inhibitions.

Not so much. :sleep

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 05:08 PM

smoked too much?
what does that mean?

You do get bad pot :O "The whole thing is spoiled" GOOD weed lasts like an hour plus so unless you do flips for hours i dont see how you could spoil an entire high.

FUNNY TRUE STORY:
One time was smoking weed with one of my girlfriends friends and her boyfriend and then he walked into the other room and he suddenly started screaming, "help me HELP ME help ME" and when we went into the room he was chewing on his hat and he told his girlfriend to call an ambulance because of his heart or something.

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 05:08 PM

All you should eat more bacon. It's great.


Willie should eat less bacon, but he can still eat a little bacon. ;(

Womti Feb 9th, 2007 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 469653)
probably because they have shitty pot where you live :O


it's never the pot; always vdepends on the mood of whoever you're around. bad pot only gets you semi-high, but its still a good high


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