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MetalMilitia Mar 20th, 2008 10:39 AM

(pro-tip: pretend thanksgiving says page brak)

MetalMilitia Mar 20th, 2008 10:47 AM

Man what DIDN'T 1996 know how to express through the medium of animated gif

oops I better get back to work but first I'm going to smoke a cigar


MetalMilitia Mar 20th, 2008 10:53 AM

This is the most fantastic site on the internet:
http://www.artie.com/gif-anim.htm

Check out the animated backgrounds. They're guaranteed to make your homepage look BOSS.

Esuohlim Mar 20th, 2008 11:19 AM


Fathom Zero Mar 20th, 2008 01:29 PM


Sethomas Mar 20th, 2008 01:30 PM

Guys, I've lost somewhere around 50 pounds this year. Also, I have a new car. It's a really bitchin' convertible.

However, I still work a shitty job and right now I'm sick with something and I don't know what it is.

MetalMilitia Mar 20th, 2008 01:44 PM

I hope it's gif fever, because I've found the cure:


Supafly345 Mar 20th, 2008 01:45 PM



Zomboid Mar 20th, 2008 02:52 PM

hahahaha that first picture made me burst out in laughter. Where did you find that?

MetalMilitia Mar 20th, 2008 03:37 PM



!!

Zomboid Mar 20th, 2008 03:56 PM


MarioRPG Mar 20th, 2008 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 540805)
!!

Oh no! She's doomed!

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 04:50 PM



Jesus Christ

Esuohlim Mar 20th, 2008 04:58 PM



DEAL WITH IT

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 05:03 PM

NEVER








Waitaminute.



Krazy Kat :love

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:15 PM

So, I'm literally getting to watch paint dry right now.

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:17 PM

I done gone an missedcher birthday party, Pub :(

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2008 08:19 PM

I think your avatar is great & everytime I see it I for real lol, Gus. ;(

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:22 PM

I'm assuming you mean the NEW AND IMPROVED version

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2008 08:24 PM

It always takes me by surprise because the delay is so long.

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:27 PM

VICTORY



But seriously, people were pming me about it a day after I upgraded it, I'd figured it'd take you guys longer to see him

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:30 PM

That Nick guy pmed me with the exact amount of time between appearances

To the millisecond.

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:33 PM

One crime, two crime, three crime, FOUR crime

:eek

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:43 PM

Okay chatterboxes, I'll just finish this up myself

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:46 PM

Hammina

Hammina

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:47 PM

Edit: The FUCK? Whatever. Page rape.


Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:47 PM

End, goddammit

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:49 PM

So what, every page lasts twenty five posts except for this one

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:50 PM

On the plus side, everyone gets a whole row of glorious hitchcock action

executioneer Mar 20th, 2008 08:51 PM

if you just hit quick reply it doest show you the page break, you got it like five posts ago

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:53 PM

Goddam witchcraft.

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 20th, 2008 08:57 PM

The first time I saw Hitchcock, I thought I was going crazy or something :x

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 08:58 PM

WITCHCRAFT

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2008 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 540864)
So what, every page lasts twenty five posts except for this one

It is the nature of a broken page.

MarioRPG Mar 20th, 2008 09:08 PM

DEMON! Get an exorcist

Grislygus Mar 20th, 2008 09:26 PM

I'd hoped to finally opencanvas with MLE today, but I think I missed her :(

Ah well, I can doodle better in paint anyway, it has a fill bucket




Now, if I can just get a hold of an animator and the distribution rights to Bert Kaampfert's singles, I think I got myself a hit show here

ElPila666 Mar 20th, 2008 09:40 PM

If i have to choose someone to be president of the world, i choose Pub Lover to rule the world, he's the greatest :worship

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2008 10:08 PM

Oh man, I would be so scared that I'll screw up that I'd hand power to my VP right away.

I'd be all "Willie, it's your problem now. :hat"

executioneer Mar 20th, 2008 10:12 PM

yeah like i can be trusted with that kind of resposibility :lol

ElPila666 Mar 21st, 2008 01:19 AM


executioneer Mar 21st, 2008 01:33 AM

man what in the fuck is that even supposed tor epresent

is the dude creating, spinning and destroying that car with his mind or something

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2008 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 540780)
Guys, I've lost somewhere around 50 pounds this year. Also, I have a new car. It's a really bitchin' convertible.

However, I still work a shitty job and right now I'm sick with something and I don't know what it is.

What brand convertible? A BMW like the one you flipped into a bean field?

executioneer Mar 21st, 2008 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 540763)
Also someone recently exposed me to "I'd love to smash her pasty". I know what is means but what the hell could that possibly rhyme with?

smash her pasty = do the nasty?

executioneer Mar 21st, 2008 01:52 AM

i'd link to the urbandictionary article i found but it's got church of scientology ads all over it, ewww

ElPila666 Mar 21st, 2008 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 540943)
man what in the fuck is that even supposed tor epresent

is the dude creating, spinning and destroying that car with his mind or something

That's Sethomas remembering his car. :lol

BTW i have note a few new emoticons, i don't know what they mean :meat :bow:melt

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2008 01:55 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e_XzCR2MbrU

I love this album, I love this song, I love this music video.

I'm afraid for the decline of CDs, though. How 'bout you, out there?

ElPila666 Mar 21st, 2008 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 540948)
I'm afraid for the decline of CDs, though. How 'bout you, out there?

I hope science design music to inject into the veins

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2008 02:08 AM

Man, I want whatever you have.

ElPila666 Mar 21st, 2008 02:14 AM

I took Fanta plus Tang

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2008 02:17 AM

Is that a reference to something I forgot I said?

ElPila666 Mar 21st, 2008 02:46 AM


ElPila666 Mar 21st, 2008 03:23 AM

oh shit fuck samsung, Fathom i've got an orange tongue by now ;_;

Fat_Hippo Mar 21st, 2008 06:31 AM

Okay, what the hell is going on? First, there's been no snow whatesoever through the whole winter where I live, and now, in the end of March, there's tons of it. Stupid weather.

Esuohlim Mar 21st, 2008 02:10 PM

Snow is great and if you don't like it well you can just get out of America son

GADZOOKS Mar 21st, 2008 02:59 PM

He's in Switzerland :rolleyes :rolleyes

But yeah, a nice surprise waking up to see 3 inches of the white stuff. (That's what she said, right guys???)

It was nice of the NCAA to initiate a snow day for March Madness (RIGHT ALL MY SPORTS FORUM PEERS???)

I guess Spring is taking it's own break (RIGHT GUYS, TITS!).

I checked the calender, and yep, it's the Day after TOMORROW! (Right guys, Jake Gyllenhall????)

Esuohlim Mar 21st, 2008 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 540999)
He's in Switzerland :rolleyes :rolleyes

I was being facetious, irony police

GADZOOKS Mar 21st, 2008 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 541009)
I was being facetious, irony police

So was I, Irony SWAT :rolleyes

WhiteRat Mar 21st, 2008 05:01 PM

Snow Day? Pffft, you foolish northerners. Right now it's 67 degrees without a cloud in the sky.

PS - please ignore the fact that i was born and raised in Minnesota.

Supafly345 Mar 21st, 2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 540804)
hahahaha that first picture made me burst out in laughter. Where did you find that?

My girl finds them on livejournal.

ElPila666 Mar 21st, 2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 540822)


DEAL WITH IT

:rolleyes:

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2008 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 540960)
oh shit fuck samsung, Fathom i've got an orange tongue by now ;_;

Holy shit, dude, I did the same thing last Friday. I got a can of Tang and poured a third of it into a medium Burger King Orange Fanta. :eek

Great minds think alike, no?

I upped the ante with orange slices dipped into it, though.

Sam Mar 22nd, 2008 01:38 AM

Yeah but did you smoke a fat j of the chronic reefers?

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2008 01:55 AM

ok so i was scrolling up to the top to hit new posts and see if there was anything new and automatically clicked without seeing that there was an ad that said "wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales", and the page changed before it could go to whatever the rest of the ad was so then i hit back to see what it was all about and instead it had the pedegg ad that says "REMOVES CALLOUSED DRY SKIN" or w/e

IT MAKE ME LAUGH JAJAJAJAJ JIMMY WALES REMOVES DRY SKIN JAJAJAJAJAJ

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2008 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 541126)
Yeah but did you smoke a fat j of the chronic reefers?

Naw, man. I don't go for that. I go fo fists.

Sam Mar 22nd, 2008 03:13 AM

FACEFISTED

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2008 03:16 AM

One day, you'll know the feeling of what it is like to have knives in your bed. And your skin.

Sam Mar 22nd, 2008 03:17 AM

WILL IT BE CCCCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNN NGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN NNNNNNN

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2008 03:33 AM

IT'LL BE LIKE SPAAAACE FINGERRRRSSSZZZZ.

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2008 03:34 AM

you think orz *fingers* are *many bubbles*, but orz are just orz! stop being such a *silly* *camper*

MarioRPG Mar 22nd, 2008 08:19 AM

I just finished the worst shift I think I've ever had.

First, one of the oil vats' valve wouldn't close, so it was constantly draining (which makes it impossible to clean the other ones). Then, our sinks backed up, and somehow, so did the drain in the floor. So I was washing dishes (which makes it worse) in about an inch of disgusting "water" with BBQ sauce mixed into it.

...;_;

ElPila666 Mar 22nd, 2008 10:04 AM

Mario can fix pipes
:oneofthosedays

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2008 06:17 PM

I didn't know that Keanu Reeves was Canadian until I saw O Canada at Epcot.

Thanks, Disneyworld!

Sam Mar 22nd, 2008 06:48 PM

He used to be on some Canadian teen news show too!

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2008 08:55 PM

*enjoy the sauce*

ElPila666 Mar 22nd, 2008 09:07 PM

Did anyone saw an UFO or a flying sauce lately?

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2008 11:10 PM

yeah sure

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 02:10 AM

Watching Blazing Saddles.

It is the only DVD I own that I can just watch over & over.

I'm drinking whisky just like Jim.

I hope this isn't what death feels like.

bigtimecow Mar 23rd, 2008 02:26 AM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699310

now plz

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 02:31 AM

If there was a way for me to get artistic ability without any effort at all, then I would help out, Mister Cow.

Your last one was great, btw.

bigtimecow Mar 23rd, 2008 02:42 AM

ms paint!

and ty

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 02:48 AM



This was going to be my entry for the tentacle competition, but the computer I was working on has decided to block photobucket so I couldn't upload it.

By the time I was using a different computer, I was sober enough to know that I shouldn't use it at all.

MS Paint isn't my friend.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 02:54 AM

edit to the last post: You're welcome. :)

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 03:57 AM

Hey Zomboid, how are you doing?

Let's have a coversation, what with people reading this thread & not posting.

Let's hear about what you're up to.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoDrew (Post 541358)
Not to get a 'boo hoo' or some shit, but I posted one damn comment in the Philosophy/Politics board, one that was detailed, and some jerk (sspadowsky, I believe) joined the thread with one lame-ass comment probably copied from a 13 year-old goth girl's MySpace page.

I believe users like that are why some boards suffer when they could really be much more interesting for older users.

I could tell you why you're wrong. I could explain in detail.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 04:38 AM

I'm gonna be silly instead.

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 04:39 AM

i'm gonna give that guy so many infractions

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 04:39 AM

FUCK YOU, DREW!

Seriously, fuck you.

liquidstatik Mar 23rd, 2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 541350)
Hey Zomboid, how are you doing?

crying over something, i'm sure :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 541366)
i'm gonna give that guy so many infractions

That is what he deserves.

He deserves that so much.

So very much.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 541368)
crying over something, i'm sure :rolleyes

He isn't really a jerk, he just does it to spice up the forums.

Also, he merely chose the other way of dealing with all the crap.

As I can't beat it, I joined it.

He'll fight to the bitter end.

liquidstatik Mar 23rd, 2008 04:46 AM

dude duh

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 04:50 AM

What part of 'too drunk to stand or think' wasn't clear to you in the IM chat?

Seriously, you & your jokes.

liquidstatik Mar 23rd, 2008 04:57 AM

im goin to sleep :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakespere
MacDuff: What three things does drink especially provoke?
Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes
the desire, but it takes away the performance. There-
fore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator
with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him
on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and dis-
heartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in
conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him
the lie, leaves him.

Damn me for liking The Bard.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 541373)
im goin to sleep :gaysecks

So you'll be nice and rested for your full day of work tomorrow. >:

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 541378)
ilove to suck cock and be gay, i am gay and my ass smells like gay

Something we all understand & can relate to.

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 05:07 AM

i have a full day of work tomorrow :(

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 541380)
i have a full day of work tomorrow :(

Me too. :(

Wait, isn't your tomorrow sunday still?

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 05:14 AM

yes indeed

although it is part sunday, part monday that i am working (8 pm - 6 am)

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 05:22 AM

Oh boy, that is not enviable.

Wait, maybe it is.

I hate getting up at four AM, is working through the night easier?


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