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Guitar Woman Apr 4th, 2008 12:34 AM

:pagebrak

Asila Apr 4th, 2008 12:45 AM

KILLING COWBOYS, NOBODY SAID!

And Pub should know that I'm just jealous of his insane output.

AND DRUNK

Chojin Apr 4th, 2008 12:47 AM


Tadao Apr 4th, 2008 12:47 AM

Crime averted.

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 12:48 AM

:lol

Guitar Woman Apr 4th, 2008 12:48 AM

I'm having a really hard time not posting Smash Bros. porn now

Chojin Apr 4th, 2008 12:48 AM

also i know for SURE I said this in this thread a second ago but it isn't here now ;<:

asila should go back to the ryoko avatar because i like ryoko.

Chojin Apr 4th, 2008 12:49 AM

and you can just send me smash bros porn over aim to get it out of your system.

Guitar Woman Apr 4th, 2008 12:50 AM

;<

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 544837)
AND DRUNK

You're drunk? Not a problem.



Insane? :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 544796)
Let me explain my delay.

I opened this thread after getting home from ten hours of work, and thought to myself that I should reply to it just as soon as I had caught up on the chat room posts made since the last time I checked this morning.

Like, 45 minutes later (Jesus Christ, you people) I come back and JTP answers properly.

...

Asila Apr 4th, 2008 01:25 AM

Quote:

Insane? :(
Do not take my fun away.

Quote:

asila should go back to the ryoko avatar because i like ryoko.
I hate to admit that I agree, only because it makes me look like an ass-kisser.

Guitar Woman Apr 4th, 2008 01:34 AM

I though crazy girls were your thing, pub

WhiteRat Apr 4th, 2008 01:34 AM

Thankfully the Mississippi Party Posse arrived without 3 of it's members. Apparantly they were driving separately and got lost or something because they never showed up and their cell phones are shut off.

Asila Apr 4th, 2008 01:38 AM

MMMMM I DO SO LOVE THAT ASS

MLE Apr 4th, 2008 01:41 AM

[x] Yes Ryoko.
[ ] No Ryoko.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 544863)
I though crazy girls were your thing, pub

Yeah but


She was saying I was crazy. :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 01:45 AM

Oh poor Tenchi & his harem. :'(

Guitar Woman Apr 4th, 2008 01:47 AM

I have no idea how I withstood the voices on that show ;<

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 01:50 AM

TALKIN ANIME IN WILLIE'S THREAD

HE IS HAVIN SHIVERS RIGHT NOW :eek

Asila Apr 4th, 2008 02:01 AM

Quote:

Yeah but


She was saying I was crazy. :(
I was?

I think two different conversations were being had.

GRAMMAR RULES CAN KISS MY ASS.

Asila Apr 4th, 2008 02:02 AM

And it's easy to withstand screechy english dubbed animes if there's the possibility of boobs.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:04 AM

pictures :chojin

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 544880)
And it's easy to withstand screechy english dubbed animes if there's the possibility of boobs.

I like women with high pitched voices.

And hourglass figures.

My men need deep voices & beards.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 544849)
I want to win so that I can give it to pub. I know he'll use it all the time.

Oh yeah, you can bet on it.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:18 AM

Page Break

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:20 AM


Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:20 AM

I'm so hungry right now. :noob3

Fat_Hippo Apr 4th, 2008 02:24 AM

I think pubsy needs some company so he can stop talking to himself.:)

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 02:38 AM

Eat me Fart Hippo

Fat_Hippo Apr 4th, 2008 02:38 AM

:(

ElPila666 Apr 4th, 2008 03:03 AM

That emoticon matches with your avatar :lol

WhiteRat Apr 4th, 2008 03:03 AM

Honestly when I read Fat Hippo's posts I think i'm reading a post from Rankeri. My mind simply doesn't discern the two.

ElPila666 Apr 4th, 2008 03:07 AM

When i read Pub Lover's posts i'm starting to thing that i'm reading God words :worship

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:09 AM

I like the idea of a world where the gods cry themselves to sleep.


Also, Fat Hippo is Rankeri two years ago.

WhiteRat Apr 4th, 2008 03:10 AM

duder you need to smoke another bowl

ElPila666 Apr 4th, 2008 03:13 AM

i'm smokint tobacco right now, cause i'm waiting for harvester time, at least in a month, so i'm giving cancer to my lungs, but it's ok :tear

ElPila666 Apr 4th, 2008 03:15 AM

if i were stoned right now i would write the most groovy posts ever, and all you guys'll be pleasd

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:15 AM

I see your farmers are back to work. You better stock up on meat becuase they say they'll be striking again soon, ElPila. ;(

ElPila666 Apr 4th, 2008 03:20 AM

yeah but their lands doesnt belongs to them anyways, they granpas stoled them to the indians, and now indians offspring are poor

WhiteRat Apr 4th, 2008 03:21 AM

ElPila, cease with this jibber jabber and commence with the smoking of more bowls.

IT IS YOUR DESTINY

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 544902)
duder you need to smoke another bowl

if he's not gonna take the advice, i will 8]

ElPila666 Apr 4th, 2008 03:22 AM

they will protest for the taxes or any shit cause the president is a woman, same on NZ, right pubs?

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:22 AM

Cristina Kirchner is way hotter than Helen Clark, but on a par with the Queen. Dr Condoleezza Rice is somewhere in the middle.


Politics. ;(

ElPila666 Apr 4th, 2008 03:25 AM

I have not touched a joint in a week by now, i'm feeling myself lost, when i was a teenager i drank vodka to have a little trip in my head but now i can't do it, i suck big time

Sethomas Apr 4th, 2008 03:45 AM

In response to Pub's "Politics. ;(":

If you consider the runner-up in the most recent French presidential election along with the brand-new wife of the winner of that race, I think it can be said that the French sure do know how to handle governance.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:49 AM

That is a very good point, I forgot about france.

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 04:50 AM

Pueblo Station House
[ Exits: e w ]
The rather small waiting-room is virtually crammed with people. Obviously all
these people aren't here to meet their Aunt Lucy, so the obvious solution must
be, that they are eager to leave Pueblo. And who wouldn't be? Whatever is
there in this remote station, right in the middle of nowhere, that would induce
ANY sensible person to come here? Well there is one thing, of course - a small
bar in one corner of the room. You can enter the train for Tombstone from this
room. If you are headed for Dodge City you have to exit from the ticket
office, one step east from here.

A Time Table Dodge City - Tombstone is hanging on the wall.
The Ticket vendor is here, ready to serve you.
...he glows with a bright light!


418H 121M 193V (100) 486,588TNL>list
To get information on any shop item type: ID <itemname>, or ID <itemnumber>
## Available Item Cost
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
1) Unlimited A railway ticket 94

418H 121M 199V (100) 486,588TNL>buy ticket
The Ticket vendor tells you, 'That'll be 94 coins, thanks.'
You now have an a railway ticket.

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 04:51 AM

I'm headed to tombstone :eek

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 09:13 AM

We all are, liquid. :(

Sethomas Apr 4th, 2008 09:18 AM

Oh shit, I just got a mental image of having a video of nothing but footage of a cemetery with the camera frequently zooming in on the names on the tombstones. But, the theme song from Cheers would be playing. It's funny to me for some reason.

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 346369)


JESSICA ALBA >:

:(

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 544952)
Oh shit, I just got a mental image of having a video of nothing but footage of a cemetery with the camera frequently zooming in on the names on the tombstones. But, the theme song from Cheers would be playing. It's funny to me for some reason.

This reminds me of something that Fatal Farm would do, except they already did Cheers and your idea sounds funnier :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 12:00 PM

I was thinking about looking for that picture yesterday. :eek

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544786)
can i meet that dad?

:timanderic

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:11 PM

GET FUNKY, KIDS

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:12 PM

Pub, I have just received reliable info that indicates you are harassing my client, Fat_Hippo, solely for the reason that you are currently lusting after his young, supple ass.

how do you plead

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 02:13 PM

Pretty soon Pub's going to have every button taken away :lol

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:15 PM

ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544988)
Pretty soon Pub's going to have every button taken away :lol

Pretty much, or they'll finally cut to the chase & permaban me for being the dick that I am.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 544986)
Pub, I have just received reliable info that indicates you are harassing my client, Fat_Hippo, solely for the reason that you are currently lusting after his young, supple ass.

how do you plead

Uh, you don't plead to a lawyer. Can I see your Bar Association Membership?

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:23 PM

God, I hope not

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 544991)
ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR

GODDAMN IT MARISSA, NO!

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:24 PM

I'll have you know that I received my membership after attending a very distinguished one-hour seminar in Milwaukee, sir

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 544997)
God, I hope not

You could be a judge, but then he wouldn't be your client, unkless you're also a hooker.

BUT THEN I WOULD ASK YOU TO EXCUSE YOURSELF FOR CONFLICT OF INTEREST. :eek

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:27 PM

Hey, I can be a judge, too

The check may have been made out to cash, but the paper I received in return for attending the seminar clearly leaves several spots for you to fill in the blanks.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:27 PM

A lawyer/judge/whore! perfect trifecta!

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 02:28 PM

guys i can be judge jury and ME :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:29 PM

Also, if you state my lust for his ass as grounds for legal commencement, both my lust & his ass have to be entered as evidence.

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:30 PM

Did you just call me a whore?!



That is IT, mister, untie me!

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545004)
Also, if you state my lust for his ass as grounds for legal commencement, both my lust & his ass have to be entered as evidence.

:lol

Fat_Hippo Apr 4th, 2008 02:34 PM

Screw you, I don't trust your lust to be in the same room as my ass. And I'm rather fond of it anyway.

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:34 PM


Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:35 PM

You're in safe hands

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:37 PM

Order in the court

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:37 PM


Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:39 PM

A touching scene with Juttin and his father, shortly before the latter's untimely death and the former's intense weight gain

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butters (Post 545023)
Downsides: . . . loads of illegal immigrants . . .

Most of my coolest friends were children of illegal immigrants :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 545014)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 544831)
Keep your sexual spanking perversions out of our innocent tentacle arm thread, Marthaeus.

Now there's something I probably won't ever get to say again.

Is this giving anybody else ideas?


One idea mainly.

i wish this was an automated process. :lol

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:17 PM

I bet Fat_Hippo's from Northern California.

Fat_Hippo Apr 4th, 2008 03:18 PM

Bet's on.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandajuice (Post 545017)
Dr. Boogie, please read my posts and try to comprehend them completely before posting vitriolically soaked responses.

Infraction gained due to a severe lack of STFU; humor

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 545028)
Bet's on.

Dude, didn't you read this thread? All bets are for the loser's ass! :eek

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545030)
Dude, didn't you read this thread? All bets are for the loser's ass! :eek

There ya go, buddy.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:21 PM

Also, all bets are decided by Willie. Do you think Willie likes you enough not to hand your ass to Gus? ;(

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:22 PM

:love

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:23 PM

BEN' OVER AN' SPELL RUN, BOY

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renenet (Post 545034)
A friend sent me a link to the above "editorial", telling me how she found it funny at first and then got offended at the end because of this:

[bit about fanfaggotry]

Although the name of this site clearly tells the audience what you people here spend your time on, I'd just like to add the real, acutal, completely and totally LOWEST OF THEM ALL - is a person (and I use that term loosely) who puts down other people just because they have different interests.

You're a very sad person, Protoclown, and I hope someone mocks you publicly in the face every day for the rest of your life.

Renenet
(a fanfic writer, and proud of it)


Aw sheeeit, Lestat's gonna rape proto naw :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:29 PM

Haha, she did to the clown what she was mad at the clown for doing.

FUCK PEOPLE AND THEIR OPINIONS! >:

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:32 PM

It's activating it's registration as we speak

We're fucking in for it

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

In this library you can find my Stargate fan fiction - stories which mostly concentrate on Jack and Daniel.
I tend to lean towards smarmy side, so you have been warned!

Please note there is a separate page exclusively for 'Little Daniel' stories.

...

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:34 PM

Oh wait, it already did that like, ten minutes ago

Durrrrrr

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:37 PM

So anyway, Pub, I was curious if there are any other New Zealish bands that are as cool as the Datsuns

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:38 PM


Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 545042)
So anyway, Pub, I was curious if there are any other New Zealish bands that are as cool as the Datsuns

Haha, the Datsuns are not very good. :(

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:39 PM

http://www.sgcsquared.com/gen/alchemy.htm

:lol

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:40 PM

Hey, I'm a rock and roll guy, what can I say

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:43 PM


Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 03:43 PM

Then you might like Deja Voodoo.


OH SHIT, I THINK I MIGHT BE PISSING OFF A CROATIAN! THOSE FUCKS SHOOT PEOPLE! :eek

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 03:43 PM



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