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Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 05:53 PM


Sam Apr 4th, 2008 05:53 PM

FUCK YOU LIQUIDSTATIK

FUCK YOU

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 05:53 PM

FUCK YOU SWTICH DINGO

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 05:55 PM

FRUIT LOOPS CAN GO GET THEMSELVES SOGGY IN HELL


there, I said it

Sam Apr 4th, 2008 05:55 PM

IMMA BUS YO FACE MANG

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 05:55 PM

Sam & Danny,two guys a hell of confuse in my head. :guilt

Sam Apr 4th, 2008 05:55 PM

BOTH YA'LL MUTHAFUCKAS

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 05:56 PM

WHAT PUB

GADZOOKS Apr 4th, 2008 05:56 PM

Fuck this thread, and fuck YOU

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 545194)
I should have locked this thread on April Fools Day :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 545195)
And then kept it locked :lol

OK, this joke has been made this week.

I don't want to hear it until at least the 12th, ok guys?

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 05:57 PM

AND SAM: http://youtube.com/watch?v=laEVIhd4uBM >:

GADZOOKS Apr 4th, 2008 05:59 PM

this one is better: http://youtube.com/watch?v=n0YwtVYYonI

Sam Apr 4th, 2008 05:59 PM

YEAH, SOME DUDE WHO BEATS UP HOMELESS N***ERS :rolleyes

Also the guy in GADZOOKS' video could kill Kimbo

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 06:01 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 06:04 PM

FUCK YOU SAM

Sam Apr 4th, 2008 06:05 PM

FUCK YOU LIQUID

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 06:06 PM

Sam is LazyHead
Danny is Sleepbones

The song is by They Might Be Giants

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 06:06 PM

FUCK EVERYBODY

RaNkeri Apr 4th, 2008 06:06 PM

:rolleyes

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 06:06 PM

Dammit Pub, steal my thunder why dontcha

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 06:07 PM

FUCK ALL OF Y'ALL IM GOIN TO GO GET CIAGERRETS :SMOKE

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 06:07 PM

Sue me Judge Lawyer McHooker

Sam Apr 4th, 2008 06:09 PM

FUCK

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 545227)
:rolleyes

Infraction gained due to emoticon abuse; being Finnish

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 06:11 PM

Last post, get it quick

GADZOOKS Apr 4th, 2008 06:11 PM

I also like Honey Nut Cheerios and a cool summer night.

RaNkeri Apr 4th, 2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545235)
Infraction gained due to emoticon abuse; being Finnish


Whoah, for a moment, I thought you were serious -then I remembered that you aren't an upright citizen :lol

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 06:13 PM

YES YOU ARE FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 545239)
Whoah, I thought you were serious for a moment -then I remembered that you aren't an upright citizen :lol

I'm more powerful than they are, I can engineer your downfall through countless long & lonely nights.

I can also FINALLY FUCKING SNAP AND TAKE A FLIGHT TO FINLAND AND FUCK YOUR FAT, PALE ASS YOU SHITTY LITTLE TWAT! >:

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 06:19 PM

God, it's suddenly like everything was when I first signed up

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 06:20 PM

EVERYTHING IS AS IT SHOULD BE

GADZOOKS Apr 4th, 2008 06:21 PM

Im dissapointed my jamesman thread gets 19 posts in mere seconds but the one I made about the awesome physics engines has only 4

FUCK YOU

Sam Apr 4th, 2008 06:21 PM

FUCK

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 06:22 PM

I CONTRIBUTED, DAMMIT

RaNkeri Apr 4th, 2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545241)
I'm more powerful than they are, I can engineer your downfall through countless long & lonely nights.

I can also FINALLY FUCKING SNAP AND TAKE A FLIGHT TO FINLAND AND FUCK YOUR FAT, PALE ASS YOU SHITTY LITTLE TWAT! >:

Could you please wait till June? Because I have a fat, pale assload of studying to take care of :x

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 545244)
Im dissapointed my jamesman thread gets 19 posts in mere seconds but the one I made about the awesome physics engines has only 4

FUCK YOU

That physics one required a download, for all I know it was a terrible virus that would rickroll my entire stash of painstakingly stolen mps & oggs. ;(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 545247)
Could you please wait till June? Because I have a fat, pale assload of studying to take care of :x

PICTURES!

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 545155)
Wisconsin forward Brian Butch posing like the tranny that he is:

Infraction gained due to Hawtness; Sport

Asila Apr 4th, 2008 06:40 PM

I love it when this thread gets sexy.

GADZOOKS Apr 4th, 2008 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545248)
That physics one required a download, for all I know it was a terrible virus that would rickroll my entire stash of painstakingly stolen mps & oggs. ;(


FUCK YOUR OGGS

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 06:43 PM

this thread is ALWAYS sexy

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic Flyin' Lemur (Post 545254)
On the off-chance that you are an actual person who got offended, let me just say that fan-fiction can be extremely well-written, well-honed pieces of creative work. That does not mean that you're not a complete dork for writing it. If you write your own, unofficial, posted-on-geocities fiction set in other creators' continuities, then a) you need to maybe learn to create your own universe instead of mediocre derivative work that doesn't usually fit with the style of whatever it is you're putting yourself into , and b) you're writing FAN FICTION, stop taking yourself so goddamned seriously.

Haha, did you look up her name & find her geocities too, or did you just hit out on the cliché & win gold?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic Flyin' Lemur (Post 545254)
People like you are the reason fanfic writers get made fun of; self-serious jackasses that can't take a joke. Same with furries and trekkies and... well, frankly, any nerd that can't laugh at the fact that they like nerdy shit.

Are there trekkies that take themselves seriously? SHATNER FOR FUCKS SAKE?!

I've met serious furries & fanfictionwriters, but I've never met a hardcore serious trekkie. :(

Have I been gypped?

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 07:19 PM

well that's because hardcore star trek dorks prefer to be called trekkERS instead of trekkIES

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 07:21 PM

Why are people still registering here to defend themselves in that thread

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 07:22 PM

i don't know but i love it, thumbs way up protoclown

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 07:23 PM

thumbs up FOR protoclown, whoops :-[

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 545287)
i don't know but i love it, thumbs way up protoclown

Why stop at thumbs? Fists up protoclown! Black Power!

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 545283)
well that's because hardcore star trek dorks prefer to be called trekkERS instead of trekkIES

:hypno

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 545256)
I love it when this thread gets sexy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 545287)
i don't know but i love it, thumbs way up protoclown

:eek

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 07:41 PM

Kinky.

[PICTURE OF THE KINKS]

:hoborenee

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 08:15 PM

There is one disc of I-Mockery pictures that I can't find.

I had a bunch of stuff stolen three years ago, and my first thought was maybe that disc was one of them. BUT WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT PICTURES OF JAMESMAN, JIXBY & HELM; A COPY OF AUSTIN POWER 2; THREE BLACK SHIRTS; & THE KEYS TO MY CAR?

Half my Renee folder was on that disc too. :(

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 08:16 PM

I wanted pictures of Jamesman.

All that I can get

Thanks a lot

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 08:19 PM



:cyr

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 08:20 PM

Did you also steal my copies of American Pie, Spiderman & Total Recall?

& two crates of beer.

...and my ability to feel safe in my own home.

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 08:44 PM

I bought another ticket to New Zealand I want some more of your stuff

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 544796)
[i] thought to myself that I should [get] caught up on the chat room posts made since the last time I checked this morning.

Like, 45 minutes later... Jesus Christ, you people!

...

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 545311)
I bought another ticket to New Zealand I want some more of your stuff

Go to Canada & steal it from AChimp, it's much the same stuff, only slightly more covered with Jizz.

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 08:47 PM


Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 08:49 PM

We should.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 08:50 PM

Except you know it won't happen as I'll have sex with you if we ever meet.

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 08:55 PM

I would have said "promise" but you already used that joke with me. FUCK

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:28 PM

While I think I could bring myself to put my penis in Mister S's butt, I'm not sure I could really put up with him shitting in my mouth. :(

If only I was more perverted. :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:31 PM

Fun fact: Everyone I've met from the internet has kept a 1 yard personal space perimeter with me.

Misdemonar Apr 4th, 2008 09:32 PM

oh god I hope I never eet pub in real life :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 545323)
oh god I hope I never eet pub in real life :(

Because you can't stand to spend twenty minutes on awkward chatter while eyeing all the available exits?

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:38 PM

Fun fact: None of the people from the internet that I've met in person are willing to speak to me anymore.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:45 PM

If you read this, I hope you feel as bad as I feel now. ;)

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 545327)
Anyone remember a movie in prison where a guy drops his soap, then everyone else just laughs at him because he has slippery hands instead of the usual grab your ankles routine?

But I really like putting my dick in things. :(

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 09:54 PM

hey willie didn't you make that oversized eek gif?

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 346360)
I was ordered by former Administrator Esuohlim to give him 50 hugs. That was the sole extent of the hugs.

:)

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 545329)
hey willie didn't you make that oversized eek gif?

He still cranks it out occasionallyfemsnczzz

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 346362)
Admiral Esuohlim is a great man. He deserves those hugs. He sounds very depressed in some of those posts though. Time for high 5's.


...

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 09:59 PM

oh man cool i was wonderin if he had more like :lol :posh :rolleys :x

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 346368)
I would like to point out that being depressed and loveless is my cover and that I actually have a beautiful girl on each arm and I'm typing this from outer space but don't tell anyone ok

I miss xbxDaniel. He has a sexy avatar. Good sexy not baf sexy.

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 09:59 PM

so i can save em!

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 545335)
oh man cool i was wonderin if he had more like :lol :posh :rolleys :x

He has better things to do woth his time.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:02 PM

oh shit

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:03 PM


liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545340)
He has better things to do woth his time.

shut up no he dosnt

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 346369)


JESSICA ALBA >:

Seth recently sked me about my Jalba obsession & I didn't know what he meant. It would seem he sets his opinion of me by this thread.

That is a terrible thing to think of me.


But it's so better than my opinion of myself.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 545343)
shut up no he dosnt

Baby, I was trying to trick him into having better things to do with time. :(

We all know Willie. :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 346379)
He also has eight arms. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 346381)
And each girl looks like Jessica Alba from that picture I just posted and they never have periods or poop or anything gross

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 346385)
Here in the future there are three separate religions based on how much of a sex machine Esuohlim is in your time period. :)

...

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:09 PM

>:

GADZOOKS Apr 4th, 2008 10:10 PM


GADZOOKS Apr 4th, 2008 10:11 PM

I'm sick of the Jamesman gang already, I want the oversized emotioncon gang back

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 346368)
I would like to point out that being depressed and loveless is my cover and that I actually have a beautiful girl on each arm and I'm typing this from outer space but don't tell anyone ok

I'm sure I already quoted this before my last post. :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 545348)

The name of this image is right. :x

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 545347)
>:

Remi tugs Eskyra's dick

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 545349)
I'm sick of the Jamesman gang already, I want the oversized emotioncon gang back

The Jamesman gang would have worked better if Jamesman hadn't been such an ass to our Queen.

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:18 PM

435H 122M 193V (100) 1,513,871TNL>:sucks on Remi's large, throbbing cock
You suck on Remi's large, throbbing cock

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:20 PM

I'd google Teyana Taylor if it somehow involves her lips. Her lips amaze me.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:21 PM

Google is some new sex term I haven't heard about, right?

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 545354)
435H 122M 193V (100) 1,513,871TNL>:sucks on Remi's large, throbbing cock
You suck on Remi's large, throbbing cock

Remi's Jizz restores you to full health.


What ever happened to the text adventure you had on your site?

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:22 PM

i love listen to last.fms similiar artists stations :x

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:23 PM

idk its free and opensource and i has a webhsot so i could put it back lol ;<

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:23 PM

it was called legend of the green dragon or w/e

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:24 PM

if thats what you're takin about

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 545361)
if thats what you're takin about

Yeah, the green dragon thing. I got the furthest in it so you made me an admin so I edited all the mobs to be bad gay jokes.

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:29 PM

:lol yeah we should mods it ;<

liquidstatik Apr 4th, 2008 10:30 PM

p.s. your recent reporting scandal made my day 8]


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