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Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 10:23 PM

We all go...

...pretty sure is blood.

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 10:24 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 10:24 PM


Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 576230)


Found this one on fark.com. I don't know why I like it so much.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 576232)
it's from eurotrip ;D


Tadao Aug 27th, 2008 10:41 PM

I like my girls meaty

DevilWearsPrada Aug 27th, 2008 10:43 PM

Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2008 11:11 PM

Stop acting like MattJack.

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 11:15 PM

Make Jimboroni stay. Please! :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimboroni (Post 576247)

I'd totally swap him for most of you jerks. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2008 11:30 PM

Looks like Brian Posehn/Tom Green/Eric Wareheim

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2008 11:34 PM

I wouldn't mind Posehn & Wareheim posting here either. :(

I would definitely give up posting if that happened.

Fathom Zero Aug 28th, 2008 12:09 AM

I just found out I'm getting pretty much butt fucked on my DSL. The plan calls for 3 Mbps, but I'm getting .6 Mbps. >:

WhiteRat Aug 28th, 2008 01:10 AM

Spread them cheeks wider!

Fathom Zero Aug 28th, 2008 05:05 PM

Anyone go to Tulane?

Fathom Zero Aug 28th, 2008 05:13 PM


HickMan Aug 28th, 2008 05:33 PM

GOOD DEAL ON DVD THREAD

Pub Lover Aug 28th, 2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurntToShreds (Post 576335)
I've been playing Kingdom of Loathing recently. I love the writing.

I want to give you my meat. :orgasm
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 576342)
Huh?

Code:

Still shows for everyone

:confused:

Code:

Dude, maybe you're a vet. ;)

Tadao Aug 28th, 2008 08:24 PM

:x

Code:

No, cause if you log out you can still see it as a "guest"

Esuohlim Aug 28th, 2008 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576239)

:boner

Pub Lover Aug 28th, 2008 08:50 PM

You, me & Karl Hungus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 576349)
:x

Code:

No, cause if you log out you can still see it as a "guest"

:domo

Code:

Maybe you're such a vet that the board knows you deserve to see the vet code even when logged out! :eek[/html]

MattJack Aug 28th, 2008 09:07 PM

HTML FIGGHHHHTTTTTT

Pub Lover Aug 28th, 2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 289410)
I USED TO WANT TO BONE MICHELLE TRACHTENBURG SO BAD :(

Mr. Vagiclean's avatar is still Laura Prepon being assulted by Fartin's package. :lol

HickMan Aug 29th, 2008 02:18 AM

fuck, guys

HickMan Aug 29th, 2008 02:19 AM

dammit

MetalMilitia Aug 29th, 2008 12:05 PM

There is some kind of three day air festival here in Bournemouth which is annoying the fuck out of me. I've got a bit of a hangover and the last thing I need is someone tooling around in a Eurofighter above my flat. It's incredibly loud.

It wouldn't be so bad if I could see what was going on but most of the time the planes are behind the tree line.

Fathom Zero Aug 29th, 2008 05:26 PM



I thought about what Mr. Albert could want, but I decided he could wait. I don't want to regret not answering him should he be in trouble.

executioneer Aug 29th, 2008 05:50 PM

lol @ pubs avatar

Tadao Aug 29th, 2008 06:25 PM

I wanna see her ass before I support her.

Pub Lover Aug 29th, 2008 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 576428)
man that is one fine ass vp candidate *wolf whistles*

;)

executioneer Aug 29th, 2008 06:58 PM

i'd like to punch her ballot if you know what i mean

RaNkeri Aug 29th, 2008 07:08 PM


Tadao Aug 29th, 2008 07:27 PM

I'd poke her chad.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 29th, 2008 09:34 PM

I'd violently rape her till she goes limp.

HickMan Aug 30th, 2008 02:24 AM


I'd be all "How you doin?"

DevilWearsPrada Aug 30th, 2008 02:25 AM

NO YOU WOULDN'T YOU WOULD ENACT HORRIBLE DEEDS

wobzire Aug 30th, 2008 03:20 AM

Is that not basically what he said?

executioneer Aug 30th, 2008 09:05 AM

man how come i didnt get any angry pms from the weird japanese wangophile spambot yet

what gives

executioneer Aug 30th, 2008 09:19 AM



um ok context-based advertising i do not believe you

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 30th, 2008 12:35 PM

Happy birthday Lord Sappington. Hope you get the birthday surprise.

Jeanette X Aug 30th, 2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 576471)

I'd be all "How you doin?"

Is that really you? That doesn't look like your profile picture. :suspicious of teh handsome

Neen Aug 30th, 2008 04:07 PM

Yeah, he looks just like the guy from that Friends television broadcast. That is suspicious.

MarioRPG Aug 30th, 2008 04:39 PM

HickMan takes things slow... for the first few seconds.

Fathom Zero Aug 31st, 2008 03:16 AM

What the shit, Toxic Avenger is on G4 at 3. And it's rated TV-14.

HickMan Aug 31st, 2008 04:20 AM

NO THAT'S NO ME DUMMIES. I LOOK BETTER THEN THAT

RaNkeri Aug 31st, 2008 04:33 AM

HickMan gets all the ladies :x

HickMan Aug 31st, 2008 04:34 AM

And when he says all he means hot :wink

MattJack Aug 31st, 2008 01:23 PM

and when you say hot, you mean asian

Neen Aug 31st, 2008 02:20 PM

And by Asian, you don't mean Russian or Indian.

MarioRPG Aug 31st, 2008 03:37 PM

Guys, I'm having trouble with my monitor. Can't see the bottom half ish.


:(

RaNkeri Aug 31st, 2008 04:00 PM



:eek

HickMan Aug 31st, 2008 05:26 PM

and by not russian or indian he means I wont exclude anybody who is hot :x

Tadao Aug 31st, 2008 05:41 PM

and by I wont exclude anybody who is hot he means boys too :x

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaporTrailx1 (Post 576667)
Labor Day is a joke. I don't get off, or get holiday pay. It's like a slap in the face from our corporate masters.

Take it up with your union rep. :rolleyes
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 576670)
I bet Wobzire has today off.

I bet he does, but he went into work anyway. :eek

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 576680)
Is this Zeldasbiggestfan?

For such a new member of the forum comment, a storm of Bapery on you, Sir. :posh

Code:

DUDE, SERIOUSLY? :eek[/html]

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 576692)
no its a vet

No Kidding. :notavet

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576697)
What is Labour Day? Sounds gay.

The tyrant lord Thatcher hated Labour Day & cancelled it while you & I were bab-ies.

Tadao Aug 31st, 2008 09:30 PM

I never know when Memorial Day is.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576703)
How far away from dog shit would a 1 coin (or equivalent US currency) need to be for you to pick it up?

I'd say... 4-5 inches minimum. Two feet if I'm walking past a traffic jam. Four feet if I'm walking past a bus.

These really are the questions that can keep a man up at night.

I'm picking that outta the dogshit, spending it, and then thinking of washing my hands.

I doubt I would put it in my pocket though.

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 10:23 PM

What if there were a traffic jam which meant in excess of 3/4 people may see you do it?

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:26 PM

I'd wave.

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 10:29 PM

What if it was a £2 coin but the shit was quite clearly human shit left by some tramp or vagrant?

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:31 PM

I hate to admit it, but whenever I'm in a corner shop and it's time to take my change I can't stop myself from staring at the Paki's hands and thinking that there is no way to know how clean they are.

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 10:32 PM

You could smell them.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576715)
What if it was a 2 coin but the shit was quite clearly human shit left by some tramp or vagrant?

I'm willing to eat human shit. That is way less of a gross out than dog or cat crap.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576718)
You could smell them.

Dude, Pakis always smell of shit & spices. :(

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576720)
I'm willing to eat human shit.

Lies. I don't remember you commenting on my thread about eating shit.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 10:39 PM

There is a scale. On how ill/fat a person is against how much the wager is for before I'm willing to lick a finger that has been dipped into their crap. I haven't bitten into a turd, so I don't know about texture. as for the taste. It really varies & mostly is just like it smells. I have been surprised by blandity.

MetalMilitia Aug 31st, 2008 10:49 PM

Pub Lover, I'm not convinced you even talk to real life people - let alone host fat, ill, gay scat conventions in which wagers are placed on the eating of shit.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 11:02 PM

Rightly so. But wouldn't it be cool if I did? :eek

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576726)
Possibly NSFW but quite captivating!

Spoilers!

I really want to make that my avatar.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2008 11:08 PM

Remote file is too large. :tear

DevilWearsPrada Aug 31st, 2008 11:41 PM

:hypno that gif is too mesmerizing to look away from

ElPila666 Sep 1st, 2008 12:06 AM

whoa dude bapery skin it makes this thread load way faster this sites awesome ;D

ElPila666 Sep 1st, 2008 12:10 AM

:pagebrak

ElPila666 Sep 1st, 2008 12:14 AM


ElPila666 Sep 1st, 2008 12:18 AM

:tear

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 12:23 AM


Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 576694)
i am so not clicking that

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 576695)
Philistine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 576753)
grodelator

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 576758)
Babbitt.

(Thesauruses are quite useful)

No way! you just edited that last one, GW! You said Lowbrow and I was totally going to call you for saying Willie was a Caveman. >:

Then I was going to ask him about his halloween costume this year. I think I'll still do that, though. :(

Hey Willie, what is your costume for Halloween this year? Have you considered being a Caveman? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 576726)
Possibly NSFW but quite captivating!

Spoilers!

That gif is so depressing for two reasons. :(

Yet it's so hypnotising for just one. :hypno

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 02:31 AM

Plus one to each of those reasons. :eek

executioneer Sep 1st, 2008 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576761)
No way! you just edited that last one, GW! You said Lowbrow and I was totally going to call you for saying Willie was a Caveman. >:

Then I was going to ask him about his halloween costume this year. I think I'll still do that, though. :(

Hey Willie, what is your costume for Halloween this year? Have you considered being a Caveman? :eek

i hadn't, no

i had a good idea that may actually take too long considering but i might still do it anyhow

DevilWearsPrada Sep 1st, 2008 03:01 AM

That girls tits are lopsided

NSFW
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6594869-lg.jpg

Fathom Zero Sep 1st, 2008 03:42 AM

I love wget

Jeanette X Sep 1st, 2008 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576761)
No way! you just edited that last one, GW! You said Lowbrow and I was totally going to call you for saying Willie was a Caveman. >:

Dammit, you caught me. Yes, I edited it right before I went to bed. I'm prejudiced against Neanderthals. :\

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 01:36 PM

Happy Birthday, JJ_Maniac. :)

Could you redo this video with you wearing a party hat? That would be great.

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 576795)
Man, you new guys are dicks.

:lol

Tadao Sep 1st, 2008 03:35 PM


HickMan Sep 1st, 2008 03:39 PM

k guys now i'm actually leaving in like a day so cya!

Tadao Sep 1st, 2008 03:39 PM

LIES

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 03:51 PM

Bristol Palin is pregnant. :eek

Which is amusing because of all the internet people I've seen say they wanna get her that way. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 576801)





Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 401157)
Post your favorite animated GIFs from around the web here.

Rules:
-Please ONLY 1 GIF per post. (to help cut-down on load times for each page, etc.)
-Do NOT post two or more times in a row.. (nobody wants to see page after page of GIFs from the same exact user, so give other people a chance to post before you make another one.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 576812)
k guys now i'm actually leaving in like a day so cya!

See ya, Clay. And again I say: DON'T GET KILLED! >:

JJ_Maniac Sep 1st, 2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 576791)

Thanks, and no. I swore not to do that dance ever again.

MarioRPG Sep 1st, 2008 05:45 PM

Tadao that is great. :D

HickMan Sep 1st, 2008 07:03 PM

sheesh I've been here for five an a half years :eek

WhiteRat Sep 1st, 2008 08:00 PM

I'll do what I want around here cuz I paid in cash.

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 09:20 PM

So, like, Kitsa, yeah? She left once I stopped posting the complaints she sparked me to think. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 576854)
I'll do what I want around here cuz I paid in cash.

You do that, JerkDouglas. I'll just kiss up to a mod & get one of us banned. >:

WhiteRat Sep 1st, 2008 10:11 PM

you ready to spin the wheel? GULAG GULAG GULAG!

Pub Lover Sep 1st, 2008 11:00 PM

Google is launching a web browser. They're calling it 'Chrome'.

Dillion & me are happy in in our obscure Opera nethood, but who of you others here are really just not that happy with version three Firefox that they'll switch?

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2008 12:17 AM

I have to use Opera on a lot of flash pages because I have to downgrade to 32 bit to view them :(

Jeanette X Sep 2nd, 2008 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 576804)

Where can I see the rest of the chart? Its cut off on the right. :\

Edit: Nevermind. Found it on photobucket.

:bestial wail

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 02:02 AM

I'd like to state for posterity that I didn't ruin Evil Robot's thread by posting in it

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 02:25 AM

You don't seem to have concern for ruining this thread, though. Do you, Sweetie? >:

Show me your dick. :(


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