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Zhukov Nov 2nd, 2010 09:43 AM

I remember love...

Wiffles Nov 2nd, 2010 10:43 AM

its not even valentines yet.

Fathom Zero Nov 2nd, 2010 10:59 AM

I should kill myself today.

Esuohlim Nov 2nd, 2010 11:24 AM

Fuck voting, seriously

executioneer Nov 2nd, 2010 11:33 AM

i voted for dracula

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 2nd, 2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 702747)
I should kill myself today.


Only if you go to the poles.

Esuohlim Nov 2nd, 2010 12:44 PM

Everyone's all mad at me like "YOU NEED TO VOTE" and I say "but I'm incredibly poorly informed and voting would be irresponsible" and they say "THEN YOU NEED TO BE INFORMED, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU". Fuck you I don't need to be informed about shit

I need to move to one of those countries where democracy can't work

Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2010 12:46 PM

Yeah but they're right.

Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2010 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 702732)
Happy Birthday ******

Thank you ****** lover

Esuohlim Nov 2nd, 2010 12:50 PM

SHUT UP SEVEN FORCE

HAPPY BIRTHDYA

Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2010 12:52 PM

:)

Esuohlim Nov 2nd, 2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 702757)
Yeah but they're right.

For me politics is the same as religion. I don't care about either, and I start getting upset when people try to tell me how I should feel about them ;_;

Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2010 12:57 PM

Yeah but one can affect your day-to-day living and the other is a bunch of fairy tales but I see what you mean :(

Esuohlim Nov 2nd, 2010 01:14 PM

:(

Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2010 01:20 PM

We all know who really controls America

Phoenix Gamma Nov 2nd, 2010 01:46 PM

My car got hit 4 days ago by some old asian lady. She started blaming me because she merged into the side of my car and therefore it's obviously my fault. Then I got the damages appraised today and it turns out repairing the side doors could risk totaling the car, so it looks like I can't even get it fixed. FUCKING CUNTFUCK SHITTY DRIVER FUCKHEAD >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 702756)
Everyone's all mad at me like "YOU NEED TO VOTE" and I say "but I'm incredibly poorly informed and voting would be irresponsible" and they say "THEN YOU NEED TO BE INFORMED, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU". Fuck you I don't need to be informed about shit

I need to move to one of those countries where democracy can't work

FUCKING...THIS. I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR DAYS AND PEOPLE WON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. >:

Then I watch the Douche and Turd episode of South Park and feel better :)

Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2010 01:47 PM

well I'm going to church to vote now and I'm going to get hammered later regardless of who wins. when I get back I want to talk about the good ol' days of imockery

Esuohlim Nov 2nd, 2010 01:51 PM

i-demockracy :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 2nd, 2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 702768)
My car got hit 4 days ago by some old asian lady. She started blaming me because she merged into the side of my car and therefore it's obviously my fault. Then I got the damages appraised today and it turns out repairing the side doors could risk totaling the car, so it looks like I can't even get it fixed.

If your car gets totaled you can keep your car afterwords if you want. My car was totaled because the damage cost more than $100. I took the settlement they gave me and kept the car.

Phoenix Gamma Nov 2nd, 2010 02:05 PM

They told me if it got totaled during repairs I would get however much money the car was worth. Didn't say anything about me keeping the car (this is still my first car. Had it for 7 years.) He also said that the insurance company would have to pay them upfront because of...something or other. I forget the specifics, but basically I didn't get an estimate and have to decide in the next two days what I want to do.

The thing is the car's a '97 Corolla and in fucking nice condition (only 71,000 Miles) but when I told my mom she insisted that I'd never be able to buy a decent car with however much money I'd get (since I'm still working a crummy part time job trying to start my actual career). Oh, and my job's a good 25 minute drive so I kinda need a car...

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 2nd, 2010 02:52 PM

You might be able to keep the car. It might involve buying back the salvaged vehicle, I don't know how expensive that would be though. I know you're going through their insurance but you might be able to call your own agent and see what they say about it.

Dimnos Nov 2nd, 2010 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 702756)
Everyone's all mad at me like "YOU NEED TO VOTE" and I say "but I'm incredibly poorly informed and voting would be irresponsible" and they say "THEN YOU NEED TO BE INFORMED, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU". Fuck you I don't need to be informed about shit

I need to move to one of those countries where democracy can't work

The answer to your problem is the write in vote. You can vote for anyone you want. Go down there, write in anyone you want then go home. When someone asks you if you voted you can tell them you did without telling a lie. If they ask who you voted for you can always go with the classic "But then it wont come true!" bit or you could just tell them. I normally opt to tell them who I voted for because it usually pisses them off and the kind of people who bother you with this crap are the same kind of people who deserve to be pissed off. Best part is they cant cry about it without bitching about the very system they claim is so important that you take part in. Of course you could always not vote and just say you did the write in thing.

RaNkeri Nov 2nd, 2010 04:03 PM

Have you guys read any of Stephen King's early books? I've been thinking of picking up one of them, any suggestions? Salem's Lot any good?

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2010 04:42 PM

Voting is for idiots who still think they do something positive through a politician. If someone demands they vote, demand they stop being ignorant.

Ex Leper Nov 2nd, 2010 06:59 PM

I can't stop looking at replicant's signature.

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2010 07:54 PM

:pagebrak

Wish it was bouncing tits

executioneer Nov 2nd, 2010 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 702743)
also willie u r my heart

i say you got to toast me

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2010 04:07 AM

Holy shit, the Democrats got fucked.

Fathom Zero Nov 3rd, 2010 04:19 AM

big pirate teeth

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2010 04:25 AM

+ Kratos' jaw = Billie Piper?

Esuohlim Nov 3rd, 2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 702854)
Holy shit, the Democrats got fucked.

I hope everyone who bugged me to vote feels like an idiot now

Esuohlim Nov 3rd, 2010 12:03 PM

"Oh man, I don't know about you but TODAY I feel like voting!"
"It's not like it matters anymore..."
"Right, just like wouldn't have mattered yesterday."

People are stupid

The Leader Nov 3rd, 2010 12:19 PM

Because people who would normally vote democrat didn't bother voting because voting is dumb.

Colonel Flagg Nov 3rd, 2010 12:20 PM

I'm from Pennsylvania, and we BELIEVE what the politicians are telling us. :dunce

Christ, we are such ignorant boobs. :(

Phoenix Gamma Nov 3rd, 2010 12:27 PM

People who vote because a candidate is their party are dumb.

I DON'T REALLY LIKE THIS GUY OR HIS STANCE ON THE ISSUES BUT HE'S NOT REPUBLICAN SO HE GETS MY VOTE. Our shitty governor stayed reelected because YEA VOTE DEMOCRAT.

Meanwhile, Finland has a fucking Pirate Party. America blows.

The Leader Nov 3rd, 2010 12:30 PM

I thought that was Sweden.

The Leader Nov 3rd, 2010 12:31 PM

No wait, I'm thinking of the Donald Duck party. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Duck_Party

Phoenix Gamma Nov 3rd, 2010 12:47 PM

:lol

And I really want to move to Sweden too :(

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2010 02:15 PM

I didn't vote because I assumed my state was chock full of tree-hugging, pot-smoking baby-murdering liberals and that Kitzhaber'd get elected either way.

...he didn't. What the hell have you done, Oregon?

Now I get to hate myself for being lazy while also being trainfucked by conservative leadership. Politics!

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2010 02:20 PM

Then again, all of the votes technically still aren't in, but idk whether or not the democrats will be able to pull 15,000 votes out of their asses if Portland-metro's already been tallied.

Fathom Zero Nov 3rd, 2010 02:22 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffusi...responsibility

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2010 02:44 PM

You misunderstood, I am completely aware that I fucked up badly

Fathom Zero Nov 3rd, 2010 02:59 PM

now

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2010 03:12 PM

Where the fuck is my money

I'll cut you, man

Esuohlim Nov 3rd, 2010 04:33 PM

Where can I go to vote for all countries to sink into the ocean

Fathom Zero Nov 3rd, 2010 04:51 PM


Shyandquietguy Nov 3rd, 2010 10:06 PM

God damn it. I can't decide if the thought running in my head is more useless than interesting.

Before shampoo was invented, were we bathing our hair in plain dust and/or water or did we add something with it? Or did we just use animal excrement/entrails?

Esuohlim Nov 3rd, 2010 10:24 PM

Yes, we used animal excrement to clean hair. Good question.

MLE Nov 3rd, 2010 10:37 PM

Why don't you go cut off your balls already, Mr. Shy.

Shyandquietguy Nov 3rd, 2010 10:50 PM

Now I know why I hate socializing. As well as why everyone knows when I'm entering a room.

Anyone up for an on-line game of checkers or something?

Pentegarn Nov 3rd, 2010 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 702906)
Yes, we used animal excrement to clean hair. Good question.

:lol

Milpool, you're alllllllright

Shyandquietguy Nov 4th, 2010 12:02 AM

Do people get more pissed than anxious when drunk?

MLE Nov 4th, 2010 12:12 AM

What are you even on about

Shyandquietguy Nov 4th, 2010 12:38 AM

The crucial decision point as to whether checkers or chess is more manly. :(

Ex Leper Nov 4th, 2010 12:52 AM

BANANA! (reference to shyandqiuetguy's avatar)

Ex Leper Nov 4th, 2010 12:53 AM

^

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2010 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 702931)
The crucial decision point as to whether checkers or chess is more manly. :(

Chess, obviously.

Are you a stupid faggot or a sophisticated strategical badass?

Shyandquietguy Nov 4th, 2010 01:21 AM

Stupid faggots get shit done, though.

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2010 01:47 AM

The midterm elections are all the proof I need of that!

KA ZING

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 4th, 2010 09:16 AM

DON'T MESS WITH CHESS.

Esuohlim Nov 4th, 2010 02:06 PM

I found a picture of young Kitsa


Fathom Zero Nov 4th, 2010 02:14 PM

that's doug cosplay creepy

Kitsa Nov 4th, 2010 03:27 PM

you give me way too much credit

Dimnos Nov 4th, 2010 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 702931)
The crucial decision point as to whether checkers or chess is more manly. :(

If this is even a question in your mind then you have already failed as a man.

executioneer Nov 4th, 2010 06:57 PM

checkers is for grandpas

captain516 Nov 4th, 2010 08:15 PM

I had an awesome summer school teacher once who'd play checkers with us during class. If you won, he'd give you a dollar. So I'd have to go with checkers.

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2010 08:23 PM

Kitsa used to be friends with Zomboid? :lol

Shyandquietguy Nov 4th, 2010 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 702988)
checkers is for grandpas

And grandpas are the best people.

Chess < checkers.

P.s> What do you call that hair do? The Rooster?

Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2010 04:55 AM

Quote:

Please note: AMCtv.com is no longer hosting content related to The Prisoner series from the 1960's.
God damnit, AMC, I was like, halfway through that

fuck

Kitsa Nov 5th, 2010 06:09 AM

money is depressing. :(

Zomboid Nov 5th, 2010 08:02 AM

I just boned another girl from school! Hooray!

Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2010 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 703012)
money is depressing. :(

I have no money and that causes a lot more problems than having lots of money would. >:

Wiffles Nov 5th, 2010 08:35 AM

Maybe if people suppress their wants and excessive consumerism, they'll be happier ^_^

Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2010 09:26 AM

New Series Davros scares the shit outta me. He's perfect.

I can't decide whether or not I like Russel T. Davies as showrunner. Sometimes he'll have nothing but an entire season of shite like the Ninth Doctor's run, but he'll also put out awesome shit like Midnight and the entire third-series finale. Steven Moffat's a definite improvement, though, his season's only really shitty episodes are Victory of the Daleks and the one with Van Gogh. Neither of which he actually wrote.

Tadao Nov 5th, 2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 703019)
I just boned another girl from school! Hooray!

It's as if you are the only real man left at I-Mock. :highfive

Ex Leper Nov 5th, 2010 01:29 PM

:pagebrak
EDIT: I didn't realize this post would make a new page, sorry
__________________________________________________ _________________________

Just ordered a full box of Fright Flicks cards on the amazon sellers page!


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 5th, 2010 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 703036)
It's as if you are the only real man left at I-Mock. :highfive

I'm still here you know.

Tadao Nov 5th, 2010 06:45 PM

Your'e still producing a child and probably gonna get married.

Fathom Zero Nov 5th, 2010 07:04 PM

Check your balls at the door, LOL

Wiffles Nov 6th, 2010 01:30 AM

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets

Zhukov Nov 6th, 2010 04:14 AM

Wiffles! My word.

Guitar Woman Nov 6th, 2010 06:21 AM

I take back what I said about RTD, Journey's End turned into massive shit around the time the Doctor duplicate showed up.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 6th, 2010 08:55 AM

We've talked about marriage but only really for the tax write off and the free gifts. I told her I would marry her in a cardboard box for a tax break.

Zhukov Nov 6th, 2010 11:13 AM

As long as the magic is there it doesn't matter where you get married.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 6th, 2010 12:00 PM

Its bustin out like

Tadao Nov 6th, 2010 12:03 PM

AIDS

Kitsa Nov 6th, 2010 09:05 PM

drinking a yuengling. FUCK yeah this stuff is great, I understand what all the fuss was about now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 7th, 2010 10:23 AM

Have you tried Yuengling black and tans? They're so good you can drink them warm.

Kitsa Nov 7th, 2010 10:48 AM

We just had a case of lager. They don't sell them in Ohio, so my dad brought some back from the East Coast for some guys at work. There was a riot and one guy ended up paying my dad double and buying everything he brought back, so this was from trip #2 to replenish the stock.

Esuohlim Nov 7th, 2010 11:40 AM

Daylight Savings Time ends, fuck yeah

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 7th, 2010 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 703166)
We just had a case of lager. They don't sell them in Ohio, so my dad brought some back from the East Coast for some guys at work. There was a riot and one guy ended up paying my dad double and buying everything he brought back, so this was from trip #2 to replenish the stock.


I don't know why the hell they don't sell it in ohio, its only a state away from the brewery. I've never noticed it being sold in cleveland ever but just thought it was coincidence.

Babs Nov 7th, 2010 01:54 PM

I've actually purchased a case in Ohio before actually. Grove City to be specific.

Guitar Woman Nov 7th, 2010 07:39 PM

I dig tea

Pub Lover Nov 7th, 2010 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 703027)
I can't decide whether or not I like Russel T. Davies as showrunner. Sometimes he'll have nothing but an entire season of shite like the Ninth Doctor's run, but he'll also put out awesome shit like Midnight and the entire third-series finale. Steven Moffat's a definite improvement, though, his season's only really shitty episodes are Victory of the Daleks and the one with Van Gogh. Neither of which he actually wrote.

Have you seen other Russell T. Davis shows? Queer As Folk? Casanova? There are serious faggy moments in his run of Dr Who that are quintessentially him and drive me up the wall. Steven Moffat's run is much better. Although the candy-coloured Daleks & space Spitfires had me groaning. :scifinerdmoaning

Guitar Woman Nov 7th, 2010 09:23 PM

The Daleks are beyond redemption from silliness, especially if Davros is MIA. They might as well be painted like skittles, it's all the same to me.

Cybermen, on the other hand, are still awesome.

Kitsa Nov 7th, 2010 09:53 PM

Weird, we can't find it around here anywhere but I don't go to grove city for the booze.

Guitar Woman Nov 7th, 2010 10:37 PM

One month until Christmas season, the worst part of the entire year.

Next year I can just skip the entire thing with liberal amounts of rum.

Fathom Zero Nov 7th, 2010 10:55 PM

Christmas time is my favorite time of the year. The streets are empty.

kahljorn Nov 7th, 2010 11:29 PM

Does anybody know any cool shit to do in san francisco? going there next weekend :O

Guitar Woman Nov 7th, 2010 11:38 PM

drugs


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