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MetalMilitia Feb 26th, 2008 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 534753)
what the fuck, I can't even fucking download anything

how the fuck am I gonna run orange box if I can't put steam on here >:

;_; MY RUBY SLIPPERS HAVE TOO MANY RUBIES! ;_;

:rolleyes

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 26th, 2008 01:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aphQNGOz7v8

Guitar Woman Feb 26th, 2008 03:39 PM

lol, I didn't have administrative privelages yet :<

I hate setting up new computers

MattJack Feb 26th, 2008 05:47 PM

i haven't posted anything bad in a while Willie :(

now Hickman, what an asshole

MarioRPG Feb 26th, 2008 06:40 PM

I'm getting less and less time to come here :(

ElPila666 Feb 27th, 2008 12:17 AM

Are you guys still have no power? Are you living in miami?

ElPila666 Feb 27th, 2008 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 534796)
i haven't posted anything bad in a while Willie :(

That's true and also he was raping so good last night, he could be the next eminem :lol

Tadao Feb 27th, 2008 12:51 AM

He's a master raper.

MattJack Feb 27th, 2008 01:07 AM

z-ro rapped all that ill shit, son

ElPila666 Feb 27th, 2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 534693)
I HATE YOU BTICH

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 534709)
Do you called it Princess Peach? ;)

We can do some rap lyrics together you now, Master MJ see?:confused:

MattJack Feb 27th, 2008 01:21 AM

word lez do it

hit me up with a verse

ElPila666 Feb 27th, 2008 01:30 AM

Bat i can't speak english so well

ElPila666 Feb 27th, 2008 01:34 AM

i'm the king of hip hop may name is burrito
i don't know what to saying only hearr 4 the rythm
i go with the flow that is in the mob
i'm in the streets cause that were i lived

MattJack Feb 27th, 2008 01:44 AM

You're the king of hip hop and your name iz burrito
I tried to understand yer rhyme but no lo puedo
And the only shit I know bout that spanish speaking Argentina
Is that they always got a hella heat team on my favorite game Fifa

:crossesarms

ElPila666 Feb 27th, 2008 01:46 AM

i'm stone stone pie almoust all the time
i don't know what really is but it's made me fine
i take another beer and it's make my fly
Martin MCfly is in the travel time car

Esuohlim Feb 27th, 2008 01:54 AM

what's UP motherfucks
i've got a permit to rhyme
it's filed with the city
you should see it sometime

MattJack Feb 27th, 2008 01:55 AM

Your rhymes are so ill that they get me all shaky
Just call me Marty McFly and Muhammad Ali's baby
Mi gusto mi mota y mi gusto me cerveza
Pero que mi gusto mas es bueno ponocha

ElPila666 Feb 27th, 2008 02:05 AM

I've got e-mail is from my own female
i'm think i should go she rocks the most
i'm thinking our career stinking really big
so that's it i'm sorry baby i quit

MattJack Feb 27th, 2008 02:12 AM

What's good son yo I heard you gots a permit
But is it legit
Or did you jus fake it
Cause we know rappers ain't got time for READIN N SHIT

Odium Feb 27th, 2008 02:12 AM

Shit ya, boys...
I can feel the funk.
Where's Tadao?
Probably drunk on spunk.

liquidstatik Feb 27th, 2008 06:46 AM

snickerdoodle dop
and a whippindoodle bop
i liiikes my ice cream
with lots of chocolate glops :O!

Fat_Hippo Feb 27th, 2008 07:45 AM

CHECK IT YO
'm gonna rhyme somethin' with bitch
while lying facedown in this ditch
the dwarf likes to hit me with his switch
while getting raped from behind by a witch

Ugh, I can't rap for shit...yo. I don't even like rap!

ElPila666 Feb 27th, 2008 09:38 AM

JUST A MIC CHECK YO JUST ONE MORE MIC CHECK
in the ghetto looking for some weed
nigga respect me cuz i let him live
milhouse is on da house
he's a tough guy, he's a crazy lad

I'M DISMISS NOW

MarioRPG Feb 27th, 2008 07:36 PM

I just came to ask why there are so many new people now. I won't bother checking the answer, however.

JediScum Feb 27th, 2008 10:35 PM

Step on back, RPG
Gonna rap some history
Noobs are here because we're geniuses
But noobs usually only talk about penises
or "HA HA you're retarded"
"Open a new window cause who fugging farted?"

Now I'm no short bus nor no brain
I occasionally do declare me insane
I think along with the site revamp
Rog kinda said give noobies a chance

Tolerance? Oh so 1960's
YOU"D HAVE MORE SOUL IF YOU WATCHED BILL BIXBY!!!!
Before you all say Damn that stunk
I was rapping while under the influence of a heroin/ketamine/acid/rutabaga introvenious shot .... and , um, a ... pitcher of screwdrivers mixed with gasoline


23_ Feb 28th, 2008 12:01 AM

:pagebrak

Misdemonar Feb 28th, 2008 02:29 PM

that last page was some fucking lame shit guys

Grislygus Feb 28th, 2008 02:34 PM

So what's with Calvinism, guys? It kind of makes me uncomfortable because arbitrarily and randomly selecting a certain amount of people to get into heaven is totally what I would do as an omnipotent entity.

Grislygus Feb 28th, 2008 02:35 PM

"Okay, let's see, charity work. Uh-huh. Nice to animals, helped little old ladies across the street, yeah, good, so-OH, I'm suh-horry, buddy, but number one million juuuuuuust stepped through the gates, and that's the cutoff point. See ya, shmuck!"

Zomboid Feb 28th, 2008 02:41 PM

wish me luck I'm going to my sociology midterm now :(

Grislygus Feb 28th, 2008 02:46 PM

I'll give you five pints of luck if you get somebody to give me some for my math exam.

Chojin Feb 28th, 2008 03:46 PM

my marketing midterm is tomorrow ;<

executioneer Feb 28th, 2008 04:00 PM

i'll wish all yall luck if you wish me luck im gonna try to apply for a computor job! good luck!

-willie

Chojin Feb 28th, 2008 04:18 PM

glglglglglgl

Tadao Feb 28th, 2008 04:30 PM


Grislygus Feb 28th, 2008 04:35 PM

GOOD LCUK

Grislygus Feb 28th, 2008 04:36 PM

Ignore the asian hobo tadao luck, that is tainted

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2008 05:54 PM

I already took my tests and I'm getting them back tomorrow :tear

executioneer Feb 28th, 2008 05:57 PM

well good luck anyhow :eek

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2008 07:00 PM

I just ordered two of these:



I'm going to be the coolest person in the whole office at work :eek

Cost 27 american dollars for postage though. Which is 8 dollars more than the actual items. >: >:

executioneer Feb 28th, 2008 07:14 PM

i hope they dont break or anything in transit! good luck!

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2008 08:01 PM

It's a good day to be alive, guys.

Really good.

I feel sorry for all of you who aren't alive today. Not too much, though, cuz I'm busy having a good time.

Being alive.

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2008 08:02 PM

:D

Emu Feb 28th, 2008 08:04 PM

:portal

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2008 08:05 PM

oh, no, I didn't notice MM's post until just now

I'm just in a really god damned good mood today.

Emu Feb 28th, 2008 08:55 PM

I wasn't even thinking about that :O

liquidstatik Feb 29th, 2008 03:56 AM

hey guys good luck with stufff :D

ElPila666 Feb 29th, 2008 04:05 AM

WOOD LACK WEED STAFF

ElPila666 Feb 29th, 2008 06:26 AM

No really, Good luck God blaze you people

ElPila666 Feb 29th, 2008 06:34 AM

Metalmilitia are you a hooligan?

MetalMilitia Feb 29th, 2008 08:25 AM

I don't really like sports, so no. I'm not.

BlackHexen Feb 29th, 2008 10:43 AM

I'm a fucking loser. I do nothing, and if i do something, i cry myself to sleep. I just Travel around Finland and try to be without killing myself. I'm so depressed, please help me, someone.

Odium Feb 29th, 2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackHexen (Post 535248)
I'm a fucking loser. I do nothing, and if i do something, i cry myself to sleep. I just Travel around Finland and try to be without killing myself. I'm so depressed, please help me, someone.

Ok, this is probably a joke or something, but this kind of talk aways concerns me. I've battled serious depression all my life. If you really need help, go to the hospital.

BlackHexen Feb 29th, 2008 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odium (Post 535257)
Ok, this is probably a joke or something, but this kind of talk aways concerns me. I've battled serious depression all my life. If you really need help, go to the hospital.

Its both, true and joke. I'm going next week to mental hospital. Psychiatrists and medicine doesn't help at all. Joke part was that i have to tell everyone that i'm not feeling good. Even if no-one wants to know.

Dr. Boogie Feb 29th, 2008 12:54 PM

BlackHexen belongs in a mental hospital because she thought attention whoring belongs in the IRL thread!

executioneer Feb 29th, 2008 01:01 PM

"she"?

Dr. Boogie Feb 29th, 2008 01:06 PM

Hell, I don't either either way. It's your problem now, Willie.

executioneer Feb 29th, 2008 01:11 PM

CURSE YUO *shakes first*

Tadao Feb 29th, 2008 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odium (Post 535257)
Ok, this is probably a joke or something, but this kind of talk aways concerns me. I've battled serious depression all my life. If you really need help, go to the hospital.

Yep, true born idiot.

Hospitals will just lock you up for thinking about killing yourself. They'll feed you drugs you can't afford when you get out and your life will be even more miserable because no one cares. The just have to pretend they care.

If you want to be happy and alive at the same time, then find something that makes you happy. Like drug abuse or masturbation.

executioneer Feb 29th, 2008 01:40 PM

dont finns have socialized medicine like the swedes do

Tadao Feb 29th, 2008 01:57 PM

BASTARD!

Fathom Zero Feb 29th, 2008 02:02 PM

I just got in a totally badass accident.

Tadao Feb 29th, 2008 02:17 PM

Do tell

Grislygus Feb 29th, 2008 02:25 PM

I had some awesome, awesome fun brownies last night

I got unbelievably loopy and fucked up for a few hours and then everything got ridiculously slow due to me only seeing quick snapshots of what I was doing, followed by a quick half hour of feeling like water and then I fell asleep on the floor

Odium Feb 29th, 2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 535277)
Yep, true born idiot.

Hospitals will just lock you up for thinking about killing yourself. They'll feed you drugs you can't afford when you get out and your life will be even more miserable because no one cares. The just have to pretend they care.

If you want to be happy and alive at the same time, then find something that makes you happy. Like drug abuse or masturbation.

Are you for real?

MarioRPG Feb 29th, 2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 535294)
I had some awesome, awesome fun brownies last night

Where can I pick those up :(

Tadao Feb 29th, 2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odium (Post 535313)
Are you for real?

:hypno

Chojin Feb 29th, 2008 06:51 PM

What doctor in their right mind would advise a depressive patient to go piss off people on the internet

Chojin Feb 29th, 2008 06:51 PM

maybe your real problem is being a quitter

Chojin Feb 29th, 2008 06:51 PM

quitter

Emu Feb 29th, 2008 07:11 PM

how'd you post 3 times in a minute

MarioRPG Feb 29th, 2008 07:23 PM

:o

Fathom Zero Feb 29th, 2008 10:36 PM

We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled. :(

We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.

Tadao Feb 29th, 2008 10:50 PM

Never had an airbag deploy on me. :themoreyouknow

Sam Feb 29th, 2008 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 535374)
We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled. :(

We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.

When you saw the airbag did you think, "Oh god this is what Sam punching my face would feel like."

ElPila666 Feb 29th, 2008 11:24 PM

FATALITY!

WhiteRat Feb 29th, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 535374)
We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled. :(

We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.

Who's back seat? And was it truly "bad ass"?

Esuohlim Feb 29th, 2008 11:57 PM

Nothing is more badass than a SAFETY BELT, Fathom Zero!

Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:01 AM

If anyone could be a judge of what is "badass" it's Esouhlim. :rolleyes

Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:04 AM

Yeah :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2008 12:06 AM

Well my bluff has been called, see ya tomorrow folks

Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:08 AM

yeah, see ya later :rolleyes

Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:10 AM

lets meet back here at the same time and place okay guys :rolleyes

Tadao Mar 1st, 2008 12:22 AM

Are you 3 always this gay with each other?

Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:26 AM

hey guys let's do some meth :rolleyes

Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:27 AM

:rolleyes

Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:28 AM

:rolleyes

Tadao Mar 1st, 2008 12:29 AM

Some?

Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:29 AM


Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:30 AM


Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 535404)
Some?

He meant all of it?

Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:31 AM


Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:32 AM


Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:32 AM


Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:33 AM


Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:35 AM


Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:35 AM


Sam Mar 1st, 2008 12:36 AM


Zomboid Mar 1st, 2008 12:41 AM


Tadao Mar 1st, 2008 12:44 AM

Oh, sorry.

So then it's just the 2 of you that are gay.


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