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Otto Mar 12th, 2010 09:53 PM

New b-movies just don't do it for me like mid-90s and earlier b-movies.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 13th, 2010 02:40 AM

Oh man, is that a T-Rex Shark?

Sam Mar 13th, 2010 04:27 AM

i'm so tired of cruising the bar for some tight sliz

RaNkeri Mar 13th, 2010 04:51 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Kitsa Mar 13th, 2010 05:39 PM

dammit rankeri


stop trying to make miami vice happen

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 05:43 PM

HAWAII 5-0, FUCK YEAH

YOU FINNLISH BASTARD

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 05:47 PM

HAY GUISE a few of the professors at the art school I'm applying to watched me work in a portfolio development class and pulled me aside to say that they'll vouch for me

Grisly Gus, fuck yeah BIIIIIITCHES

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 05:49 PM

though I imagine that they'd be repulsed if they ever were told just how much time I waste on MS paint :(

Otto Mar 13th, 2010 06:00 PM

I remember one of the professors at my art school telling me not to spend all of my scholarship money on beer.

He didn't like me very much.

Kitsa Mar 13th, 2010 06:07 PM

My art professor made us lug a 20-lb textbook back and forth to the AIC (art institute of Chicago...also known as the Ferris Bueller art museum) three times a damn week on the commuter train. She was nice though.

Sam Mar 13th, 2010 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 675941)
HAY GUISE a few of the professors at the art school I'm applying to watched me work in a portfolio development class and pulled me aside to say that they'll vouch for me

Grisly Gus, fuck yeah BIIIIIITCHES

You should show them my ms-paint portfolio and see if they will vouch for me too.

THEN WE CAN CRUISE FOR SOME TIGHT SLIZ

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2010 07:42 PM

Has this already passed through here? :eek


Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 08:03 PM

My phone doesn't show emoticons or embedded video as existing at all, so all I can do is quote and look at the coded link to the video that I cannot watch :( I'm sad now

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 08:05 PM

DESCRIBE IT TO ME

CONVEY THE FUNNY EVEN IF THE JOKE IS BUTCHERED IN THE PROCESS, I DEMAND IT

Sam Mar 13th, 2010 08:06 PM

FUCK YOU FOR IGNORING ME >:

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 08:17 PM

I'M SORRY SAM, I DIDNT MEAN TO IGNORE YOU BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO CRUISE FOR ANY TIGHT SLIZ RIGHT NOW, THE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN THE PORTFOLIO CLASS WONT STOP TALKING TO ME DURING THE BREAKS AND THE HIGH SCHOOL GUYS CROWD AROUND THE EDGES JEALOUSLY AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GODDAMNED WIERDO AND MY MORALE IS DYING SLOWLY :(

SERIOUSLY, WHEN WE ALL STAND UP TO LOOK AT EVERYONE'S WORK AND I MOVE TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROOM AWAY FROM THE CROWD THEY FOLLOW ME





THEY FOLLOW ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT THE HELL

Sam Mar 13th, 2010 08:22 PM

YOU GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME DOG

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 08:25 PM

JUST DON'T TELL DANNY :(

Sam Mar 13th, 2010 08:27 PM

I'M TELLIN

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 08:30 PM

NUH UH

Sam Mar 13th, 2010 08:36 PM

YEAH HUH

SELFISH ASS

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 08:39 PM

YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME, I'M DEPRIVED

MY PHONE WON'T LET ME CAST MY IMPORTANT DOC MOCK VOTE

captain516 Mar 13th, 2010 08:55 PM

I can't stop watching the Trololo video.

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 09:02 PM

:pagebrak

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 09:04 PM

GODDAMNIT

Grislygus Mar 13th, 2010 09:05 PM

:pagebrak
.

Esuohlim Mar 14th, 2010 01:06 AM

GUS

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2010 01:36 AM

LAH LAH LAAAAAAAAH LAHHH LAAAH LAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Colonel Flagg Mar 14th, 2010 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 675955)
Has this already passed through here? :eek


Not here, but this dude is hysterical. Eduard Gil. A C-list (at least in Russia) singer from Smolensk doing what I believe is a vocal exercise (at least that's what I learned on the interwebs, so it must be true). Reminds me of a Socialist Lawrence Welk.

I think I saw his hair move once. :eek

The song is addictive - I can't stop humming it ALL THE EFFING TIME.

lalalala La lala La lala Laaaa lalalala Laaaa!
yayayaya Ya yaya Ya yaya Yaaaa yayayaya YAAAAAA!

EDIT: Apparently he's still alive and singing with a "Rock Band" with his son, Dmitri.

Colonel Flagg Mar 14th, 2010 03:36 AM

ONE TRICK OF A TINY BELLY!
LOSE A BIT OF YOUR BELLY EACH DAY BY FOLLOWING THIS ONE SIMPLE RULE!

STOP EATING SO DAMNED MUCH, YOU PIG.

Esuohlim Mar 14th, 2010 04:08 AM

The trick is to go buy a vibrating belt exercise machine like a real man

WhiteRat Mar 14th, 2010 01:53 PM

Drugtown mom learns simple trick to keeping your anus white!

Pub Lover Mar 14th, 2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 675982)
Not here, but this dude is hysterical.

He is. :) Thank you for the info, Sir. :posh

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2010 02:03 AM

holy shit I'm high

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2010 02:04 AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2010 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 675982)
Not here, but this dude is hysterical. Eduard Gil. A C-list (at least in Russia) singer from Smolensk doing what I believe is a vocal exercise (at least that's what I learned on the interwebs, so it must be true). Reminds me of a Socialist Lawrence Welk.

I think I saw his hair move once. :eek

The song is addictive - I can't stop humming it ALL THE EFFING TIME.

lalalala La lala La lala Laaaa lalalala Laaaa!
yayayaya Ya yaya Ya yaya Yaaaa yayayaya YAAAAAA!

EDIT: Apparently he's still alive and singing with a "Rock Band" with his son, Dmitri.

what in the fuck did I just watch

Pentegarn Mar 15th, 2010 02:29 AM

That was big last couple weeks on Preston and Steve (ask the Colonel)

captain516 Mar 15th, 2010 02:29 AM

Col. was right about it being addictive. I saw it two days ago, and I can't stop humming it either.

Sam Mar 15th, 2010 02:32 AM

I HAVE THE SHITS :(

Fathom Zero Mar 15th, 2010 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 676032)
Preston and Steve (ask the Colonel)

Oh god, shut up. Preston and Steve are awful.

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2010 02:34 AM

I think I'm in a red place with jerks. Holy FUCK I am high.

Sam Mar 15th, 2010 02:35 AM

I HAVE THE WORST REEKING FARTS EVER UGH

Tadao Mar 15th, 2010 03:16 AM

poop

WhiteRat Mar 15th, 2010 04:21 AM

i can't stop drinking water

Supafly345 Mar 15th, 2010 07:45 AM

pee

Fathom Zero Mar 15th, 2010 07:57 AM

I just ate six bananas. Now I'm making a pizza.

Chojin Mar 15th, 2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 676029)
holy shit I'm high

woooah cool man, log into xbox live and tell everyone

Pentegarn Mar 15th, 2010 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 676035)
Oh god, shut up. Preston and Steve are awful.

Whatever :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Mar 15th, 2010 10:12 AM


Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 676029)
holy shit I'm high

I'm telling your dad

Colonel Flagg Mar 15th, 2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 676035)
Oh god, shut up. Preston and Steve are awful.

To each their own.

I'm guessing you were a "Barsky" kind of guy. :\

Colonel Flagg Mar 15th, 2010 11:43 AM

:pagebrak

DAMMIT

RaNkeri Mar 15th, 2010 12:39 PM

FUCK 22.12.2012

4.11.4006 BITCHES

RaNkeri Mar 15th, 2010 12:49 PM

ALSO, DAVID BECKHAM

Grislygus Mar 15th, 2010 01:28 PM

Man I actually have nothing to do today, no lines to wait in, no having to wait in the dmv or AAA, no having to sit in a clinic for five hours, no having to sit in my car and wait for something to open or for some random jackass store manager to finally get off of their two hour lunch break so I can ask them why the hell they're jerking me around on my job application...

SO once again I'm still stuck at home, hovering over dinner cooking in a crock pot for six hours while the stew simmers and boils down SO I'M ON AN ACTUAL COMPUTER TODAY

Prepare for a glorious unleashing of bold and italics, previously unavailable on my phone, perhaps supplemented by underlined text, and prepare for me to be even more annoying

Terra Mar 15th, 2010 01:47 PM

I would like to hear more about the stew, please.

Grislygus Mar 15th, 2010 02:29 PM

Rice, ground hominy, diced carrots, potatoes (baked beforehand), black beans, corn, jalapenos, short (thickly cut) chicken strips (also slow-and-low baked beforehand, tender as hell now), thyme, cilantro, butter, a healthy dose of ground red pepper flakes, previously reduced/homemade chicken broth with secret seasonings that make it oh-so savory, sliced mushrooms, and a decent dash of pepper, why?

Pentegarn Mar 15th, 2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 676068)
To each their own.

I'm guessing you were a "Barsky" kind of guy. :\

No he's probably a Kidd Chris (or is it Kidd Kris?) guy

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2010 03:33 PM

I downloaded the entire Beatles discography the other day so I can listen through it all and finally legitimately back up my claim that I hate them

Terra Mar 15th, 2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676095)
Rice, ground hominy, diced carrots, potatoes (baked beforehand), black beans, corn, jalapenos, short (thickly cut) chicken strips (also slow-and-low baked beforehand, tender as hell now), thyme, cilantro, butter, a healthy dose of ground red pepper flakes, previously reduced/homemade chicken broth with secret seasonings that make it oh-so savory, sliced mushrooms, and a decent dash of pepper, why?

I was getting hungry.

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2010 06:53 PM

Anorexia makes you hungry, yes

Grislygus Mar 15th, 2010 07:00 PM

Did I mention that the crockpot dinner itself is turkey stewing in sherry, celery, green onions, and its own juices, to be further developed into tasty well-sauced goodness?

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2010 07:29 PM

She cannot wait get her lanugo-covered hands on it and inhale the calorie-less vapors

Grislygus Mar 15th, 2010 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 676146)
You remember watching live action Spider man and Battlestar Galactica? You're pretty old.The times they are a-changing, grandpa. Just accept the fact there will always be new versions of older franchises, and that people will one day be reminiscing about them. :Bob Dylan

I sure as hell remember watching live action Spiderman and Battlestar Galactica on SciFi (whenever they weren't playing Gigantor). What is he, twelve?


Now I can't go after Coolinator over him in good conscience. >:

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 676103)
I downloaded the entire Beatles discography the other day so I can listen through it all and finally legitimately back up my claim that I hate them

Album #1: Please Please Me

Boring derivative pop songs and shitty doo-wop. There's a song called "Boys" where they sing about boys. Fuck this shit.

The Leader Mar 15th, 2010 10:11 PM

You should have started from their last album and gone back.

Guitar Woman Mar 15th, 2010 10:12 PM

Rolling Stones were always better than The Beatles. Just sayin'.

Although The Beatles were a big factor in me realizing that all music wasn't complete shit. They're a good starting point for classic rock fags, I think

Tadao Mar 15th, 2010 10:21 PM

idiot

The Leader Mar 15th, 2010 10:53 PM

:lol

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2010 10:55 PM

Are the Beatles only good because they were revolutionary? Do they continue to be boring by today's standards or am I going to get unexpectedly floored by some heavy shit coming up

I'm looking forward to when I get to Sgt. Pepper's, the most overhyped album other than Dark Side of the Moon (which sucks).

The Leader Mar 15th, 2010 11:09 PM

You're going to hate it because you already hate it so you're wasting your time.

Esuohlim Mar 15th, 2010 11:23 PM

I hate everything before I like it >:, The Leader >:

The Leader Mar 15th, 2010 11:41 PM

Then you're wasting your life.

Zhukov Mar 15th, 2010 11:58 PM

Hate is a powerful ally, The Leader.


You would do well to embrace it.

The Leader Mar 16th, 2010 12:03 AM

Never. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

The Leader Mar 16th, 2010 12:04 AM

:pagebrak

The Leader Mar 16th, 2010 12:06 AM

But not really. ;/

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 12:08 AM

I guess what I said was a bit of a stretch too :)

The Leader Mar 16th, 2010 12:09 AM

BFFs! :)

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2010 12:17 AM

Got Linux working on my previously blue-screened laptop. :picklehat

I read a lot of complaints about how wireless cards are shit with Ubuntu, but my Netgear setup pretty much worked seamlessly here. Better than it does with Windows, actually. :\

Also am still crazy on psychoactive substances, hurr

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 12:18 AM

The Leader, you know you are pretty much my favourite poster beginning with 'The'. ;)

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 12:30 AM

I thought the leader was making an action figure of Doc Mock but as far as I know, it never happened.

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 676209)
I decided not to vote Thursday now because I evaluated how fucking stupid you sounded making that statement. I can only imagine you now in your mid 30's with your playstation 3 controller perched up on your beer belly switching between typing on you gravy in crested keyboard and playing hitman. What the hell is wrong with you?

Babs calling the kettle stupid

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 12:45 AM

WTF I DON'T PLAY PLAYSTATION FGGT

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 12:51 AM

SURRY BUBS

Sam Mar 16th, 2010 01:47 AM

WE'RE GONNA GO AMERICA ALL OVER THEIR ASSES

Tadao Mar 16th, 2010 01:51 AM

You might like certain tracks on Rubber Soul and Revolver and then again on Let It Be.

Sam Mar 16th, 2010 02:24 AM

FUCK THAT

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2010 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 676096)
No he's probably a Kidd Chris (or is it Kidd Kris?) guy

Actually, I'm a fan of Opie and Anthony, and I've listened to Ron & Fez since I first heard them seven years ago. So I'm not really into those morning zoo-type shows with a lot of "funny" celebrity impersonations, fake prank calls, and overly produced bits.

That said, I haven't heard Preston and Steve in ages, but I think Kidd Chris is just alright.

And I'm not into these "shock jocks", either. God, they suck.

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 02:44 AM

DREW AND MIKE WRIF DETROIT MOTHER FUCKERS

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 676219)
You might like certain tracks on Rubber Soul and Revolver and then again on Let It Be.

I hear good things about Abbey Road and the White Album too. I've never even heard of Please Please Me until yesterday.

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 04:21 AM

Babs, you have shit for brains. I'd rather be "boring" than desperately seeking approval from a group of people whose indifference towards me is rivaled only by that of my own parents.

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 04:53 AM

Just the fact that some pretentious aussie fag, such as yourself, is sipping his cappuccino on his neat little mac book at his local star bucks makes me sick and full of disgust. Just because you read a T.S. Elliott novel and can recite some Kerouac doesn't make you the next fucking Freud. I bet you feel so fucking suave when you go buy a $5 beer don't you? Truly pathetic seeing as you think you're "someone" because you have friends on a god damn website. What's even more sad, is that you're trying to boast it like as if you're saying "IN YOUR FACE I MADE FRIENDS ON A FORUM BITCH". I guess you're entitled to just about anything then, so go ahead and state some fucking red neck statement you probably heard from watching Deliverance.

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2010 05:01 AM

I don't think of a dude with cat's-asshole lips sipping a cappuccino in a beret when I think of Zhukov.

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 05:07 AM

Suckoff isn't to bad, he's entertaining. I do not hate this man.

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2010 05:15 AM

You're bullshitting. If you have a point, make it. Don't waffle when somebody doesn't agree.

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 05:27 AM

So that has to mean I hate him because I stated how I depict him in my mind? I'm pretty sure he wasn't disagreeing with me about anything, unless you consider saying he rather be boring as a form of disagreement.

This is really fucking stupid now and I can't believe how fucking retarded some people on this forum really are.

RaNkeri Mar 16th, 2010 05:32 AM

GOD DAMN, SHIT JUST GOT REEEEAAAAAALLLLL

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 05:36 AM

Why the hell would I care how you... depict me in your mind?


Also, I was less commenting on the fact that I have internet friends and you do not, and leaning more towards the 'you desperately want i-mockery to be your friend' angle.

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 676242)
Why the hell would I care how you... depict me in your mind?

Maybe the fact you're bringing it up when I wasn't even talking to you. Speak when spoken to...... bitch.


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