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MLE Nov 13th, 2010 12:43 AM

I'm surprised they didn't block their number.

Sam Nov 13th, 2010 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 703868)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

ARE YOU ZHUKOV'S LITTLE BROTHER?

HE'S ONLY CALLING BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT YOU.

AND YOUR DELICIOUSLY FLAMBOYANT LIFESTYLE.

Kitsa Nov 13th, 2010 07:55 AM

DESTROYED BY PRAGMATISM

http://attractions.uptake.com/massac..._11480641.html

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2010 09:20 AM

Hey fgts, who knows their shit about snus, and or snuff

I require nicotine to function, but I also enjoy having lungs

Plus having to trudge into the untamed wilds for a smoke to avoid offending soccer moms is inconvenient, and I hate the weather outside this time of year

Zhukov Nov 13th, 2010 10:04 AM

I'm terribly impressed with your grown up addiction.

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2010 10:05 AM

I'm glad, but unless you are here to inform me on the topic I requested I give precisely half a fuck.

Tadao Nov 13th, 2010 12:54 PM

Why not use the patch? You can tell all your other faggy Portland friends that you are binging back cutting and they will think you are cool again. Cause that's how lame life in Portland is.

elx Nov 13th, 2010 02:13 PM



OH GOD :( DID YOUGUYS SEE THIS

Chojin Nov 13th, 2010 02:28 PM


The Leader Nov 13th, 2010 04:47 PM

What the hell, elx?

kahljorn Nov 13th, 2010 05:34 PM

thought that was an episode of the squid bilies ;/

elx Nov 13th, 2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 703901)
What the hell, elx?

what are you looking at me for?? i didn't teach her to bark

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2010 06:16 PM

That thing is creeping me out

Zomboid Nov 13th, 2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 703879)
Hey fgts, who knows their shit about snus, and or snuff

I require nicotine to function, but I also enjoy having lungs

Plus having to trudge into the untamed wilds for a smoke to avoid offending soccer moms is inconvenient, and I hate the weather outside this time of year

I still have a garbage bag full of empty tins from high school. I switched to smoking. It's essentially choosing between lungs and teeth/gums. Your lip gets really raw after a while, and it looks a lot more disgusting than smoking.

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2010 07:54 PM

absolution is a lie

Tadao Nov 13th, 2010 08:41 PM

Good luck with SS this year guys, you already have two part timers saying it's ok to receive a box of things that the owner has laying around. :lol

Kitsa Nov 13th, 2010 09:11 PM

when I non-winter gift exchanged with zhukov, it worked out pretty well on both sides. Secret Santa is a lot of pressure.

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2010 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 703923)
I still have a garbage bag full of empty tins from high school. I switched to smoking. It's essentially choosing between lungs and teeth/gums. Your lip gets really raw after a while, and it looks a lot more disgusting than smoking.

It sounds like you're thinking of chewing tobacco. My balls are not even large enough for that.

Unless you're not, in which case, I thought snus was supposed to not require a huge lump in your cheek or constant spitting. Bluh.

Pentegarn Nov 14th, 2010 12:58 AM

Elx that video made my brain sad :(

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2010 03:29 AM

I wish I could see youtube videos. That is some good hype right there.

quick sidestep, Sam, have you lined up a tattoo guy yet?

kahljorn Nov 14th, 2010 01:17 PM

you should be a tattoo dude man. A lot of artists i know ended up doing that and they make a shitload of money ;/

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2010 01:31 PM

as soon as I get to the point where I can throw around 500 bucks for a tat gun, plus extra materials, that's going to be a full-time HOBBY. I'm pretty sure that I've designed over well over thirty four tattoos over the last two years, might as well eliminate the middleman.

In the mean time, I'm suddenly in the strange position of getting $50/hr for freelance work as a medical illustrator and not being able to touch any of it. Thank you, private loans at variable rates. And I've legally turned into a walking, talking business now, complete with licensing and tax write-offs. What's new around here?

elx Nov 14th, 2010 01:41 PM

nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?


(p.s - leonid meteor shower this wednesday(!!!!) )

elx Nov 14th, 2010 01:45 PM

better not be about those cosmic super bubbles :@

Esuohlim Nov 14th, 2010 02:29 PM

WHATEVER IT IS, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM IT

Sam Nov 14th, 2010 02:31 PM

IT'S SPACE BONERS

BONERS FROM SPPPAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEE

kahljorn Nov 14th, 2010 03:12 PM

dang i wish the zombie fad thread wasn't closed so i could use it to comment on fads :(

Esuohlim Nov 14th, 2010 03:36 PM

YOU THOUGHT THE ZOMBIE FAD WAS GONE?

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

Chojin Nov 14th, 2010 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 703968)
nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?


Zomboid Nov 14th, 2010 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 703985)
YOU THOUGHT THE ZOMBIE FAD WAS GONE?

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

:lol

Kitsa Nov 14th, 2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 703968)

(p.s - leonid meteor shower this wednesday(!!!!) )

I remember a story called "Night of the Leonids" in a reading book when I was in elementary school. This kid's grandmother wanted to take him to some event in the park to watch the leonid shower, and it was cloudy or something. He went bratty and she hit him. Then he had some sort of epiphany and realized it was going to be her last chance to see them before she died, or something. The last sentence was, "I held the hand that hit me."

Anyway, I got from that that leonid showers were super-rare once in a lifetime things and I've heard them be announced at least three times in the past three years. But astronomy isn't my strong suit.

Esuohlim Nov 14th, 2010 07:05 PM

The Leonids happen every year, but the all the junk from the comet where the Leonids come from orbits every 33 years. Which means every 33 years it's much cooler than usual.

executioneer Nov 14th, 2010 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 703929)
It sounds like you're thinking of chewing tobacco. My balls are not even large enough for that.

Unless you're not, in which case, I thought snus was supposed to not require a huge lump in your cheek or constant spitting. Bluh.

yeah snus is chewing tobacco. SNUFF on the other hand goes up your nose and is dry and powdery and i assume makes your nose rot off

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff

kahljorn Nov 14th, 2010 09:13 PM

lol the sweedes in this game i play are always talking about snus :(

i guess it comes from there or some shit

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2010 09:45 PM

We all know that GW is just going to ignore all this and end up being one of those twenty five year old Portlanders that wear fake multicolored tweed caps and smoke pipes in public

Colonel Flagg Nov 14th, 2010 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 703968)
nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery

Could be the recent successful flyby of comet Hartley 2?

Guitar Woman Nov 14th, 2010 11:03 PM

My pipe broke. It was ok, I guess, but I ended up ripping the mouthpiece off and turning it into a cigarette holder.

Also, hats with long hair? That's probably the ugliest thing I can think of.

Tadao Nov 14th, 2010 11:05 PM

Your face and other peoples vision is probably a worse combination.

Guitar Woman Nov 14th, 2010 11:10 PM

Actually, I'm basically completely handsome as fuck. Sorry, grandpa.

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2010 11:25 PM

the funny thing about that was that I was just being a dick; there was no way that (even) you were geeky enough to be one of those people who ACTUALLY would smoke (tobacco) with a pipe

Just goes to show!

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2010 11:31 PM

I'm sorry, I keep meaning to stop making fun of you. It's just easy to do, I'll stop. Since WHEN do you have long hair?

Guitar Woman Nov 14th, 2010 11:37 PM

Since like 4 years ago

The last time I smoked real pipe tobacco was ages ago, usually I just butt-dive in my ashtray and use my pipe to get whatever leftovers I leave because I'm a horrible addict

Which is why I'm looking into snus, so I can save my poor lungs from exploding

Grislygus Nov 15th, 2010 12:03 AM

I JOINED four years ago, right around when everyone found out that you were't a chick. A year later, you posted an actual picture of yourself. You had short-ish hair and looked exactly like a sixteen-year old version of John Colicos.

Tadao Nov 15th, 2010 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 704034)
Actually, I'm basically completely handsome as fuck. Sorry, grandpa.

By Portlands standards so is Courtney Love.

Guitar Woman Nov 15th, 2010 12:47 AM

It's been down to my shoulders since, well, fuck, a long goddamn time ago.

I started growing it out back when, though, I just don't remember how long I've had it like it is now.

MLE Nov 15th, 2010 01:28 AM

Speaking of hair, I'm blonde now.

Shyandquietguy Nov 15th, 2010 01:37 AM

Speaking of awesome, I just grilled hamburgers in 40 - 50 degree weather while wearing a robe. Over my clothes.

I'm not on my own yet!

Zhukov Nov 15th, 2010 05:36 AM

Speaking of where do I have to be and when do I have to be there to see this meteor shower, elx.

Esuohlim Nov 15th, 2010 09:48 AM

Your avatar looks like the dude from Undeclared


Chojin Nov 15th, 2010 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 704034)
Actually, I'm basically completely handsome as fuck. Sorry, grandpa.

pix :xmas3

Colonel Flagg Nov 15th, 2010 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 704066)
Speaking of where do I have to be and when do I have to be there to see this meteor shower, elx.

In Tasmania, Leo rises only about an hour or so before dawn. You may catch a few an hour before sunrise on Thursday, which should be the best time. I think. Look toward the Northeast.

Good luck.

Zhukov Nov 15th, 2010 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 704084)
Your avatar looks like the dude from Undeclared

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1295072/plotsummary



Thanks Flagg. Before sunrise.... I'm going to have to stay up late then.

Kitsa Nov 15th, 2010 11:42 AM

Fuck Epson and fuck their fucking printers.

>:

Dimnos Nov 15th, 2010 11:56 AM

Brother all the way.

Kitsa Nov 15th, 2010 12:07 PM

Fucking thing is suspending EVERY FUNCTION, including nonprint functions like flatbed scanning, until I replace the yellow ink cartridge.

The bitch of it is that I can still hear ink sloshing around in there.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 15th, 2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 704099)

I thought it was the undeclared guy too.

Fathom Zero Nov 15th, 2010 01:09 PM

Vodka & Tonics are pretty nice. Still hate the booze, though.

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2010 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 703968)
nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?

They found the blackhole that the LHC made & they had to make sure CERN didn't hide it again. :eek

Tadao Nov 15th, 2010 02:10 PM

"For your best view, get away from city lights. Look for state or city parks or other safe, dark sites."

:lol

kahljorn Nov 15th, 2010 03:15 PM

:lol

man fisherman's wharf is sorta gay. Its like going to universal city walk or some shit. The biggest store there was a gap and a NFL sports store :lol I hate tourist spots :(

although it was sorta late and we didn't go to the submarine or anything like that.

Tadao Nov 15th, 2010 03:20 PM

I bought a couple of really nice Guinness glasses on the warf 10 years ago from a small little shop. Also there was a aquarium on one of the piers with an under water walk way. Sharks would be all swimming over your head and shit.

kahljorn Nov 15th, 2010 03:28 PM

yea i saw that aquarium. Prolly woulda been cool to go, but we already had plans to go to an aquarium today :(

think we might go to castro street or whatever and the mall and a few other places later tonight :O

kahljorn Nov 15th, 2010 03:40 PM

Quote:

They argue that it would be little different from early settlers to North America, who left Europe with little expectation of return.
haha saw this in an article about having one-way (manned) missions to mars

SENDING PEOPLE ONE WAY TO MARS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN SETTLING AMERICA

Tadao Nov 15th, 2010 03:57 PM

I guess you could always blow money going to Alcatraz. Market is great for fabric and over priced clothes. China town and little Italy are really close to each other, and China town is close to Market. Every thing in the Tenderloin district is closed by like 5pm. I know that cause when I was a bum there, they allow you to sleep in front of the shops as they don't want you camping near the rich. I remeber ther was an outdoor ice rink.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/embarcadero-...-san-francisco

I don't know if it's open yet though. If you go, take pics of your lady twirling on skates. I promise not to jerk off it it and email you pics of my cum on her picture.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 15th, 2010 04:13 PM

I want to go to san fran.

Tadao Nov 15th, 2010 04:39 PM

There really isn't much to do unless you are rich or you are going to a show.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 15th, 2010 05:14 PM

I'd like to see the hillview and take a trolley ride.

Chojin Nov 15th, 2010 05:17 PM

tadao reminded me that i hate bums

Tadao Nov 15th, 2010 06:00 PM

I was a bum that never asked for money. I would find change by the parking meters and buy top ramen. :O

Zomboid Nov 15th, 2010 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 704113)
I thought it was the undeclared guy too.

If that link is for what his avatar's from, it is. His name's Jay Baruchel. He was on some crappy Canadian show when he was a kid. "My Hometown", or something like that.

Wiffles Nov 15th, 2010 11:23 PM

Be sure to wear flowers in your hair~

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2010 02:34 AM

Yeah, I guess it actually is Jay Baruchel. I guess I didn't think it looked like him enough :x

Undeclared's a decent show though

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2010 02:40 AM

OH GOD BOOB EMOTICONS :boob :boob

TAKES YOU BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS DOESN'T IT? :boob :boob :boob

Sam Nov 16th, 2010 02:46 AM

NOT AS MUCH AS SEEING THIS BAD BOY

:fu

Grislygus Nov 16th, 2010 01:14 PM

DAMMIT SAM, HAVE YOU LINED UP A TATTOO ARTIST AND DID YOU GET THE SECOND PHOTO

DON'T IGNORE ME, I'M MR. UNTOUCHABLE, THE UNSTOPPABLE

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2010 01:17 PM

FUCK YOU GRISLYGUS YOU GRIZZLY OLD GOOSE :fu

:boot

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2010 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704119)
They found the blackhole that the LHC made & they had to make sure CERN didn't hide it again. :eek

You're half right :eek

http://www.skyandtelescope.com/news/...=152299955&c=y

Tadao Nov 16th, 2010 02:13 PM

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

elx Nov 16th, 2010 03:28 PM

this is so stupid first nasa tells us about a "30 year old" black hole 50 million light years away that we already knew about 30 years ago and now apple announces the beatles catalogue which i will surely forget by tomorrow since the entire world already torrented it anyway. ATTENTION WHORES!

news should be reserved for news and not 24/7 politics and retarded media announcements that aren't even interesting or cool >:

elx Nov 16th, 2010 03:30 PM

and @ anybody that has a twitter account - you're a douchebag#

elx Nov 16th, 2010 03:39 PM

also, this is awesome

Grislygus Nov 16th, 2010 03:46 PM

On the plus side, the pointless media storm will make another terrified indian girl commit suicide, which is depressingly funny :(

Grislygus Nov 16th, 2010 03:54 PM

huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 704225)
and @ anybody that has a twitter account - you're a douchebag#

I find twitter to be be just like this thread but with people I actually want to hear from. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:36 PM

Unless you mean the crappy news media's love of reading from twitter comments. :x

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:36 PM

That is very much a bad handjob from a whore. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 704228)
huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life

:lol Gus! Where is your follow button? I want more of this.

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 703527)
I've been trying to eat veterinarian for a while now, so I made bean burritos. They're really good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 703550)
i imagine beans would go real well with those latex gloves

..

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:51 PM

Oh fuck, that is what would be known as a goddamn, faggy ReTweet (RT). >:

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:53 PM

@me Fucking gayass Twitter douchebag.

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 704230)
I went from hating hummus less than a month ago to eating it almost every day. :eek

It's replaced salad dressed for me

I make surprisingly good hummus. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 04:56 PM

Unless I run out of sesame seeds because I usually substitute in peanuts. :(

elx Nov 16th, 2010 05:02 PM

pubby may i just stay in this thread with you forever and never ever leave?

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 05:20 PM

I am very keen on that arrangement. :orgasm

Grislygus Nov 16th, 2010 05:50 PM

I didn't want to post my next comment because it would be butting in on elx and pub, except now elx is gone I can't remember what the hell I was gonna say next.

HAPPY UPCOMING FESTIVUS, I GUESS

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2010 05:54 PM

i had enough patience to do four of those things, elx

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 704249)
I was going to post a video of that scene where Bill keeps singing "It's somebody's birthday I wonder whoooo", but it's not on the intarwebz. Hapbday

All of the ones I could find were either recordings from shitty video phones or mangled in shitty edits. :(


Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 704255)
i had enough patience to do four of those things, elx

I got eight before the page reloaded on me and I quit. :(

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 704252)
I didn't want to post my next comment because it would be butting in on elx and pub

Your butt would've been welcome. We took it to the IM but it didn't go anywhere. :(

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704256)
All of the ones I could find were either recordings from shitty video phones or mangled in shitty edits. :(

So the Z-Man was right. It isn't on the the cybergrid. :(


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