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Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2010 05:01 PM

:pagebrak

Dimnos Nov 23rd, 2010 05:15 PM

"Her says it may giver an idea of what's happening under ground and the status of the mine."

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2010 06:50 PM

From them that is actually a minor (;)) error. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2010 06:51 PM

This is why I get away with being in the industry. Such low standards. :picklehat

executioneer Nov 23rd, 2010 07:05 PM

WHO WANTS COOKIES

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2010 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 704453)
largely off topic but the word "chooch" to me sounds like someone trying to be racist against anthropomorphic trains

..

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2010 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 704999)
WHO WANTS COOKIES

Willie is the nicest guy here. :)

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2010 12:32 AM

A second massive explosion has rocked the mine. Those at the scene say there is now no hope of the miners surviving. Esuohlim, when asked for a comment, pissed on the reporter because he is a such a tough guy.

executioneer Nov 24th, 2010 01:28 AM

i blame that fucking robot

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2010 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704997)
This is why I get away with being in the industry. Such low standards. :picklehat

I saw a split infinitive on the cover of a magazine the other day and got all indignant.

Dimnos Nov 24th, 2010 03:00 PM

I give you the latest marvel of science!


Esuohlim Nov 24th, 2010 03:44 PM

It seems strange that it took this long to come up with that :(

kahljorn Nov 24th, 2010 05:05 PM

PARASCOPING NAture OF KNOWLEDGE :rolleyes

Esuohlim Nov 24th, 2010 07:48 PM

W/E KAHLJORN THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SUBMARINES :rolleyes :rolleyes

Zomboid Nov 25th, 2010 12:10 AM

'MEMBER THIS?

Grislygus Nov 25th, 2010 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704936)
Buying suicide cards and committing pokemon seems like a better set of crimes.

I almost have the entire "Rockstar" deck, I'm just missing Autoerotic Deathsphyxiation and the ultra-rare Kurt Cobain version of the Shotgun Mouthwash card, if anyone has either one I'm willing to trade two Invading Russia cards and an Employ Lu Bu from the Political History deck for it

Grislygus Nov 25th, 2010 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704996)
From them that is actually a minor (;)) error. :eek

DON'T YOU MEAN A MINER ERROR

Ex Leper Nov 25th, 2010 01:18 AM

Happy Thanksgiving fellow mockers!

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2010 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 705073)
DON'T YOU MEAN A MINER ERROR

You deserve to be PUNished. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2010 02:32 AM


Fathom Zero Nov 25th, 2010 02:38 AM

Another day, another white shirt.

executioneer Nov 25th, 2010 03:40 AM

HOW DO UNDERWATER BARBECUES WORK

Wiffles Nov 25th, 2010 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 705080)
HOW DO UNDERWATER BARBECUES WORK

Hydrothermal Vents

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 25th, 2010 11:39 AM

:( That burger looks so good.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 25th, 2010 12:17 PM

Happy thanksgiving bitches. Also happy canadian thanksgiving already.

Tadao Nov 25th, 2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 705080)
HOW DO UNDERWATER BARBECUES WORK

Sponge Bob Theory

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2010 05:01 PM


Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2010 05:01 PM

Watch his legs go! :eek

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2010 06:15 PM

Guys, Doopa totally spoke to me on Twitter one time. Seriously. :eek :love :wank

Fathom Zero Nov 25th, 2010 06:30 PM

Happy Thanksgiving, pub. Do me a favor and eat a large fowl of your choice.

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2010 09:10 PM

Happy Feast of Boris. I'll eat the world renowned Not-A-Goose. :unamerican :vegan

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2010 03:35 AM

This asshole I know got a motorcycle recently. I don't hope he dies. I don't wish that on anybody. But if he becomes a vegetable, so be it. The world'd probably be better off, who knows?

executioneer Nov 26th, 2010 03:43 AM

well but if he dies the right way it means some father of three gets to live a few more years though right

maybe hoping he dies isn't such a terrible thing?

Kitsa Nov 26th, 2010 04:16 AM

I used to know a man who got a motorcycle and died on his way home from the dealership, with his family in the car behind him seeing the whole thing. He was overconfident and skidded on some gravel. At the hospital where I used to work, they called them "donorcycles". :(

Zhukov Nov 26th, 2010 09:36 AM

Donorcycles, nice.


I wish people dead every day of my life, and if it ever came true then I would do it even more.

Shrubfest Nov 26th, 2010 10:04 AM

I second this.

Phoenix Gamma Nov 26th, 2010 01:37 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2010 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 705166)
"donorcycles"


Zomboid Nov 26th, 2010 07:48 PM

What? You have donairs there? I thought you guys mainly had, like, gyros and shit there. There's probably hundreds of donair shops in Edmonton.

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2010 08:07 PM

very delishis when you can find them. there're one or two Turkish places around here.

Kitsa Nov 26th, 2010 09:50 PM

My left wrist is hurting like a mofo. I suspect it's tendonitis.

The main problem here is that I'm left-handed :(

Sam Nov 26th, 2010 11:11 PM

TOO MUCH JACKING OFF.

I SUGGEST YOU LEARN TO RIGHT-HAND.

Esuohlim Nov 27th, 2010 02:50 AM

lol my post in SS about starting a new thread to bet on who gets banned got HELLA deleted

Zomboid Nov 27th, 2010 02:53 AM

NO NEGATIVITY ALLOWED IN SECRET SANTA!

Tadao Nov 27th, 2010 03:34 AM

I've got money on Babs, he looks broke as fuck and seems to have family crises during the holidays.

elx Nov 27th, 2010 01:05 PM

im gonna be kahljorn today

elx Nov 27th, 2010 01:05 PM

;/

The Leader Nov 27th, 2010 01:48 PM

:eek

Grislygus Nov 27th, 2010 02:22 PM

another day, another story from jeanette x regarding the abortive bodily functions of her failing body

I'm not even CLICKING on that one. remember the one where she described how her vagina began leaking blood onto her "favorite" dildo and asked for advice

Grislygus Nov 27th, 2010 02:26 PM

and it astounds me that this is "ANOTHER bowel story". how many of the goddamned things have there BEEN

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2010 02:58 PM

delishis

MarioRPG Nov 27th, 2010 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 705307)
and it astounds me that this is "ANOTHER bowel story". how many of the goddamned things have there BEEN

I waiting for the saga to be complete before i get them on blu-ray. ;)

Babs Nov 28th, 2010 02:59 PM

Don't you mean BROWN-ray :lol

Coldcache Nov 28th, 2010 05:49 PM

That was fucking terrible, how dare you

Fathom Zero Nov 28th, 2010 07:44 PM

I WANNA KEEP YOU WARM

Fathom Zero Nov 28th, 2010 07:45 PM



page cack

stevetothepast Nov 29th, 2010 12:41 AM

man, use a spoiler or some shit.

Tadao Nov 29th, 2010 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 705525)


page cack

:posh

executioneer Nov 29th, 2010 01:23 AM

WRONG THREAD

captain516 Nov 29th, 2010 01:45 AM

I was rereading some old threads and the stuff by Gadzooks made me laugh the most

nikole957 Nov 29th, 2010 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161155)
10:45

HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2010 09:08 AM

Yay. :) Spambots are finally finding their way in here.

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2010 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 705525)


page cack

:posh

Kitsa Nov 29th, 2010 11:38 AM




The sad thing is that in order to do this I had to stare at his nipples for like 10 minutes.

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2010 12:03 PM

Plus doomed this thread to have that posted every page from now on. Good job, Kitsa. :)

Kitsa Nov 29th, 2010 12:12 PM

I do what I can.

Dimnos Nov 29th, 2010 12:38 PM

I have a feeling you will live to regret that Kitsa. :lol

Fathom Zero Nov 29th, 2010 01:30 PM

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Chojin Nov 29th, 2010 03:03 PM

yes, this is exactly what i want people to see on my computer when i'm at work

MarioRPG Nov 29th, 2010 03:50 PM

It's the last thing most people see before the knock out gas kicks in.

ChrisGlass Nov 29th, 2010 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 705630)
yes, this is exactly what i want people to see on my computer when i'm at work

My logic is that they can see it's a single isolated image.
If you had 300 visits per week to www.ugly-man-nipples.tv, then they'd have reason to be worried.

Tadao Nov 29th, 2010 06:08 PM

Needs more nipple pinching. :(

Fathom Zero Nov 29th, 2010 06:36 PM

awww dude, that'd be badical

Kitsa Nov 29th, 2010 07:13 PM

Guys wishing to impress chicks for ultracheaps:

http://www.shopko.com/detail/10cttw-...ngs/17872/0000

You're welcome.

Chojin Nov 29th, 2010 07:16 PM

http://www.shopko.com/detail/sara-pe...ger/12484/0000

you know

men don't have sex toys at brookstone

Fathom Zero Nov 29th, 2010 08:08 PM


Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2010 08:27 PM


Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2010 08:27 PM

Thank you, Kitsa! :picklehat

Fathom Zero Nov 29th, 2010 08:28 PM

But it makes me look like a burn victim.

dextire Nov 29th, 2010 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 705687)

I love the look of despair right at the end, as if he's just realized what he's done. :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 705691)
But it makes me look like a burn victim.

You could use a little color. :)

Kitsa Nov 29th, 2010 09:01 PM

burn victim?

Your abdomen was difficult as hell to clonestamp btw

Tadao Nov 29th, 2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 705691)
But it makes me look like a burn victim.

THAT'S THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 705833)
Now just pm a pic of your penis to PubLover and you will be a lifetime member.

True story. If you don't cough up then I have to come get them and no one likes that.

Tadao Dec 1st, 2010 02:52 AM

INVASION OF THE PENIS SNATCHER

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 03:00 AM

Not so much snatch as lick and suck.

executioneer Dec 1st, 2010 03:16 AM

well you gotta snatch it FIRST if it's being uncooperative

kahljorn Dec 1st, 2010 03:25 AM

i dont understand what anybody says on this message board any more :(

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 705844)
Someone should rewrite it.

No one that posts here now is worth piss.

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 705852)
i dont understand what anybody says on this message board any more :(

Why the good Christ do we keep coming back, my sexy friend?

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 705851)
well you gotta snatch it FIRST if it's being uncooperative

There are few men I have found that pull away from licks and sucks.

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 04:05 AM

It might be just that my snatches are so vice-like though.

kahljorn Dec 1st, 2010 04:06 AM

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 04:08 AM

No one likes their junk squeezed all to hell.

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 705858)
I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS

Dude, I am making no sense. You should just calm down and photograph your penis for the weird man.

kahljorn Dec 1st, 2010 04:13 AM

GIVE ME MONEY FIRST

ONLY TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR VERY OWN PICTURE OF A PENIS

hot Kukuro Dec 1st, 2010 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 705691)
But it makes me look like a burn victim.


wait a minute...that's actually what you look like?
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Tadao Dec 1st, 2010 04:33 AM

I'll do it for 6 pints of Guinness.

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 05:01 AM

I would do it for a pm saying you wanted to see it. :(

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro (Post 705863)
wait a minute...that's actually what you look like?

Yes. Hot, right? :orgasm


[picture of publover in his underpants]

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2010 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 705861)
GIVE ME MONEY FIRST

ONLY TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR VERY OWN PICTURE OF A PENIS

The first one didn't cost that much. :(


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