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10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 5th, 2011 11:04 AM

my firefox died and have to use google chrome now. haven't figured out how to copy images in it yet.

:AIRHORN

Emu Oct 5th, 2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745417)
BUT THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT HOW SAD WE ARE

THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE LESS FAGGY

SO INSTEAD ILL POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BUTTS

CLICK FOR NSFW BUTT

http://files.brobible.com/archive/Bu...chevalier1.jpg


man that's a good butt


too bad that's like the only good part of that gay movie

what movie is this

nvm it says in the filename i think

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2011 05:37 PM

Is it weird that I've never heard of the genre "powerviolence" until today?

Really lame, btw

Emu Oct 5th, 2011 05:39 PM

I'd never heard of it til you said that.

Fathom Zero Oct 5th, 2011 05:40 PM

What even is that?

Emu Oct 5th, 2011 05:42 PM

Is it anything like ultraviolence, like from Clockwork Orange?

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2011 05:47 PM

It just sounds like contrived angry music (like all that stuff ending in "-core") that no one listens to anymore after they turn 14

Rongi Oct 5th, 2011 06:02 PM

Powerviolence can be really funny, though

Check oug Deep Shit's "Creepin while you sleepin". The samples alone make me laugh

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 5th, 2011 07:54 PM

Listen to goatwhore then.

Albacore is the way to go.

Fathom Zero Oct 5th, 2011 08:23 PM



:lol

executioneer Oct 5th, 2011 08:51 PM

s. jogs died

executioneer Oct 5th, 2011 08:51 PM

i mean jobs whoops

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2011 09:05 PM

OH WELL >:)

ThrashO Oct 5th, 2011 09:27 PM


Shyandquietguy Oct 5th, 2011 10:13 PM

Okay guys, I'm in the church of Micheal Ian Black here. There are no Judaism pitchmen.

After work I got to my car and was warming up the engine when a fellow was all like "Hey buddy can I ask you something?" so I rolled down my window thinking it might be someone down on their luck and their car needs a jump and he hands me a slip and says "You're invited to a church get together you can come if you want." So being the nice guy I am I replied "I'm not really looking for a religion, in fact I'm personally not ready to do any philosophical exploration yet." He just waits until I finish then says "Well it's not a religion, it's about being with God" so I just nod and wait for him to leave and he's all "Hey check this out it's like a comic book" I'm easily mistaken way under my actual age and for some reason I think that's why he decided to use the term "comic book" well anyways he eventually leaves and I start driving off. I turn onto the road and in front of me is a mid-sized S.U.V. and I see the American Flag and next to it is the Star of David. I don't know why the American Flag stood out to me in this story but I definitely know I didn't talk to that guy. Plus he had a military sticker as well.

Seriously, I'm probably a lot nicer than I should be. He's not anywhere near my department and the place is closing down. I may have to wait until next week if he decides to "find" me.

Colonel Flagg Oct 5th, 2011 10:17 PM

I would have been all "I'm a member of the Temple of Set, why don't you come to one of our services and sacrifice a goat?".

Emu Oct 5th, 2011 10:18 PM

People who do that shit are incredibly irritating. Don't feel bad about driving off, if he was being pushy he deserved it anyway, and I'm sure you're not the first person who ignored him.

I used to have guys come into my work all the time and ask me if I was a Christian while I was behind the counter. That shit's low when you're a captive audience.

Fathom Zero Oct 5th, 2011 10:42 PM

Bert Jansch died, too.

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2011 10:48 PM

SO DID DONALD CAMPBELL SR., WHO GIVES A SHIT

Fathom Zero Oct 5th, 2011 10:51 PM

Dead people are dead.

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2011 11:59 PM

FOREVER AND NEVER COMING BACK

Rongi Oct 6th, 2011 12:10 AM

rip tupac

Ninjavenom Oct 6th, 2011 12:18 AM

rip ghandi

k0k0 Oct 6th, 2011 12:32 AM

Hey, at least no matter what, my life rules more than those people. Except tupac, that fucker's still releasing more albums and getting his dick sucked on tape more dead than I am.

But at least I can still do this! You can't see, but I'm totally jackin it right now.

executioneer Oct 6th, 2011 12:33 AM

RIP RICHARD DUNN >:(

Rongi Oct 6th, 2011 12:35 AM

Good to have you back, ninjavenom!

Emu Oct 6th, 2011 12:35 AM

rip carl sagan

executioneer Oct 6th, 2011 12:38 AM

rip steve jobs, he is survived by his wife steve wozniak and their daughter steve ballmer

Rongi Oct 6th, 2011 12:44 AM

rip willie mobbs

k0k0 Oct 6th, 2011 12:45 AM

rip my nose stitches if I don't stop picking at them

Rongi Oct 6th, 2011 01:03 AM

you guys ever notice the black spicegirl was named scary spice

what's up with that

Zhukov Oct 6th, 2011 01:57 AM

I know, it was weird. But what would you have her be called? Crazy Spice? Mental Spice?



I'm getting ads at the top of the page advertising the movie 'Everything Must Go' starring Will Ferrell. Apparently it's about yard sales. The first thing I thought of was Kitsa, and if the movie execs have been trawling i-mockery and stealing her anecdotes.

Esuohlim Oct 6th, 2011 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 745633)
rip steve jobs, he is survived by his wife steve wozniak and their daughter steve ballmer

:lol

Esuohlim Oct 6th, 2011 02:35 AM

rip torn

Esuohlim Oct 6th, 2011 02:35 AM

rip taylor

Shyandquietguy Oct 6th, 2011 03:54 AM

rip nellecont

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745637)
you guys ever notice the black spicegirl was named scary spice

what's up with that

ID BE SCARED TO IF I WAS GONNA BE ROBBED :shocked

Colonel Flagg Oct 6th, 2011 05:36 AM

Sigourney Weaver (Ripley)
Ripley's Believe it or Not

Fathom Zero Oct 6th, 2011 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 745644)
rip taylor

rip torn

norman mailer

Pentegarn Oct 6th, 2011 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 745654)
ID BE SCARED TO IF I WAS GONNA BE ROBBED :shocked

I'll tell you what I want what i really really want, your wallet, hand it over bitch

Aaarg Oct 6th, 2011 08:57 AM

rip van winkle

Aaarg Oct 6th, 2011 08:57 AM

jack the ripper

dblpost

Colonel Flagg Oct 6th, 2011 10:10 AM

Jack Tripper

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 10:29 AM

First thing I thought of was Hulk Hogan from No Holds Barred.


RIP! RIP! RIP!

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 6th, 2011 11:09 AM


Fathom Zero Oct 6th, 2011 02:08 PM

beef jobs just died

executioneer Oct 6th, 2011 02:10 PM

dude just needs to go to friendly's

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 03:55 PM

bah, don't even mention that horrible, horrible place.

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 06:20 PM

If he was unemployed he'd be Need Jobs

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 06:21 PM

If he was a black spice girl he'd be Steve Robs

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 06:21 PM

If he liked corn he'd be Steve Cobs

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 06:22 PM

If he was fat he'd be Steve Blobs

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 06:24 PM

IF HE WAS A TIGER HE'D BE STEVE HOBBES

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 06:25 PM

If he was Italian he'd be Steve Dirty Greasy Guido

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 06:26 PM

Steve Mobs works too.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 6th, 2011 07:04 PM

IF HE WAS A HITCHHIKER HE WE WOULD BE BEEBLEBROX ZAPHODS

Chojin Oct 6th, 2011 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745361)
hey can one of you weirdos explain why posting pictures of cheeseburgers or hamburgers or whatever is a banable offense

thanks

i banned kahl and he blamed it on cheeseburgers, and the idea of that being true was hilarious to me, so i started banning for them ever since

Chojin Oct 6th, 2011 08:41 PM

sup guys i was bored today



posting that to my facebook as well might not have been a good idea

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 745640)

I'm getting ads at the top of the page advertising the movie 'Everything Must Go' starring Will Ferrell. Apparently it's about yard sales. The first thing I thought of was Kitsa, and if the movie execs have been trawling i-mockery and stealing her anecdotes.

It's possible. I just now saw this, sorry.

Aaarg Oct 6th, 2011 08:57 PM

one time i was behind a car that had one of those stupid ribbons but it had basketballs all over it

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 09:17 PM

Our old across-the-street neighbor used to have them and she wouldn't loop it over her antenna when she went through the carwash, so it always came off. She thought people were stealing them, but she kept buying more and losing more. The metal back door of the car wash was covered with the autism ribbons that had fallen off her car. Weirdly enough, I only remember them being autism ribbons, no other causes.

k0k0 Oct 6th, 2011 09:35 PM

The family down my street about 10 houses down has autistic children...5 of them. Why would you keep having kids if they all turn out that way? Anyways, what pissed me off most about them was about 3 years ago, they had that Extreme Home Makeover thing come and give them a new house. They pretty much made people evacuate the neighborhood who were around that house. They paid for hotels for them, but it was dick ass. And then they closed off our block and I had to fight with guards daily for them to let me through. The police were all over the place. It was a god damn shitty time. I didn't even go down there to view it or help out like a lot of the neighborhood people were. And they had generators that were huge going all night and day, buzzing and I couldn't sleep. I was probably the only one on the neighborhood making a huge shit about it though, since everyone else was acting like it was christmas or something and I was the grinch.

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 09:48 PM

I don't know about the autism part, but I've always wondered about the extreme home makeover thing. They did one in Dayton and it was a circus, complete with a Kellie Pickler concert. What I was thinking was, what does it do to the property value? Are they left with a home they can't afford to pay taxes on?

Grislygus Oct 6th, 2011 09:53 PM

Willie what the hell kind of khaljorn pictures have you been looking at

k0k0 Oct 6th, 2011 10:05 PM

I have no idea but the house makes the rest of our aging neighborhood look like a shithole. And it's not like we have much lot space either. The thing is just a lot taller than the other houses, like a mini mansion. And yeah, it was a fucking circus. I wish it was on the next neighborhood over and not mine.

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 10:48 PM

Step 1: Hammer testicles

Step 2: Impregnate hillbilly woman

Step 3: Retard children

Step 4: ???

Step 5: PROFIT.

k0k0 Oct 6th, 2011 11:04 PM

Step 4: MOVE THAT BUS!

kahljorn Oct 6th, 2011 11:06 PM

GRISLYGUS YOU WOULDNT BE INTERESTED

Shyandquietguy Oct 6th, 2011 11:09 PM

Okay so I'll come out and say I'm a lazy asshole because Kitsa's comment about Thrash0 was pretty damn spot on but now I'm gonna make up for it with two pickles. :greenPx2

South Park be old dawg, and so is that gag. And don't give any of that lip of having fun you racist tinky winky.

PS: I am waiting for you to make a joke about lampshades.

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 11:37 PM

wut

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 11:40 PM

I made a comment about Thrash0?

Shyandquietguy Oct 6th, 2011 11:50 PM

About Thrash0 needing Pram for his existence and that was a while ago and all.

Thrash0 you can be okay at times but that Steve Robs joke was a stinker IMHO. I do not know if Steve Dirty Greasy Guido will cover it for me! P U

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 745752)
About Thrash0 needing Pram for his existence and that was a while ago and all.

Thrash0 you can be okay at times but that Steve Robs joke was a stinker IMHO. I do not know if Steve Dirty Greasy Guido will cover it for me! P U


ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 11:55 PM

Also I changed my facebook name to Tommy MizzDoNtNeEdAMaN Martin

Fathom Zero Oct 7th, 2011 12:30 AM

grislygus can I see your legs again? I need to punch the clown tonight because I won't be able to go to sleep with my turgid rod

k0k0 Oct 7th, 2011 12:35 AM

You cock infested cum mattress. Look at your own legs.

Fathom Zero Oct 7th, 2011 01:00 AM

I think you

could use a nap

Zhukov Oct 7th, 2011 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 745723)
sup guys i was bored today



posting that to my facebook as well might not have been a good idea

That's actually hilarious. I really want one.

Rongi Oct 7th, 2011 02:04 AM

Chojin you should really consider making that into a magnet or something. I would actually put that on my car

executioneer Oct 7th, 2011 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 745734)
Willie what the hell kind of khaljorn pictures have you been looking at

it wasnt me what edited the title

LordSappington Oct 7th, 2011 04:42 AM

I dyed my dog's paw blue today.

kahljorn Oct 7th, 2011 05:20 AM

BLUE PAW HAIR? SOUNDS LIKE YOUR KINDA BITCH

Zhukov Oct 7th, 2011 05:28 AM

Sappington this is starting to get out of hand/paw. Stop dying hair.


God that was awful.

elx Oct 7th, 2011 07:27 AM

what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Zhukov Oct 7th, 2011 07:37 AM

I think you are a bit young for that.

But anything by Salt N Peppa usually works.



EDIT: I meant too young to have to resort to music. You should be content with the sounds of lust and passion.

ThrashO Oct 7th, 2011 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 745792)
what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Me and my ex used to fuck to the weather channel all the time.

"AND TODAY IT IS GOING TO BE PARTLY CLOUDY WITH RAIN"
"OOOHHHH GODDDD!!!"

my room mates just think we really hate rain

elx Oct 7th, 2011 08:02 AM

background noise isn't a requirement, it's a courtesy to all of the less fortunate college students within listenin' distance

Fathom Zero Oct 7th, 2011 08:21 AM

reo speedwagon and bob seger

Zhukov Oct 7th, 2011 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 745798)
background noise isn't a requirement, it's a courtesy to all of the less fortunate college students within listenin' distance

Sucks to be them is all you should be thinking about.

k0k0 Oct 7th, 2011 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 745792)
what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Although my ex and I used to fuck to the office, since she liked the show and it's bearable to me, now whenever I watch the office I get a boner and start thinking about sex. Don't make it a normal song/album that you listen to daily.

I downloaded about 10 cds of a smooth jazz compilation and I use that now. Sure, it's kinda cliche to fuck to jazz, but there's a reason why. It's all kinds of sexy. Of course if you don't want people to know you're doing it, jazz isn't going to lead them astray. When two people go into a room and the saxophone starts up, you know it's getting hot and heavy.

Vyvyan Basterd Oct 7th, 2011 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 745792)
what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Whatever is playing in my car.

We were boning one time last summer in the dead of the afternoon. I wasn't even close to being done but someone started playing this awesome full blown drum solo next door. I started get the rhythm with it. Then exploded when the drummer started going nuts on the cymbols

executioneer Oct 7th, 2011 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 745792)
what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!



Aaarg Oct 7th, 2011 12:17 PM

i'm too fuckin' add to have sex to music because i'll pay too much attention to the music

al green makes me think of sex though

Esuohlim Oct 7th, 2011 02:07 PM



Just skip to 1:23 because that's when he stops talking, but be sure to make it fullscreen since nothing is sexier during sex than looking at that album cover! Also, the song is like 9 minutes long so you'll even have plenty of time to start having sex again and finish before the song ends

Esuohlim Oct 7th, 2011 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 745798)
background noise isn't a requirement, it's a courtesy to all of the less fortunate college students within listenin' distance

ELX IS A SCREAMER

Chojin Oct 7th, 2011 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745773)
Chojin you should really consider making that into a magnet or something. I would actually put that on my car

if someone finds me a site that makes it reasonable, i'll do it

i'd do it myself but i'm mad busy atm

Fathom Zero Oct 7th, 2011 02:22 PM

In srsnss, though:


Fathom Zero Oct 7th, 2011 02:43 PM



OH MAN, MILHOUSE

:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek

k0k0 Oct 7th, 2011 03:01 PM

I'd buy the Autism Awareness sticker/magnet. That thing is kind of sweet.

kahljorn Oct 7th, 2011 07:11 PM

I DIDNT PASS MY DRIVING TEST CAUSE OF SOME GAY TECHNICALITY :(


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