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Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 04:36 PM


Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600902)
If you'll make paper windows for me, make tea, and wash my cuts, i'll be happy.

I like arts and crafts, boiling water is one of my specialties, strip down and get in the bath.

Shrubfest Dec 9th, 2008 04:47 PM

Do you read books, are you happy to be ignored while i work?

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 04:58 PM

I've had a shitty day and now I feel like I need alcohol.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 04:59 PM

Yes and yes. But I will never leave the U.S. as I get free money here for sitting on my ass.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:00 PM

Kitsa! You say you don't want to be in an internet three way yet here you are. Stop playing hard to get :(

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 05:04 PM

I'm not getting between you- you guys have at it. I'm just gonna sit here with my drink.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:06 PM

Pfft, there is a whole ocean between us. :tear

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:12 PM


Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 05:13 PM

Well, whatever.

I like whiskey that has that kind of slow-burn <3

Today I was at a burrito place and was going through the line, noncommittal polite, and the burrito guy was trying to mack on this chick behind me. She had on these really tight gray yoga pants with a thong, and they were like 2 sizes too small so her ass stuck way out. He got so busy flirting with her that he forgot what he was doing with us and our food sucked.

Then he forgot to give us forks and when I went back up to ask for some he just tossed them at me, literally tossed them at me. And the girl wasn't even interested in him, she was out of his league. Probably trying to see if she could get a free meal or something, I don't know, it was a pretty fakey giggle.

And then later my dog chewed off a corner of my couch.

Among other things.

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 05:15 PM


Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600919)
And then later my dog chewed off a corner of my couch.

Among other things.

Naughty!

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 05:18 PM

Alcohol makes me feel boisterous and invincible!

:D

Shrubfest Dec 9th, 2008 05:21 PM

I intend to spend a great deal of the holidays drunk.

Good start, Kitsa!

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:22 PM

I think I'll drink some vodka. Yay a three way over the internet! Score!

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 600879)
It is if your penis is Japanese :(

MY JAPANESE PENIS CHALLENGES YOUR JAPANESE PENIS TO A DUEL! >:

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 05:23 PM

There is no three way

I'm too disabled for that shit and you should be too

unless it's really kinky that way

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 05:26 PM

What should we do with the drunken sailor?

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 600926)
MY JAPANESE PENIS CHALLENGES YOUR JAPANESE PENIS TO A DUEL! >:

Bring it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600927)
There is no three way

I'm too disabled for that shit and you should be too

unless it's really kinky that way

It's hard tell if it's a moan of pain or pleasure.

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 05:27 PM

That was always my favorite goal celebration tune in NHL 95, and it wasn't until yesterday when my friend told me that it's based on Irish drinking song

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 05:28 PM

the best irish drinking song is fuck you I'm drunk

fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
pour my beer down the sink
I've got more in the trunk
fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
and I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS40XEyQXlc

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 05:30 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 05:31 PM

ha hah haha

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 600929)
Bring it!

FINE, SIR! THEY'LL FIGHT IN THE FAIR FIELDS OF SHRUB'S UTERUS >:

PICK THE TIME

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 05:49 PM

way hay and up she rises


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