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liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 10:09 AM

:rolleyes

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 10:31 AM

hey pub you're in my sig <3

MattJack Jun 23rd, 2008 11:02 AM

Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live

Guitar Woman Jun 23rd, 2008 11:19 AM

I saw this years ago

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 11:21 AM

YOU WOULD

MattJack Jun 23rd, 2008 12:00 PM

I saw this minutes ago

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 12:03 PM

I was going to post something but I didn't feel the need to until coolboy posted above me :sunglasses

MetalMilitia Jun 23rd, 2008 12:03 PM

Don't listen to guitar woman - she wasn't even born years ago.

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:12 PM

MM could you please cut it out w/ all the cat pictures :(

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:13 PM

even your avatar is a cat :(

MetalMilitia Jun 23rd, 2008 12:22 PM

I'm sorry I didn't know that only RANDOM HILARIOUS GOOGLE IMAGES pictures were allowed in here.

FYI:

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 12:24 PM

omg :love

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:26 PM

they're not random you silly ******, and i get tired of seeing kittens all over the god damn internethet THANKS >:

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:26 PM

n gger

MetalMilitia Jun 23rd, 2008 12:27 PM

You don't have a heart do you - just a shard of ice.

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:29 PM

okay okay tbh that last picture was cute but would've been ruined with a dumb caption :x

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:35 PM

I disagree. More stupid cat pictures, please.

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:36 PM

Pictures of Stupid Cats AND Stupid Pictures of Cats. :)

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:37 PM

NO, PUB

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:38 PM

WITH MASSIVE CAPTIONS THAT MAKE US ALL A LITTLE DUMBER!

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 12:39 PM


liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:39 PM


Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AIM:554423
04:38] this horse NOISE: DON'T ENCOURAGE CLICHE INTERENT HUMOR & CAT PICTURES & YOUTUBEPOOP OKAY PUB THANKS
[04:38] this horse NOISE: THAT SHIT IS WHACK

OH YEAH! WE NEED SOME YOUTUBEPOOPS! GW, I'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF THAT!

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:40 PM

:LOL

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:44 PM


OMG WACKY!

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:46 PM


Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:47 PM

CHAN THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO GO TO 4CHAN THOUGH

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563039)
hey pub you're in my sig <3

I KNOW! OMG, YOUSE THI9NKS I FUNNY? OMG! <3

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:49 PM

GET MM TO DO IT FOR YOU

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563081)
EDITED MY POST LIKE I STUPID LADYBOY GW]

DUDE! :eek

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:50 PM

I HAD TO PAGEBREAK SORRY IT PREVIOUSLY SAID 'GET MM TO DO IT' OR SOEMTHING LIKE THAT

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:52 PM

hello guest :eek

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563084)
GET MM TO DO IT FOR YOU

does he really go there? :(

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:53 PM

idk, probably :(

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563086)
I HAD TO PAGEBREAK SORRY IT PREVIOUSLY SAID 'GET MM TO DO IT' OR SOEMTHING LIKE THAT

YOU'RE PRETTY BAD AT REMEMBERISING WHAT YOUSE SAID! :eek

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:54 PM

YEAH LOL :(

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563087)
hello guest :eek

GODAMAN LURKERS :lurkers

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:54 PM

afk cig break!

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563091)
YEAH LOL :(

IT';S ALL THE BUD, RIGHT BUDDY? HAHAH :420

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 12:56 PM

kid smoke mad bluntzzzzz

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:56 PM

GAGA SHUT UP YOU'RE A 30 Y/O VIRGIN ALCOHOLIC

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 12:57 PM

oh word that is rude

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:58 PM

BTW EDITING MY POSTS IS NOT ALLOWED ALL RIGHT >:

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 12:58 PM

you just got mod'd!

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 12:59 PM


liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 12:59 PM

:(

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:01 PM

go be afk and with your cigs

Chojin Jun 23rd, 2008 01:05 PM

i hope you took a good long last look at that edit button

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:07 PM

since when was dad cats against rules? >:

Chojin Jun 23rd, 2008 01:07 PM

protip - if a mod edits your post containing a mutilated animal, something was probably not cool with that, and it would be a bad idea to defiantly add it back in.

Chojin Jun 23rd, 2008 01:08 PM

also we here at i-mockery have no issue with dad cats, provided they instill the proper values in their offspring.

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:09 PM

whoops i mean dead cats

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:09 PM

>:

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 563106)
i hope you took a good long last look at that edit button

Can it be a one in one out system?

Chojin Jun 23rd, 2008 01:10 PM

this isn't messageboard dodgeball, pub

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:10 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 563109)
also we here at i-mockery have no issue with dad cats, provided they instill the proper values in their offspring.

DUN DUN DA-DUNDUN!
JIXBY HAS A DEAD CAT!

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 563114)
this isn't messageboard dodgeball, pub

How about kiss chase?

Chojin Jun 23rd, 2008 01:15 PM


Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:23 PM

Do thjey have kiss chase in America? It's probably got a better name like teen pregnancy or something.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 563117)
what the hell is wrong with you people?

:lol

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:24 PM

i never heard of kiss chase i think thats just girls running from you pub :x

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563123)
i never heard of kiss chase i think thats just girls running from you pub :x

Yeah, but the second part was they chased me, and they did.

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:28 PM

w/ a bat? :x

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:30 PM

When there a re ten of them they don't need a bat, especially as they weren't afraid to put the boot in...


NO BUT FUCK YOU, IT WASN'T TIL MY MID TO LATE TEENS THAT I STARTED TO GET CREEPY COOTIES.

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:30 PM

SUCK A DICK YOU HOMOFAG. >:

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:32 PM

JUST YOU WAIT, DANNY TATOM, I'M OPENING PAINT RIGHT NOW AND TAKING YOUR PICTURE AND IMMA GONNA DRAW A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!~

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:33 PM

can you guys stop fighting please :(

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:36 PM

does anyone else look at b0g? :x

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:36 PM

i ahven't been there in a while, but i used to love that place back in highschool :X

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:37 PM

no, but i do check achewood everyday :)

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:39 PM

SURE AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE'LL JUST LOCK AND DELETE THE THREAD,AND BAN EVERYONE THAT HAS EVER POSTED IN IT >: >: >:

THIS ISN'T YOUR PRECIOUS ARTSHIT, WE DON'T TRED SOFTLY AROUND THE MATTER THAT WE'RE ALL JUST SHITTING ON THE BOARD AND RUBBING OUR FACES IN THE SHIT AND MAYBE EATING THE SHIT AND THEN TELLING EVERYONE THAT WE LIKE THE TASTE AND FEEL AND AROMA OF SHIT AND THAT WE WANT SOMEMORE LIKE A SHIT EATING OLIVER TWIST. >:< >: >: >:

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:40 PM

PUB WHAT ARE YOU EVEN RANTING ABOUT DUDE CCGET OVER IT

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:40 PM

GIVE MY EDIT BBUTTON BACK CHOJIN >:

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:41 PM

pub you need to calm down or something man you are incoherent

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:42 PM

NO YOU NEED TO FUCLKKING DIE, YOU SPASTICATED SBHIT EATING DICVK MONCHER, I BET YOU LIKE IT EACHWAYS, SHIT I MEAN TOUS FETID FREAKFACE' BITCH. >: >: >:> : >: >: > :> :f:> de

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563136)
GIVE MY EDIT BBUTTON BACK CHOJIN >:

Like that will work. He's got your balls, faggot. :lol

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:43 PM

me? :( i didn't do anything :(

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:43 PM

OH FUCKING FJERSUIS SHIT AARRESER SFUCK INGFHDAMSD I HATE THE GODDMANMN PAGE BREKAS >:

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:44 PM

DO YOU NEED A DRINK PUB

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:44 PM

go to a pub that you love :lol

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563142)
DO YOU NEED A DRINK PUB

DO YOU NEED TO SPAPERRKC UP YOU DOPEHEAD FAGGOT D GHCILD FUCKING PAEDOPHIC WPORM OF AMSDANCFV

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563143)
go to a pub that you love :lol

SHTFUYPUSTUPIDLITTLE FAGGOPT BITCH >:

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:46 PM

:domo

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:46 PM

pubbbbbbbbbbbb calm down!

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:47 PM

Rage, neatly contained in 30 second blocks. :rolleyes

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:48 PM

so do you really hate me?

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563147)
pubbbbbbbbbbbb calm down!

DIE A FUCKING DEATH, YOU CHEESE MONGER OF APPLENEES SEED PLACE WITH YOUR PNSY HATRASSD AND YOUR SHITTRWEY CATS PUCTURE S I THINSDK TRYOPU ALL SHOULD BE ASMAURDSGERED IN TYOUSGODAMNBN SHITTY BESDS TOYU FUCKING ASDAWEWOPRD OF BAD SHIS

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 01:48 PM

'Being disgusting and overturning an edit' :lol

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563149)
so do you really hate me?

:lol

Sir, this is the internet. I dare say I hate you all a little bit. ;)

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:50 PM

you do a good drunk type! we should make a translator

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:51 PM

Anyway, I have stuff to do. :(

Have fun burying my useless shuit.

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:51 PM

bye pub!

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563154)
you do a good drunk type! we should make a translator

Oh man, that is how I type, I then spend ten minutes editing it into words, and then I send it. :(

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:52 PM

damn, i thought you were all natural :-/

motherfaker

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 01:55 PM

onto other subjects

while standing under a fire alarm at work today, i noticed a strange sound emitting from it:

dun - dun - dun - dun - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh (repeat 2x)
dun - dun - dun - dun - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh

then i went to another fire alarm, and the same sound was emitting

??????????????????????????

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 563050)
If you don't know the name how is it your favorite?

Man, names are just the labels we put on things when we want to nail them down. I bet you have a name for your penis, well, how would you like a nail through it, BigBoi.

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563159)
damn, i thought you were all natural :-/

motherfaker

Yeah, having a time machine is great, it means I can send fsldvy,;uj.h0

bigtimecow Jun 23rd, 2008 02:01 PM

thanks pub!

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 563157)
I fit the hereditary profile for Lynch's Syndrome, which basically means that I have a 50/50 chance of getting colon cancer eventually. My cousin is only in her early thirties and she's already had a lot of signs that it'll hit her soon although it generally strikes in one's forties. It's surprising thus that my father has had several polyps found but so far nothing too bad has come up, since he's past the age that it probably should have killed him by now. He's always alluding to the fact that he doubts he'll live much longer, but he's mostly just shooting for a heart attack I think from the vantage point of my family's penchant for stoicism (obnoxiously missing from my mother). Notably, he was incredibly thin until his early thirties and then he just kind of decided to follow in his father's coronary footsteps toward destruction and at 51 I'm amazed he hasn't had his first heart attack yet.

Seth gives it a lot of thought.

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563164)
thanks pub!

No problem, BadgerTreeCrop


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