EDITTING A CRIME

You people are gaytarded... there's nothing wrong with CRIME!



Portabellas and Shitakes are good too.

Says the little flamer who's in love with anything with even vague homosexual depictions.

As opposed to not trying to get away with crime.

That is a terrible word. Please don't annoy me with it again, I have mods that may favour my opinion ironically.

You know, to ban you.

I vote yes :O

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Certainly not Heath Ledger!

Hohohohoho!

I wish famous people died every day, it would save me having to work so hard. :(

:vulture

Why are Pez dispensers so god damned charming ;<

i accidently crimed i'm sorrryy X_X

posting that video was a crime ;_;

since when was too hot a crime? 8]

Yeah wth liquid >:

Maybe next time I'll get these things in one post. :(

Was it you jacking off?

If so; HAWT! :love


If not; CRIME! :x

okaaaaay okay it wasn't me I'M SORRY :x

New Kids On The Block are going to reunite again. :x

I'm so sorry but guitar woman got me on that knockknock joke.

Not that I care, but any developments on "inconclusive autopsy"?

My opinion is "not suicide", 20-30% chance for conspiracy, and possibly thet mofo just dropped dead from exhaustion.

And he was in Lords of Dogtown, not Brokeback Mountain.

uh, he was in brokeback mountain too, dimwit. :x

and by dimwit i mean dipshit :x

Yeah, the official report cites it as Death by Batman. :eek

is anyone else watching the state of the union

Pub's Lucky, his country doesn't have a fascist government who takes over TV :[

I was, but then I got mad and changed it. :/

to what?

OH FUCK YES KARATE KID'S ON :picklehat

The opposing of human cloning and all that jazz. ;o

and all around acting like they don't suck :x

THE OPPOSITION I GUESS IS THE RIGHT WORD?

AND I hate that everyone cares so much about people dying in other countries of disease, AIDS, poverty, etc. When enough of that goes on in our country, but is pretty much ignored. :x

POLITICS

omg i didn't know it was possible to INCREASE FUNDING on so many things when you don't have any money >:

You two should just fuck each other and get it over with.

I already posted there way too much

that forum is off limits to idiots

except Kulturkampf, of course

George W. Bush is on my TV right now. :(

:lol

Maybe this guy has something to do with it :x

[spoilersss]Simcity 2000 >:[/spoilers!]

He was in Brokeback Mountain, which I've never seen. I've only seen him in Lords of Dogtown. and didn't know who he was until i started reading the credits.

Of course, you saw Brokeback opening day, right? Me? I don't like theaters because you can't smoke or drink and, honestly, i now get anxious if i'm in a dark room with strangers. Hell, ANY room with more than maybe 4 people.

Anyway, not saying that Brokeback is bad, I just haven't seen it yet.

And uh, MOVIE FORUM >:

JediScum no offense but I really hate you and am ignoring you right now ok

I rented it, and your excuses are dumb. :x

I've only seen 10 Things I Hate About You & Ned Kelly. So you're all wrong.
I used to cut his funding because I figured he wanted any excuse to shout. :lol

Then I made him chief of police, & cut their funding too. :x

He's not butch enough.

Weren't you two on the verge of getting banned for gaying up threads with your bickering?

I would never go to the movies if they didn't sell alcohol. Seriously. A drink (or five) is required everytime. :sleep

My excuses? what for not seeing it on the big screen? Probably. A bit of scratch also helps, which i usually don't have. I just don't like theaters anymore, ok? And I never said it was a bad movie

[quote=Pub Lover;528273 A drink (or five) is required everytime. :sleep[/quote]

I became spoiled from Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Tx.
Weird movies, booze and FOOD delivered during film.

I just wait a year for the dvd if it's worth a shit.

Two years if there was lot a of hype.

I just saw Rog do a GW. :lol

SOMEONE TAKE HIS EDIT BUTTON AWAY. >:

lol ;<

I love how Garfield strips are funniest when you take away Garfield's dialogue :<

Garfield comics are funny when I take my brain away.

Thats kind of neat!

Ok, enough "motion pictures"...

Has anyone noticed that it DOESN'T say on a bottle of aspirin that you can't resuscitate a hooker with it?

I was banned. I have him on ignore but I clicked view post for that one because it was directly under mine and I figured it would say something like that. This would probably be the first time in a while something like this happens so uh, go fuck yourself?

Really though, do you think that calling attention to it and keeping it going with your commentary is going to put an end to it any sooner?

Seriously, I would have walked out of 30 Days of Night a lot sooner if I wasn't drunk. :(

I don't think I've ever walked out of a movie, but I fell asleep during the ring 2 :x

The last film i saw in theater was Hannibal Rising on the second day. At 2:30pm in February. Armed with beers and smokes, I was the ONLY PERSON in the theater. So I got my smoky brewery on, while yelling whenever young Lecter killed some deserving fuck.

I fell asleep during the Chronicles of Riddick :lol

HEY. Stop putting GW down. He has feeeeeelings.











BWAHAHAHA.

I'm so Krispy.

I used my friend as a pillow when he fell asleep during The Blair Witch Project. :gay

So what's the Deal with Jason Bourne? After two movies, gets his mean-on and during the third, people are like "HOLY FUCK! IT's JASON BOURNE".

Why didn't he grow long hair and a beard? Ditch the Navy trenchcoat. Start pushing a shopping cart full of dumpster goodies around Chicago? HE WOULD HAVE BEEN UNSEEN.

You kids are probably too young to remember them. :(

I'm old enough but don't want to (drinks heavily).

So whatever happened to De-Vo 2.0?

Oooooooh, ooooh, oooooh, ooooooooh, oh,
HANGIN' TOUGH!

Guys, I started fencing again. I use a relatively uncommon épée grip because I'm a WILD AND CRAZY GUY. With all my fencing muscles being atrophied, today was the second time in the past four or so months that I practiced and I hurt a lot. But what hurt the most, I was surprised, was my weapon hand. Two hours of fencing with a Leon Paul carbon-fibre [sic] French grip makes your hand feel like you've been masturbating for at least six hours straight.

And I should know.

Agreed. I'm going to start drinking now too. Thank you. JS, that was a great idea. :D

I wouldn't know about masturbating six hours straight

IF I COULD DO THE EDITS:

DAMMIT!!! I missed the page brick AGAIN!!! How do you do that, Pub?

I post way more than I should. ;(
:x
:oao
So say we all. :achimp
Are you really qualified to post here then? :confused:

you guys should get your editing privelages revoked so we're all in the same boat >:

I'm more in favor or a system wherein everyone can edit GW's posts. Except GW, of course.

Who now? >:
To be fair, not everyone is as bad as you & me. ;(
Best idea yet. :rock

just because my current masturbatory record is only 5hrs, 47 min. should not disqualify me from posting.

Fags are men who put their penises in other men's anuses (ani??) REPEATEDLY.

I only do it once per person.

"First time in a while" doesn't mean anything when I think the whole point of the ban was so that it wouldn't happen again, right? And what do you mean, calling attention to it? It's not like I bumped a thread from two weeks ago. I like both of you and I don't want to see either of you banned, but I'm also sick of otherwise legitimate threads being mucked up by exchanges of "fuck you" that aren't directed at valid retards.

dude but i never edit

Thank you Jack Kerouac.

It's the oddest thing, I don't remember doing any editing hijinks that would require that ability to be removed.

What? fencing?

I suppose it's easy if you know who to sell the goods to.

I've been trying for like half an hour to make a flippy Seinfeld image about this BUT FUCK ME >:

I'll give someone a shiny dubloon if they give me a link to a GIF maker that doesn't suck

ALSO CRIME >:

If Jerry Seinfeld was in an action/spy/crime movie, I would totally watch that

CRIME?

HILARIOUS

Yeah... I watched Bourne Ultimatum backed with The Italian Job re-make a couple weeks ago... Highlight of of a boring week

I don't really like you, guy.

NOT IN THE LEAST BIT

I only get movies from my local library... for 50 cents each. Compared to any other rental, dirt cheap. Selection isn't great but, hey! I'm helping my community blah blah blah

The reason for my ban was supposed to be that I went around picking on gw, which is obviously not the case here seeing as how I was commenting on something schimid said when he stuck his bulbous nose in there. I dunno, maybe ban him this time? That or chojin/mle can take him aside and simply say "pls shutup u r being a dumb:<". I don't really give a fuck. Point is, I was just replying this time. Also, I'm a little buzzed.

I mean calling attention to it by perpetuating the whole thing. You and sam could've just moved on and said nothing and it might've just ended there. Here we are going back and forth though :)

NIGGA LIKE ME, I'M 'BOUT KNOCKIN OUT TEETH
KNOW WHA I'M SAYIN, I'LL LOSE YA GRILL
NIGGA COMIN DOWN IN A COUP DE VILLE
LOOKIN GRAVY, LOOKIN REAL THROWED
I'MA BE THE NGIGA PULLIN OVA AT THE FUCKIN CROSS ROAD
WITH MY KAY ON MY SIDE, I'M READY TO RIDE
AND IF I GOTTA GO, IT'LL BE A HOMICIDE

The Italian Job Remake was an OK movie.

The original was GREAT & wasn't in b&w so it didn't need to be remade. Except the new one might as well be called The Italian Job: America. We all know that The US must remake everything, so nevermind.

Y'ALL AIN'T GOTTA GIVE ME RESPECT,
I'MA TAKE IT

liquid don't like me :lol

KEEP IT UP GUYS, WE ALL KNOW WHO WINS.

P.S. THE ANSWER IS NO ONE. >:

screwed the pooch on page bark again... :parishiltonpoutingondavidletterman