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Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:30 PM

haha, some one edited a brak into my above post. if i had edit i would delete the world, or at last my new found hangover

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:32 PM

Chaos. :rolleyes

executioneer Jan 31st, 2008 01:44 PM

I'M HOME SICK TODAY HOORAY ;_;

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2008 01:46 PM

this might be the first time I've passed every class I'm in :x

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 529131)
I'M HOME SICK TODAY HOORAY ;_;

WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THIS SICKNESS?

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 529131)
I'M HOME SICK TODAY HOORAY ;_;

Me too :(

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 529132)
this might be the first time I've passed every class I'm in :x

Impressive :rolleyes

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 02:41 PM

Say something mean about the person above you
 
Just for Esuohlim

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 02:42 PM

For Milhouse :(

terrva Jan 31st, 2008 03:03 PM

something mean about the person above you

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 03:07 PM

something mean about the person above you

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 03:08 PM

I'm going to see how that thread you made evolves before I make my decision.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 03:09 PM

It's going good so far :)

executioneer Jan 31st, 2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 529140)
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THIS SICKNESS?

i might just have to get down with it :(

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 529171)
It's going good so far :)

OK it had its moment :lol

executioneer Jan 31st, 2008 03:13 PM

i sound worst than tom waits today, yowza

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 529176)
i sound worst than tom waits today, yowza

:sexy

executioneer Jan 31st, 2008 03:23 PM

i sound like tom waits going thru puberty :( :clarification

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 03:27 PM

The sickness is upon me

Grislygus Jan 31st, 2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 528930)
NEXT YOU'LL BE JOINING GW'S TEAM & SAYING YOU DON'T READ ACHEWOOD OR EVEN FIND IT FUNNY! :eek

Fuck, are you kidding? I'm on that team. :(

Grislygus Jan 31st, 2008 03:34 PM

So does anybody here drink Peroni, some of the guys at work hooked me up and I was all "THIS IS NOT A SAM ADAMS", and then I tried it and it was pretty damned tasty.

MetalMilitia Jan 31st, 2008 03:52 PM

Yeah sometimes. When you first open a bottle it smells kind of like blunts

EDIT: :pagfebrak >:

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2008 07:22 PM

since when do I not find achewood funny

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 08:43 PM

So Monday night I had a sore throat and a cough.

Tuesday I had a fever, sore throat, mild fatigue, no cough.

Wednesday I had a sore throat, cough, no fever, no fatigue.

Today I have fatigue, sinus congestion, no fever, no sore throat, no cough. >:

Anybody want to guess what the fuck I've got? >: Please :( (doctors are for wimps)

First person to say "tomorrow you'll have AIDS" will be banned

Emu Jan 31st, 2008 08:47 PM

November I was congested and fatigued. December I was congested and fatigued. January I was congested and fatigued. Yesterday I threw up. Today I threw up. Who knows what Feburuary will hold? :D

Sam Jan 31st, 2008 08:48 PM

YOU HAVE RAPIST-ITIS

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 529264)
November I was congested and fatigued. December I was congested and fatigued. January I was congested and fatigued. Yesterday I threw up. Today I threw up. Who knows what Feburuary will hold? :D

That sounds terrible :(

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 529265)
YOU HAVE RAPIST-ITIS

SAM

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 529263)
So Monday night I had a sore throat and a cough.

Tuesday I had a fever, sore throat, mild fatigue, no cough.

Wednesday I had a sore throat, cough, no fever, no fatigue.

Today I have fatigue, sinus congestion, no fever, no sore throat, no cough. >:

Anybody want to guess what the fuck I've got? >: Please :( (doctors are for wimps)

First person to say "tomorrow you'll have AIDS" will be banned

You have fatigue because your body has been fighting a bad virus and is worn the shit out. Sounds like you are on the verge of getting better. Have some hot chocolate and pull one off to your favorite porn.

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 09:17 PM

Way ahead of you :eek

Sam Jan 31st, 2008 09:22 PM

ESOUHLIM

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 10:24 PM

SMA

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 10:33 PM

samilhouse

Sam Jan 31st, 2008 10:44 PM

That would probably be the greatest person to ever post here, besides Samboid.

executioneer Feb 1st, 2008 05:52 AM

mlihouse it is probably the dreaded lurgy

executioneer Feb 1st, 2008 05:58 AM

day 1-approximately 21: i have a runny nose
day 22: i wake up with a sorethroat, figure i should stay home so i can get some stuff done (and stay away from jerks); sorethroat gradually turns into "wheeze wheeze wtf i cant breath very well"
day 23: i call my work @ 4am cause i can't get to sleep with all the coughing (is it replicating pods, no at least i hope not); fall back asleep until 9 and then go get coughdrops and nyquil and the type of tylenol sinus they make meth outta; am awake until ~ 5pm and then do not wake back up permanently until 2 am
day 24: probably will call off work again :(

Chojin Feb 1st, 2008 01:05 PM

I think achewood is all right, but I regularly read about 4 comics that are way better.

Chojin Feb 1st, 2008 01:09 PM

speaking of which



this hit a little too close to home for me :'<

Dixie Feb 1st, 2008 01:14 PM

What's Achewood?
I'm too lazy to google it and I want this explained.

Chojin Feb 1st, 2008 01:30 PM

it is a comic about sarcastic dogs that really just 'hangs out' and doesn't go anywhere. you are considered cool if you like it.

Dixie Feb 1st, 2008 01:42 PM

I may look at such a thing when my laziness wears away.

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 529382)
you are considered cool if you like it.

:sunglasses

Most of the humor come from characterization rather than straightforward punchlines, which I tend to get more enjoyment out of in any medium in the long run (coincidentally you are also considered cool if you like Arrested Development >:)

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2008 03:41 PM

The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.

executioneer Feb 1st, 2008 03:43 PM

MY EYES ARE HOT :( stupid cold

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2008 03:57 PM

Guys, Freddy's making a comeback :eek

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 529401)
The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.

and they hate mondays lmao

Tadao Feb 1st, 2008 07:58 PM

:pagebrak

goto Google and enter
find Chuck Norris
then press feeling lucky.

JediScum Feb 1st, 2008 08:02 PM

GW... was the comics page you dislpayed from a school newpaper? I don't recognize any of the strips

If you can find it, Lio is decent. It's in my hometown paper, and the humor vaguely reminds me of The Far Side.

JediScum Feb 1st, 2008 08:04 PM

As far as syndicated strips go, Willie and Ethel still cracks me up, too.

Dr. Boogie Feb 1st, 2008 08:13 PM

For my money, Nonsequitur is the best newspaper comic that's still around. Dilbert, Foxtrot, and the Boondocks are pretty good, too.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2008 08:41 PM

when did I display any kind of comic strip

The only things I read nowadays are Dr. McNinja and Achewood.

Girly is dead to me.

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 529438)
goto Google and enter
find Chuck Norris
then press feeling lucky.

Hey don't pull out anymore posts from a 2004 garbage can ok

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 529446)
when did I display any kind of comic strip

The only things I read nowadays are Dr. McNinja and Achewood.

Girly is dead to me.

It was from that post you made a few pages back about the cat picture in the newspaper.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2008 08:44 PM

That was in direct relation to the lolcat theme of the page, I don't know what paper it came from.

Tadao Feb 1st, 2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 529445)
Hey don't pull out anymore posts from a 2004 garbage can ok

I just found out :\

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2008 08:57 PM

I've been getting some huuuge Lenor vibes from Tadao lately and I don't know why

Tadao Feb 1st, 2008 09:03 PM

Is that like being a female ZBF?

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2008 09:58 PM

:lol

MarioRPG Feb 2nd, 2008 01:49 PM

Just a bit, except Chojin doesn't hate you as much.

JediScum Feb 2nd, 2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 529446)
when did I display any kind of comic strip

you did and don't deny liar. aside from that i just didn't recognize the strips.
"oh me oh my, where in heaven did my edit button go?" fucking liar.

and aside from comics, Turbonegro kicks ass, I'm going to shave my head and write "Apocolypse Dude" on my forehead. Tomorrow. Maybe Monday.

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2008 07:54 PM

Man, Action Ham's had 3 avatars in the course of the last 2 minutes, and all of them have been terrible.

GADZOOKS Feb 2nd, 2008 08:25 PM

Quote:

I'm not going to delete it but I sure as hell am not allowing this travesty to continue. GADZOOKS would be proud :tear


Thank you Milhouse, now my soul can finally rest in peace.

MarioRPG Feb 2nd, 2008 08:31 PM

Hell yes! Overnight shift tonight! :o

JediScum Feb 2nd, 2008 08:42 PM

I've been playing poker lately but I don't watch the poker tournaments on TV. Isn't a 2-4 off suit called "Mom, I wet the bed again"?

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2008 08:49 PM

SMOOOKKKIN BUDDHA

JediScum Feb 2nd, 2008 08:52 PM

if you think that's retarded, watch poker on TV for an hour. Jack - 5 is called a "Motown" cause of, uh Jackson 5 or some shit

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2008 08:53 PM

I watched a blackjack tournament one night when I couldn't sleep, it was intense.

JediScum Feb 2nd, 2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 529571)
SMOOOKKKIN BUDDHA

I would not smoke that horrible substance, even if the entire planet EARTH were in peril, unless God herself commanded me to, sir.

Or if 5 american dollars were involved.

JediScum Feb 2nd, 2008 09:11 PM

when i go to casinos, i usually try out the blackjack table. once i got ace-4 or a soft 15 and held. dealer had a 3. peeps around the table are telling me to hit. the dealer asked me "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON"T WANT TO HIT? " Dealer busted and I won.

But the tezas hold' em poker is different, as i would screw it up. i can't keep a straight face.

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2008 09:42 PM

http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/167 ;x

JediScum Feb 2nd, 2008 10:21 PM

liquid...

I'm sure you're a decent person in real life. But being raised as a fundamentalist southern baptist, yer link to top ten ways the world will end didn't even make my dick hard. I have been "promised" that "Jesus" will swoop down from the sky like a cruciform superhero, pick me up, personally, and send the rest of you sinning fuckers straight into "THA LAK OF FAR".

So just can it with your Nostradamus, Magnetic pole-reversal, global-warming, comet gonna hit us bullshit.

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2008 10:23 PM

the "while sitting around drinking beers" made me lol
you weren't supposed to watch pass that :x

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2008 10:24 PM

cause i didn't

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2008 10:25 PM

BUT WAS IT GOOD?

JediScum Feb 2nd, 2008 10:32 PM

i've been told that the world was going to "END" since i was 6. now that i'm 35, i have to ask "FUCKING WHEN"? EVERY end of the world scenario i've heard so far has crapped out, and honestly, i'm pretty disappointed.

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2008 10:39 PM

Primetime is crime time, or haven't you heard?

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2008 02:36 AM

Thanks guys this is the worst thread page on the internet

Guitar Woman Feb 3rd, 2008 02:53 AM

You could claim that, but you'd be wrong

executioneer Feb 3rd, 2008 03:11 AM

hahha can we move this stuff into the caption the avatar above you thread :lol

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2008 03:35 AM

That was genius Willie! :)

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2008 02:14 PM

Good idea :lol :x

Neen Feb 3rd, 2008 02:31 PM

Crimes, like Limes, will never be as popular as lemons.


executioneer Feb 3rd, 2008 02:38 PM

what about criminys (criminies? idk)

Neen Feb 3rd, 2008 02:44 PM

That's comparing apples and oranges. Ha ha ha!

FUCK.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2008 03:06 PM

Apples are way fucking better than oranges.

MarioRPG Feb 3rd, 2008 03:37 PM

Wait, liquid is back? Gaaay

executioneer Feb 3rd, 2008 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 529683)
Apples are way fucking better than oranges.

it depends on what apple and what orange, really

i'd take a handful of sweet easy-to-peel mandarins over a nasty grainy red delicious any day, but no orange invented is better than a pink lady that's been sitting in the refrigerator crisper for a few days

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2008 05:12 PM

The debate of apples vs. oranges was also featured on page eight of this thread :eek What a treat!

executioneer Feb 3rd, 2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased
:eek

Neen Feb 3rd, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 529695)
The debate of apples vs. oranges was also featured on page eight of this thread :eek What a treat!

Life has gone full cricle:tear

Like an inane Butterfly laying the eggs of the next generation, then subsequently commiting suicide via an eighteen wheeler going 60mph.

Pub Lover Feb 3rd, 2008 07:40 PM

A retail store in the UK tried selling beds aimed at six year old girls by calling them the Lolita Midsleeper Combi. When asked they said they had no idea about the word's connotations & hadn't heard of the book or the multiple movies made from it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7222008.stm

:x

Guitar Woman Feb 3rd, 2008 07:42 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Feb 3rd, 2008 07:42 PM

So over the weekend I saw Bridge to Terabithia.

Spoilers!

Pub Lover Feb 3rd, 2008 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 529373)
I think achewood is all right, but I regularly read about 4 comics that are way better.

Achewood
Crap I Drew on My Lunch Break (Poor Jin, SHP :tear)
MegaTokyo (GW when she was a she was all, dude if you read this I'll suck your cock)
PBF
Questionable Content (Chojin pointed out how awful the pointless punchlines were & I started reading it ironically, whoops I forgot to stop when the irony wore out)
Qwantz - Dinosaur Comics!
Toothpaste For Dinner (I drink too much coffee too! :eek)
XKCD (This is my favourite because I really like math humor* :()

Maths Humour*

Guitar Woman Feb 3rd, 2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

GW when she was a she was all, dude if you read this I'll suck your cock
I don't remember telling you this, but I did read megatokyo for a whil ;_;

executioneer Feb 3rd, 2008 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 529706)
Achewood
PBF
Qwantz - Dinosaur Comics!
XKCD

i also red these and others that i will no mention due to embarass :-[

Pub Lover Feb 3rd, 2008 08:15 PM


Pub Lover Feb 3rd, 2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 529710)
i also red these and others that i will no mention due to embarass :-[

Several of the ones on my list I was very "DON'T SAY YOU READ THEM! THEY ARE WAY UNCOOL!" but I like poking my shame, not hiding it away.

Guitar Woman Feb 3rd, 2008 08:31 PM

Oh man, I'm glad I didn't miss the halftime show

<3 tom petty

Pub Lover Feb 3rd, 2008 08:36 PM

The meat of chronically-depressed animals is more tender and flavourful than that of happy animals. OH NO! WHEN THE ALIENS/ZOMBIES INVADE I'LL BE EATEN FIRST!


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